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Reviews by 'Stacky'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
149
reviews published to date.
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Awakenings (1990)
DeNiro sleeps, wakes, sleeps.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Swept Away (2002)
Madonna's all washed up.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Witch rues water allergy.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Two fossils seek relic.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Die Hard (1988)
Godunov not good enough.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)
Mexicans toast Pageant queen.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Armageddon (1998)
Dirty Dozen in space.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Can't Stop The Music (1980)
Gays ignore Perrine's funbags.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Country Bears, The (2002)
Disney 'Blues Brothers' rip-off.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Duel (1971)
Speilberg invents road rage.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Saruman unscene in finale.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Lordly trilogy ends, eventually.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Architect rebuilds Neo-Classic world.
Jun 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Injured soldier turns Injun.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dirty Deeds (2002)
Goodman's good bad man.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Enemy Of The State (1998)
Smith chased by MIB.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Sadistic Sergeant triggers malfunction.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Goldfinger (1964)
Oddjob gives hat jobs.
Jul 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Bimbo beats best brains.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Men In Black II (2002)
Mailman given letter back.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Notting Hill (1999)
Julia plays spoilt self.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Osmosis Jones (2001)
Microcop saves gross Dad.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Poster girl covers tunnel.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Sticks & stones win.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Twins (1988)
DNA? Danny not Arnold!!
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Scottish Irish-American abuses Italian-American.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Volcano (1997)
Heche in hot scenes.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Volcano (1997)
Lava leaves L.A. levelled.
Jan 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Pet Dick does Cox.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Adaptation. (2002)
Croc catches Cooper's caboose.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Rednecks glance, poofs prance.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Batman (1966)
West, Ward duo flawed.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Laughable, tropical teen sexploitation.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Scot's arses attract arrows.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Caine Mutiny, The (1954)
Bogey fingers lost marbles.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Castle, The (1997)
Battler saves family home.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cat Ballou (1965)
Drunken cowboy kills brother.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Con Air (1997)
'Being Cyrus The Virus'.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Courage Under Fire (1996)
Matt heroin, Meg heroine.
Jan 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Crackerjack (2002)
Slacker saves oldies club.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dam Busters, The (1955)
Brave bombers damn Nazi's.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Die Another Day (2002)
Bond villain's extreme makeover.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Down And Out In Beverly Hills (1986)
Nolte inhales dog food.
Sep 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Scorcese's Dickensian Tarantino flick.
Aug 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Franchise keeps kids spellbound.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hours, The (2002)
Day of hour lives.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hours, The (2002)
Anguished lives, poet dies.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ice Age (2002)
Scrat falls for nut.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Marky Mark manoeuvres mini's.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Norton blows Sutherland's job.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Bond promotes Evinrude boats.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Duck decides witch's fate.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Abba slims, Muriel grows.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Griswolds, Wallyworld or bust!!
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ned Kelly (2003)
Aussie wildlife plus beards.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Piano, The (1993)
Keitel shows Pianist, depressing.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Omega Man finds Eve.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Astronaut curses dead people.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Running Man (1987)
Running, killing, silly suits.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shrek (2001)
Dragon loves smart-arse ass.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Scary godmother rules King.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sirens (1993)
Nude models, little else.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Frog King helps Queen.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Gay farmer saves sister.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Bug bums blitz battlecruisers.
Jan 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Superman (1978)
Criminals banished to sequel.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Psycho mother always right.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Street rat abandons ship.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Moon man controls life.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Donald and Daffy duel.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wiz, The (1978)
Wacko Jacko pre-bleach.
Jul 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
10 (1979)
Midget perves on babe.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Masterful, symphonic mind bender.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Dave upsets Hal, dies.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Adaptation. (2002)
Cage twice as boring.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Pie (1999)
Pie porker's caught poking.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Antz (1998)
Animated Glover loses body.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Apollo 13 (1995)
No man on moon.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Best Actor: Beyonce. Sha-zam!
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Douglas's TrippleHorn impresses Stone.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
'Bad' brothers reveal soul.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Diggler's large jiggler flops.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bootmen (2000)
Adult 'Billy Elliot' rip-off.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Desperate dame dates dud.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Jim gets wholly spirited.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Stand-in God abuses power.
Aug 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Casablanca (1942)
Classic Bogey, Nazi's nixed.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Tom cash's Leo's cheque.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cats & Dogs (2001)
Mad moggy hounds dogs.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Coming To America (1988)
Akeem wild oats domesticated.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Courage Under Fire (1996)
Meg dies, Denzel redeems.
Jan 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Dundee hypnotises buffalo, audience.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Daredevil (2003)
Radar vision scores bullseye.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Die Another Day (2002)
Lucky Bond has Jinx.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Die Hard (1988)
Wills blasts bad Bavarians.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien phones home, goes.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Escape To Victory (1981)
Sly's WWII soccer 'Rocky'.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Running dolt starts merchandising.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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From Russia With Love (1963)
Blonde Shaw muscles Bond.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fugitive, The (1993)
Longest prosthetic arm ever.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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