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Reviews by 'Pope George Ringo'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1184
reviews published to date.
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Run and Stumpy.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(106)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
America wonders 'Who's Beckham?'.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(96)
Fritz The Cat (1972)
Kitty Porn.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(65)
Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Rockin' a hard place.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(62)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Babar-b-que.
May 4, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(53)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Hymen has seven dents.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(44)
Simple Plan, A (1998)
Dough, Raimi.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(43)
Deep Throat (1972)
The Great Dictaster.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(38)
Insomnia (2002)
Resisting A Rest.
Aug 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Twin Peaks (1990)
Mountain Deux.
Jan 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(36)
Nuns On The Run (1990)
Mister Act.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Play Misty For Me (1971)
Stalk Radio.
Jul 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Aviator, The (2004)
Billion Air.
Jan 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
How To Make An American Quilt (1995)
Much Ado About Knitting.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(33)
Snatch (2000)
Diamond in the ruff.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(33)
Alive (1993)
Team anagram for meat!
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Charlotte's Web (1973)
My Best Friend's Webbing.
Jan 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Walk The Line (2005)
Cash, Joaquin the Line.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Chiklis taken for granite.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Wee Will Rock You.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Burning Bed, The (1984)
Burnin' down the spouse.
Sep 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Erik The Viking (1989)
The Pillage Idiot.
Jun 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Rage Against The Marine.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Jarhead (2005)
Desert Foxx.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
McCarthy: Death Of A Witch Hunter (1975)
Lenin and McCarthy.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Scorpion King, The (2002)
Rock like an Egyptian.
Jan 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
'The Cher Witch Project'.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Zodiac Killer, The (1971)
Rest in Pisces.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
G.(astro) I.(ntestinal) Blues.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)
Fucking silly.
Sep 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Tigger Movie, The (2000)
Tigger, Woods.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Wolf (1994)
Wolfman Jack.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
A-blazing grace.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Han's temperature = so low.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Bio-Dome (1996)
Bio-degrading.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(24)
Pi (1998)
After-math, he's nuts.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Raise The Titanic (1980)
Hullraiser.
Nov 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Beast, The (1996)
Squid Vicious.
Mar 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Walking scrotum lights up.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Erection experiences burning sensation.
May 28, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Wag The Dog (1997)
Weapons of Mass Distraction.
Sep 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Jokes begin to Wayne.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(23)
White Gorilla, The (1945)
Honky Kong.
Feb 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Naughty Stewardesses (1975)
Skanks On A Plane.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Super Size Me (2004)
Lard of the Fries.
Dec 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)
Assaulting batteries.
Aug 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Chewbacca gets laid.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Days Of Thunder (1990)
Cruise makes Indy film.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(21)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Fellowship of the Thing.
Jan 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Flintstones, The (1994)
Yabba Dabba Doo Doo.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
The Mex Pistols.
Apr 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
Bloody Merry.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
American Werewolf In Paris, An (1997)
See Thomas Howl.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Gray's Anatomy.
May 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Die Hard (1988)
Look Ma, no Hans!
May 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Educated Fish (1937)
A School of Fish.
May 31, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Elvis (1968)
Return of 'The King'.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Spellbound (2002)
Nerds. N-E-R-D-S. Nerds.
Jun 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Totally Nude Aerobics (2000)
Jumping jacks, flash.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Wrestling Ernest Hemingway (1993)
Importance of beating Ernest.
Aug 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Dead Parrot's Society.
Sep 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
In-tents-ly boring.
Oct 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(19)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Is as it wasn't.
Jun 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Former Riddler now Two-Face.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Holy Man, holey hands.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Say Anything (1989)
Cusack holds radio Skyeward.
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Wall Street (1987)
Gains of New York.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Saint Nickless.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Auto Focus (2002)
Icky Bob Crane.
May 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Bachelor Party (1984)
Groom with a brew.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Best In Show (2000)
A Comedy of Terriers.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Love Bug, The (1968)
Meet the Beetle.
Dec 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(18)
Paul Mooney: Jesus Is Black - So Was Cleopatra - Know Your History (2007)
Jesus Christ Superfly.
Nov 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)
Inn, The Beginning.
Jan 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Romper Stomper (1992)
'Australian History X'.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
They came, they sawed.
Jul 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
W. (2008)
Bush gets Stoned.
Oct 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Wild Wild West (1999)
West. Wierd. Ho.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp, all Dahled up.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Cutting Beef (1901)
Graze Anatomy.
Aug 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
The Immaculate Deception.
Jul 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story (2001)
Dude, Where's My Arm?
May 30, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(17)
K2 (1992)
The Hills Have Ice.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
Battle of the exes.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Ratatouille (2007)
Rat in the kitchen.
Jul 12, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Shaggy Dog, The (2006)
Rin Tin Tim.
Mar 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
Herpes: Fully Floated.
Jul 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Vincent & Theo (1990)
End of an Ear.
May 25, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(17)
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Ewok-n-roll.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Paradise Lust.
Jul 8, 2009
Scored 0/5
Vote
(16)
Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses? (1979)
The Joy of Spex?
Dec 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Case Of The Stuttering Pig, The (1937)
Oi-oi-oi-oink.
Sep 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Educated Fish (1937)
Kindergarten Carp?
May 31, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Godzilla Vs. The Netherlands (1996)
Godzilla exposes nether regions.
Sep 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Higher Mathematics Made Fun (1991)
Joy! Division!
Mar 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(16)
How Plants Reproduce (1964)
Plant Parenthood.
Feb 19, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Invisible Man, The (1933)
Scarfface.
Apr 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Masters Of The Universe (1987)
To err is He-Man.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Naughty Bi Nature.
Feb 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Rainbow Warrior, The (1992)
Over, The Rainbow.
Jul 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(16)
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