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Reviews by 'kolo'

Current status of Movie deity (Silver) with a total of 8195 reviews published to date.

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Review Score

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Taxi Driver (1976)

A fare to remember.

Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (96)

Chicken Run (2000)

Movie with many layers.

Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (94)

Small Soldiers (1998)

Wee War Soldiers.

Dec 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (62)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Tim digs Raquel's backside.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (53)

12 Angry Men (1957)

No women = hung jury.

Sep 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (52)

Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)

Kill Jesus: Vol. 1.

May 24, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (46)

I, Robot (2004)

Smith works his Asimov.

Jul 7, 2004
Unscored

Vote (44)

Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)

Are they there yet?

Sep 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (35)

Teen Wolf (1985)

Fox in wolf's clothing.

Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (33)

Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)

God 1, Nazis 0.

Aug 22, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (33)

Killing Fields, The (1984)

Highlights evils of Pot.

Jun 22, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (31)

Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

Kubrick's 1999 Disgrace Oddity.

Dec 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (28)

Green Mile, The (1999)

Of mice and men.

May 18, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (27)

Ice Storm, The (1997)

Icy Wed People.

Jul 19, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (27)

Rain Man (1988)

Everybody loves Raymond.

Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (26)

Blair Witch Project, The (1999)

In tents pretense nonsense.

Dec 18, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (26)

Ray (2004)

Ray is outta sight.

Nov 5, 2004
Unscored

Vote (26)

Queen Kong (1976)

Kong without dong.

Sep 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (25)

Airplane! (1980)

Shirley was funny film.

Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (24)

Apollo 13 (1995)

NASA (re)covers their ass(tronauts).

Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (24)

The Crying Game (1992)

I(sn't) R(eally) A(chick).

Aug 29, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (24)

Stuck On You (2003)

Brothers are beside themselves.

Dec 24, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (23)

City Of Angels (1998)

Had Meg at halo.

Jan 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (23)

Aladdin (1992)

Abridged Jafar.

Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (23)

Dognapper, The (1934)

Dog gone!

May 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (22)

To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)

Girl Scout peeks-at Boo.

Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (22)

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)

West Bank Story.

Sep 10, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (22)

Naked Party Games (1997)

Strip, poke her.

Dec 26, 2004
Unscored

Vote (21)

Corpse Bride (2005)

Bride's a rotten lay.

May 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (21)

Jurassic Park (1993)

Fantasy Island with teeth.

Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (21)

40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)

Not laid 4 decades.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (21)

Cliffhanger (1993)

Sly's vertically challenged.

Aug 29, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (21)

Analyse That (2002)

Mobster's Bawl.

Dec 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (21)

Anger Management (2003)

'Unhappy Gilmore'.

Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

History's Mysteries: The Shroud Of Turin (2000)

Fashion of the Christ.

May 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (21)

Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

Trucker stops for Pee-Wee.

Dec 18, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (21)

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)

God 2, Nazis 0.

Sep 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (20)

Open Water (2003)

High seas tread people.

Aug 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (20)

Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)

'Finding Sherwood Forester'.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (20)

Rocky III (1982)

Rocky faces adverse T.

May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (20)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Warden investigates Raquel's tunnel.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (19)

Fatal Attraction (1987)

Douglas has Close call.

Jun 22, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

Fly Away Home (1996)

School Of Flock.

Oct 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (18)

Cat In The Hat, The (2003)

Puss needs the boot.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (18)

Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)

KC & Sunshine Banned.

Jun 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (18)

Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)

Small parts for kids.

Jun 22, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (18)

Animal Farm (1954)

Orwell that ends well.

Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (17)

Armageddon (1998)

Affleck drills Liv + asteroid.

Dec 11, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (17)

Blazing Saddles (1974)

Kahn gets a Little.

Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (17)

Misery (1990)

Bates hammers home point.

May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (17)

Titanic (1997)

Sank way before iceberg.

Sep 1, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Breast Men (1997)

Doctors shore-up sagging business.

Dec 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (16)

Paint Your Wagon (1969)

Outlaw Josey's Wails.

Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (16)

Monsturd (2003)

Murder evidence piles up.

Aug 1, 2004
Unscored

Vote (16)

Beef, Sheep And Hog Killing (1901)

Slaughterhouse Rules!

Dec 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Bestiality (1976)

Dog buries bone(r).

Jun 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

Firth falls for girth.

Aug 7, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Basic Instinct (1992)

Stone's Vagina Monologue.

Dec 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (15)

Big Fish (2003)

Son finally stops carping.

Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (15)

Chatterbox (1977)

Sprechen ze bush?

Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Crocodile Dundee (1986)

Aussie explores American bush.

Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (15)

Last Prostitute, The (1991)

The final ho down.

Jul 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Party Monster (2003)

Dead man, Culkin.

Oct 2, 2004
Unscored

Vote (14)

Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Military hunting good will.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (14)

Basketball Diaries, The (1995)

Roundballer loses at HORSE.

Dec 16, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (14)

Last Samurai, The (2003)

'A Few Good Samurai'.

Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (14)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Butch has bum watch.

Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (14)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Sheep safe! Cowboys gay!

Jan 21, 2006
Unscored

Vote (13)

Perfect Storm, The (2000)

Whopper lands fishermen.

May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Sleepless In Seattle (1993)

Kid gets Dad laid.

Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

Oldman plays working stiff.

Nov 28, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (13)

Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)

Ship's New Year's revolution.

Dec 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Apocalypse Now (Redux) (1979)

Martin still avoids Charlie.

Dec 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Blue Lagoon, The (1980)

Brooke on Atkins diet.

Dec 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Bull Durham (1988)

Field Of Wet Dreams.

Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Coyote Ugly (2000)

Tits for taps.

Nov 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (13)

Bicentennial Man (1999)

Williams acts his Asimov.

Dec 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Freddie Mercury, The Untold Story (2000)

Mercury: should've protected Uranus!

May 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Deep Throat (1972)

Harry Reems Linda's throat.

Nov 26, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (12)

Fifth Element, The (1997)

Milla's sense of stones.

Jan 26, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (12)

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)

The Reborn Supremacy.

Aug 4, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (12)

Lady In The Water (2006)

Giamatti has wet dream.

Jul 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)

Johnny always worked hard.

Jul 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (12)

10 (1979)

Braids, boobs, and Moore.

Sep 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (12)

One, The (2001)

Quantum Li-ping.

Jul 8, 2004
Unscored

Vote (12)

Platoon (1986)

Charlie can't avoid Charlie .

Dec 15, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)

DiCaprio shows grape Depp.

Jan 26, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (12)

About Schmidt (2002)

Kathy bates Jack.

Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (12)

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Marilyn Manson with shears.

Oct 5, 2004
Unscored

Vote (12)

Se7en (1995)

Brad didn't think ahead.

Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

American President, The (1995)

Strange bedfellows make politics.

Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (11)

Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)

Tomatoes attack, French whine.

Sep 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (11)

Bad Girls (1994)

Cow-pokes given new meaning.

Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

Ring, The (2002)

Naomi discovers Watts wrong.

Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (11)

Snatch (2000)

Diamond in the pup.

Jul 10, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (11)

Vanilla Sky (2001)

'What Dreams May Cum'.

Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (11)

Being There (1979)

Nothing left to Chance.

Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (11)

Birds, The (1963)

Tippi receives long-distance caw.

Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Office Space (1999)

Dilbert, The Movie.

May 17, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (10)

Gigli (2003)

Jen-der Ben-der blunder.

Jul 29, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (10)

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