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Reviews by 'The Amazing Rando!'
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156
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Anastasia (1997)
Dude, Where's my Czar?
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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(22)
Camelot (1967)
Singing In The Reign.
Aug 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Secretary (2002)
Secretary earns red marks.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Cops fail Verbal exam.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Jaws 2 (1978)
Fin de sequel.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Entrapment (1999)
Connery's heist, Catherine's heiny.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Heartsick hitman autographs jugular.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Shelley Winters: Das Bloat.
Aug 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Top Gun (1986)
Lost lovin' feeling, lunch.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Ali Baba And The Forty Thieves (1944)
Sweet Home Ali Baba.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
American Pie (1999)
Worst pie filling ever!
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Name Of The Rose, The (1986)
Connery corners felonious monk.
Aug 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Pleasantville (1998)
Coitus colorizes cloistered community.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Frakes hardly prime director.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Troy (2004)
Pitt makes me ill(iad).
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Yentl (1983)
I, Rabbi.
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
China Syndrome, The (1979)
Lemmon, Fonda go fission.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Knockin' on Kevin's door.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Highlander (1986)
Immortals play head games.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
History Of The World: Part I (1981)
DeLuise sleazier, cheesier Caesar.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Postman, The (1997)
Kevin Costner: male fraud.
May 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Scorpion King, The (2002)
Lord Of The Stings.
May 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
George Lucas's fandom menace.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Seuss used as litterbox.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Cyrano De Bergerac (1990)
Cyrano? Gerard Depar-don't!
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Kalifornia (1993)
Mulder Pitted against killer.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Lady In The Water (2006)
M. Night Shyalamalan's 'Waterworld'.
Jul 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Magic (1978)
Hopkins has a woody.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Psycho (1960)
Room service includes stabbing.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Ferris Bueller's Bionic Woman.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Three Kings (1999)
Ocean's 'Dirty Dozen'.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Beastmaster, The (1982)
Hero speaks fluent ferret.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Boxing Helena (1993)
Julian prunes would-be girlfriend.
May 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Costner out-acted by corn.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Footloose (1984)
Bacon: dancing or epilepsy?
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Girls Town (1959)
Van Doren's twin peaks.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
Boogie Knights.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)
Earth reluctantly goes vegetarian.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Island, The (2005)
Plot cloned from 'Clonus'.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Mitchell (1975)
The chubby blue line.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Phantasm (1979)
Mortician has steel balls.
May 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Space Mutiny (1988)
'Ben-Hur' with floor polishers.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Speed (1994)
Public Transportation: The Movie!
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Fish flavored sci-fi flick.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Evil pale guys over-accessorize.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Zero Effect (1998)
Pullman imitates Dirk Gently.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Agent For H.A.R.M. (1966)
Smarmy spy stops spore.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Travolta chews scenery, chokes.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Bedazzled (2000)
Remake sells progenitor's soul.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Career Opportunities (1991)
'Home Alone' in Target.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Career Opportunities (1991)
83-minute Target commercial.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cocktail (1988)
Bartenders think they're Karamazovs!
May 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Deliverance (1972)
Brilliant backwoods banjo bacchanalia!
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Phoebe flashes fleshy finery.
Apr 25, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(2)
First Knight (1995)
Guinevere rides Lance-alot.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Frighteners, The (1996)
Spectral killer keeps score.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
He Said, She Said (1991)
Perkins brings home Bacon.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)
Comedians ride down 'Shaft'.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Fashion Of The Christ.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Kentucky Fried Movie, The (1977)
Donald Sutherland: clumsy waiter.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Life And Death Of Peter Sellers, The (2004)
Rush explores Peter's cellars.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo plays ring toss.
May 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Witch, duck weigh same.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
My Giant (1998)
Billy Crystal's magnum oafish.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Connery finally severs Bond.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Piano, The (1993)
Campion captures Keitel's can.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Remake violates ape law.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Police Academy (1984)
Film should've remained silent.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Shining, The (1980)
Scatman should've stayed home.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Short Circuit (1986)
Sheedy does the robot.
May 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Spanking The Monkey (1994)
Oedipus Rex... with wanking.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Science fiction sleep aid.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)
Begley with scream cheese.
Aug 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Assistant gets over hump.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Angel Heart (1987)
Rourke loses heart, soul.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Big Easy, The (1987)
Sparklin' Barkin, Quaid laid.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Blob, The (1958)
Town spoils pudding's dinner.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Molina LOVES Night Ranger.
Mar 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Hall swipes Nelson's doobage.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
'Evil Dead' with Elvis!
Feb 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Can't Stop The Music (1980)
Guttenberg joins Village People.
May 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Charley Varrick (1973)
Matthau mistakenly miffs mafia.
Mar 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dead Again (1991)
Branagh dons American accent.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
End Of The Affair, The (1999)
Fiennes needs Moore love.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Excalibur (1981)
Lancelot kabob's self? Ouch!
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Green with penis envy.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hannibal (2001)
Hopkins heeds human hunger.
Aug 1, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
Connery pulls another 'Zardoz'.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Howard The Duck (1986)
Lucas's fowl Jar-Jar prototype.
May 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Lady In The Water (2006)
Shyamalan's villain, inspiration: grass.
Jul 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Litte hobbit's mission impossible.
May 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
The dwarf gets tossed.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Starring Scarlett's pink panties!
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mannequin (1987)
Nebbish nails fantastic plastic.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Actors navigate flipped ship.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Idol thrown, whip not.
Aug 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Riding With Death (1976)
Agent befriends hillbilly trucker.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Road House (1989)
Hazy Swayze drawls, brawls.
May 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Santa Claus (1959)
Santa outwits the devil.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Sheena (1984)
Horse painted like zebra.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
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