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Reviews by 'Jonny the Welsh'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
193
reviews published to date.
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Titanic (1997)
When icebergs go bad.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Movie IS shark's revenge.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(7)
My Left Foot (1989)
Disabled actor's job stolen.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Third Man, The (1949)
Welles busted by cat.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Out Of Africa (1985)
African cure for insomnia.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
All About My Mother (1999)
Almod�vars work of love.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Chocolat (2000)
Delicious food, tasty cast.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Donnie Brasco (1997)
Depp almost goes native.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Gladiator (2000)
Minimus intellect maximus foolishness.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Spartacus (1960)
Homo-erotic intellectual epic.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens (1979)
Mammoth mammaries make moisture.
Dec 5, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore shows fear kills.
Dec 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Braveheart (1995)
Murderous thief becomes hero.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Strange Days (1995)
Y2K on VR drugs.
Dec 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Swarm, The (1978)
Movie with no sting.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Unbreakable (2000)
Non-disabled play disabled, again.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
101 reasons to ignore.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
2 Days In The Valley (1996)
'Short Cuts' minus talent.
Dec 15, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Trantastic defrocking of myths.
Dec 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
After Hours (1985)
Sex trip goes Kafkaesque.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
All That Jazz (1979)
Scheider in melt down.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Transatlantic canine killer.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Apt Pupil (1998)
Once Nazi always Nazi.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Battle Of The Bulge (1965)
Fuel shortage saves yanks.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cape Fear (1991)
Pointless remake, no fear.
Dec 15, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Dirty Harry (1971)
George Bush as cop.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Fabulous Baker Boys, The (1989)
It's a family affair.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Leave in 60 Seconds.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Heaven's Gate (1980)
Truth hurts America, masterpiece.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
English sell out Arabs.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Two Towers, no disaster.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Love And Death (1975)
Bergman, Tolstoy plundered, funny.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Script on vacation too.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Nowhere (1997)
LSD meets teen soap.
Dec 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Scarface (1983)
Cocaine chaos kills killer.
Dec 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Beam me out, now.
Dec 16, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Thin Red Line, The (1998)
Sublime lyrical fine art.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Trading Places (1983)
Murphy funny, what happened?
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Twin Town (1997)
Typical week in Swansea.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Ballet in space.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Absolute Power (1997)
Corrupts absolutely, Eastwood coasting.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Am�lie (2001)
Blissfully delicate French loveliness.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Angel Heart (1987)
Rourke's best, DeNiro's worst.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Battle Royale (2000)
Kids get what�s coming.
Dec 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Schizophrenia in soft focus.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Bowling as life's metaphor.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Boat Trip (2002)
It deserved to sink.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Camp Dafoe makes film.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Breathless (1960)
Godard's cool cop killer.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cecil B DeMented (2000)
Daft dogma delivers Dorff.
Dec 16, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Conversation, The (1974)
Watcher becomes the watched.
Dec 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Crash (1996)
Obsession analogised through cars.
Dec 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Love overcomes dick.
Dec 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
Close destroyed, Uma revenged.
Dec 19, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Shark grows, shark shrinks.
Dec 5, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Duellists, The (1977)
Beautifully filmed marathon feud.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
One long telecoms advertisement.
Dec 21, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Achieved impossible- Roberts acted.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Madman becomes anarchic syndicalist.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
G.I. Jane (1997)
Bird with bazookas.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Get Carter (2000)
Gutless, pointless third-rate remake.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Get Shorty (1995)
Gangsters does Hollywood better.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Grifters, The (1990)
Huston cool, Cusack learns.
Dec 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Heaven's Gate (1980)
Cimino's redemption, stunning cinematography.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Howling, The (1981)
Werewolf movie with bite.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ipcress File, The (1965)
Top paraniod spy caper.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Cunning fox foxes thieves.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Killer, The (1989)
Gun play Woo way.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lawnmower Man, The (1992)
Dumb gardener made smart.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Lifeforce (1985)
Vampire alien vacuums souls.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)
Capitalist greed dooms planet.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Manhattan (1979)
Beautiful homage to Manhattan.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Matador (1986)
Black comedy, no bull.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Miss Congeniality (2000)
Another Caine pay day.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Redgrave gives acting lesson.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Naked Lunch (1991)
Burroughs on LSD.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
We cheer the psychos.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Omega Man, The (1971)
Mutant's bad hair day.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Once Upon A Time In The West (1968)
Magnificent close-ups, expansive themes.
Dec 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Piano Teacher, The (2001)
Sexual oppression explodes, impeccable.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Play Misty For Me (1971)
Stalker meets sticky end.
Dec 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Travolta & Willis's redemption.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Quadrophenia (1979)
Mods with mirrors scrap.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Real violence, real consequences.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Salem's Lot (1979)
Soul destroying blood suckers.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Schindler's List (1993)
Sentimental end compromises film.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sexy Beast (2000)
When Ghandhi goes bad.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Prisoner retains free soul.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Showgirls (1995)
MacLachlan's career ends here.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Ultimate winer and diner.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Streetcar Named Desire, A (1951)
Brando displays the method.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Tess (1979)
Polanski lovingly reproduces Hardy.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Tootsie (1982)
Dustin dusts, makes point.
Dec 19, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Trees Lounge (1996)
Buscemi pre-film autobiography.
Dec 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
True Romance (1993)
Provoked Walken kills Hopper.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Unforgiven (1992)
Eastwood's enthralling redemption masterpiece.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Waterworld (1995)
Washed up Costner fails.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Wise Blood (1979)
Self mutilating messiah madness.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Zardoz (1974)
Truly inventive, underrated parody.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Zed & Two Noughts, A (1985)
Decomposing cinematography, banshee score.
Dec 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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