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Reviews by 'John'
Current status of
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with a total of
115
reviews published to date.
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Godzilla (1998)
Dinosaur eats Big Apple.
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Williams believable as mechanoid.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Ghost (1990)
Demi Moore cries... Repeat.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Ghosts. Slime. Fun. Sublime.
Nov 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Goldfinger (1964)
24 Carat gold Bond.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Back To The Future (1985)
Time traveller biffs bully.
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Black Hole, The (1979)
Underrated Disney space adventure.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Throwaway plot, Angels hot.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Stigmata (1999)
Pop video with wounds.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(3)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Dotty dogs defy dastard.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Air Force One (1997)
American President kills baddies.
Nov 11, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Angel Heart (1987)
DeNiro oozes menace. Creepy.
Oct 27, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cocktail (1988)
Shallow, pointless Cruise vehicle.
Oct 27, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Deep Throat (1972)
Man's dream. Woman's nightmare.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Maverick cop kills psycho.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
Friendly aliens visit America.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Emotional death row thriller.
Nov 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Murray's superb moral comedy.
Oct 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Haunting, The (1963)
Scary monochrome ghost story.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Wartime journey across desert.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Jingle All The Way (1996)
Arnie's overstretched comedy sketch.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Leon (1994)
Lolita wins hitman's heart.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Mannequin (1987)
Love doll comes alive!
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Sugary sweet Disney dish.
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Mission, The (1986)
Missionaries meet sticky end!
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Pet Sematary (1989)
Pets return from grave.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Play Misty For Me (1971)
Clint gets a stalker.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Police Academy (1984)
Keystone Cops 80's version.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
At last! Shakespeare understandable.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Reality TV's logical conclusion.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Housewives get devilish neighbour.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Fonda saves wrongly accused.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's tour de force.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
6th Day, The (2000)
Two Arnies! Double fun.
Nov 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Abyss, The (1989)
Diver discovers friendly aliens.
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alien� (1992)
Convicts become monster food.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
All Of Me (1984)
Martin possessed and inspired.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Antz (1998)
Animated ant saves colony.
Nov 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Loses charm of 'Babe'.
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bean (1997)
Childish clown creates mayhem.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Crowe overacts. Overlong. Forgetable.
Oct 27, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bedazzled (2000)
Hurley miscast and wooden.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Belles Of St. Trinian's, The (1954)
Stockinged brats run riot.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Big Momma's House (2000)
Cop impersonates fat lady.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Blade (1998)
Stylish ninja vampire slayer.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Mediocre sombre historical tale.
Oct 24, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Carrie (1976)
Weird girl beats bullies.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Animated chickens 'Great Escape'.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Con Air (1997)
Cliched Cage caper. Con.
Nov 11, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newmans' irresistable career peak.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dante's Peak (1997)
Volcano, script go boom!
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Day Of The Triffids, The (1962)
Alien plants threaten humanity.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Geek discovers eternal youth.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Toy-looking sharks shambles.
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Deep Impact (1998)
Giant meteor threatens humanity.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)
Desperately missing any quality.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Loser scores as gigolo.
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Cop. Baddies. Aeroplanes. Snow.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Tough cop in vest.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
End Of Days (1999)
Arnie shoots the devil??!!
Nov 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Brain closed shut. Stinker.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Lover turns bunny-boiler.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Baseball. Ghosts. Little else.
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Confusing, plodding Gilliam offering.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fly, The (1986)
Man becomes mutant insect.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Bespectacled boy becomes wizard.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Home Alone (1990)
Christmassy. Enjoyable, slapstick violence.
Oct 27, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Howard The Duck (1986)
Completely unwatchable ducky howler.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Ice Age (2002)
Animated misfits save baby.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
CG dinosaurs chase people.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Kevin And Perry Go Large (2000)
Rude boys lose cherries.
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Arnie goes lovable. Hmmm?
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
Soppy, weepy, divorce drama.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Little Vampire, The (2000)
Cute kid befriends vamps.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Two barrels fire blanks.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Long Time Dead (2002)
BOO! Repeat. That's it!
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Man In The White Suit, The (1951)
Boffin besmurched by businessmen.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Man On The Moon (1999)
Odd, sad Kaufman biopic.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Marathon Man (1976)
Psycho Nazi chases diamonds.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Martins, The (2001)
Likeable scum take holiday.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Meet The Parents (2000)
Laughed continually. Embarrassingly funny!
Oct 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mike Bassett: England Manager (2001)
Football mockumentary scores winner.
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Misery (1990)
Crazy woman keeps prisoner.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mousehunt (1997)
Idiots inherit mouse house.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Cross dresser loses kids.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
My Favourite Martian (1999)
No life on Mars.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Postman, The (1997)
Costner's narcissistic hero. Again!
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Memorable for extreme violence.
Oct 27, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Rain Man (1988)
Hoffman overacts. Cruise hollow.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Santa Clause 2, The (2002)
Syrupy sweet Xmas dish.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Brutally honest combat carnage.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Seven Year Itch, The (1955)
Lonely man ogles neighbour.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Small Soldiers (1998)
Toy soldiers go berserk.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Stuart Little (1999)
Family adopt talking mouse.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Tango And Cash (1989)
Cliched baddies vs. cops.
Nov 11, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Thing, The (1982)
Aliens at south pole!
Nov 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
Brit version of 'Ghost'.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Stunner marries cartoon rabbit!
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Hilarious. Madcap. Carrey brilliant.
Oct 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Amadeus (1984)
Mozart's genius shines out.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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