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51	Ken (1661)
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Reviews by 'Ken'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1661 reviews published to date.

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Film Name

Review Votes

Review Score

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Cast Away (2000)

Hanks has a ball.

Sep 4, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (41)

Rocky III (1982)

T, KO.

May 1, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (40)

Mr. Magoo (1997)

Can't see anything funny.

May 16, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (32)

Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)

Zzzzzzz bald chick zzzzzzz.

Jan 28, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (24)

Children Of A Lesser God (1986)

Apparently, love's deaf, also.

Jun 23, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (24)

Born In East L.A. (1987)

Mex in the city.

Sep 14, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (21)

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)

Total un-Recall.

Apr 13, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

Puppetry Of The Penis: Live At The Forum (2001)

Organ-gami.

Dec 7, 2004
Unscored

Vote (21)

Princess Bride, The (1987)

Pwetend piwate wescues pwincess.

Mar 23, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (20)

Crow, The (1994)

Crowked.

Dec 11, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (19)

Face/Off (1997)

Brain/Off.

Dec 29, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (19)

I Love Fat Girls (1991)

Obeastiality.

Feb 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)

Merry Clitsmas.

Jan 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)

Indy's hat NAILED on?

Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Pow! Smack! Bam...boo.

Nov 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

Wonderland (2003)

Natural Porn Killer.

Sep 14, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Usual Suspects, The (1995)

What did Benicio say?

Sep 28, 2002
Scored 6/5

Vote (16)

When Winnie The Pooh Was Very Very Young (2001)

Pooh in diapers.

Apr 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

Arrival Of Train Of Cattle (1901)

Steaks on a train!

Jun 27, 2006
Unscored

Vote (15)

Source Code (2011)

Jake's on a train.

Apr 6, 2011
Unscored

Vote (15)

Female Masturbation (1978)

Jilling off.

Sep 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)

Hoe-mos.

Apr 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Sling Blade (1996)

Yoakam homophobic, retardphobic, machetephobic.

Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (14)

How To Keep From Catching VD (1971)

Going, going, gonorrhea.

Jan 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Black Sunday (1977)

Not 'Goodyear' for terrorists.

Feb 17, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (14)

Casino (1995)

Pen mightier than neck.

Jun 25, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (13)

Game, The (1997)

Worst birthday present ever.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Naked States (2000)

Nebrasska.

Jan 2, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (12)

Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)

Desperately seeking eject button.

Jun 15, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (12)

Care Bears Movie, The (1985)

Can't bear the caring.

Mar 31, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (12)

Chicken Run (2000)

Stal-egg 17.

Apr 27, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

Third Man, The (1949)

Dead friend is neither.

Mar 9, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (11)

Akira (1988)

Kaneda repeatedly screams, 'Tetsuo!'.

Jan 5, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

Innerspace (1987)

Quaid enters Short. Ewwwwwww.

May 13, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (11)

Pretty Woman (1990)

Cinderella as dirty whore.

May 29, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (11)

Showgirls (1995)

Vegas- sluts 'n' slots.

Jul 9, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (11)

Shrek 2 (2004)

Godmother acts like 'Godfather'.

Jun 9, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (11)

Blue Chips (1994)

Penny, Shaq, can't aqt.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (11)

Gay Muslims (2006)

Homohammed.

Oct 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)

Wonka has Oedible complex.

Jul 24, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (10)

Day After, The (1983)

Kansas made even flatter.

Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Urine (1999)

Piss poor.

Jan 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Hurt Locker, The (2008)

Disarmageddon.

Mar 9, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)

Love's labia found.

Feb 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Battlestar Galactica (1978)

Poor man's 'Star Wars'.

May 21, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)

Pans, pots, money shots.

Aug 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (9)

Hitcher, The (1986)

See C Thomas howl.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (9)

What About Bob? (1991)

Bob's annoying, that's 'What'.

May 25, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (9)

Can't Stop The Music (1980)

PLEASE stop the 'music'.

Mar 26, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (9)

Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)

Stockings hung. Actors likewise.

Jul 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

28 Days (2000)

Twelve steps to boredom.

Nov 21, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

Alien (1979)

Acid drips, Ripley strips.

May 28, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (9)

Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

Marriage counseling: bizarre orgy.

Apr 5, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (9)

xXx: State Of The Union (2005)

XXX II.

May 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)

'Rocky Horror Crying Game'.

Mar 4, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

Jehovah's Witnesses: The Organization Behind The Name (1990)

Cult film.

Mar 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Darth becomes him.

Apr 30, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

The Crying Game (1992)

Love even conquers heterosexuality.

May 5, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

Big (1988)

Hanks's fountain of old.

Jul 7, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Twister (1996)

Best actor- flying cow.

Jun 25, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (8)

Ghost World (2001)

Buscemi befriends sarcastic jailbait.

Jan 1, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (8)

Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)

Clown's genitals taste funny.

Sep 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Cowboy Way, The (1994)

Tex in the city.

Feb 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Edison Kinetoscopic Record Of A Sneeze (1894)

Fred Ott blows snot.

Mar 18, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Mr. Nude Universe (1998)

We have a weiner!

Aug 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Love Actually (2003)

President digs British Lewinsky.

Jun 9, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Abyss, The (1989)

Outer space, underwater, whatever.

Jul 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)

Eerie-ola.

Dec 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Zoolander (2001)

Male model 'Manchurian Candidate'.

Aug 10, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Natural Born Killers (1994)

Must-bleed TV.

Apr 14, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Bloodsport (1988)

Damme plays himself. Poorly.

Nov 21, 2003
Scored 0/5

Vote (6)

Donkey Baseball (1935)

Mulewaukee Brewers?

Mar 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Fatal Attraction (1987)

Husband's ho makes hasenpfeffer.

Jan 28, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Godfather, The (1972)

Brando gives filmmaker head.

Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (6)

Canadian Ballet: Striptease Dancers Of The North (1998)

Regina vagina.

Feb 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)

IndianAARP Jones.

Aug 31, 2006
Unscored

Vote (6)

Monster (2003)

Killer role for Theron.

Jan 1, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Road To Perdition (2002)

Film, Newman, shot artfully.

May 8, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Threesome (1994)

College a trois.

Jun 26, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

When Winnie The Pooh Was Very Very Young (2001)

Mini Winnie.

Apr 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

D.C. Cab (1983)

T pities foolish moviegoers.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (6)

Godzilla (1998)

Rex in the city.

Apr 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Jack Black. And white.

Nov 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Flash Gordon (1980)

Gordon makes Ming kebab.

Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)

Dick-inch-ian.

Sep 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)

A bunch of jerks.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (6)

W. (2008)

Dumbya.

Oct 16, 2008
Unscored

Vote (6)

Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)

Aunt Flo's biography?

Apr 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

North By Northwest (1959)

Grant just plane harrassed.

Mar 30, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (6)

World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)

Sloppy 250ths.

Jul 2, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

50/50 (2011)

Finding chemo.

Oct 8, 2011
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)

AU-stin Powers' third film.

Jan 3, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Caine Mutiny, The (1954)

Strawberries drive Bogart bananas.

Jun 15, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (6)

Howard The Duck (1986)

Truly a 'fowl' film.

Jun 18, 2003
Scored 0/5

Vote (6)

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Buck sells Bride rides.

Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Pillow Book, The (1996)

Young Kenobi flaunts meatsaber.

Apr 27, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

No Way Out (1987)

Costner's rushin'; Costner's Russian?!

Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Racing Stripes (2005)

Zebra spotted at racetrack.

Feb 2, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Snow White And The Three Stooges (1961)

All three are Dopey.

Apr 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

�Three Amigos! (1986)

Three amigos, two laughs.

Jun 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

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