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Reviews by 'The Nige'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
310
reviews published to date.
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Smiths. Lots of Smiths.
May 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Insomnia (2002)
'Sleepless In Alaska'.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
The Ice Age Cometh.
Jul 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Village, The (2004)
Little blind yellow hood.
Aug 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Lock the sodding birdcage.
Jul 3, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Film noir in colour.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Splash (1984)
Hanks takes a fishwife.
May 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
More Darth Maul needed.
Aug 1, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Helm Deep in orcs.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
'Independence Day' with snow.
Jul 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Transformers (2007)
Planes change and Autobots.
Aug 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Mummy, The (1999)
Raiders of Lost Pyramid.
Jul 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
300 (2006)
300 Spartans, 1800 abs.
Apr 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Trainspotting (1996)
Scotland has bad toilets.
Sep 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Withnail & I (1987)
Winter tip: Deep Heat.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley has ugly baby.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Walken Rock(s), others roll.
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Barbarella (1968)
Intergallactic slut shags many.
Sep 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Porn + glue = painful mixture.
Jun 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Titanic (1997)
Pauper, rich bird, ICEBERG.
Jul 10, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
How To Keep From Catching VD (1971)
STDs are a b-itch.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Howard The Duck (1986)
Beastiality! What the duck?!!
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Eye spies ring's end.
Jan 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Red Eye (2005)
Craven's Fly Hard.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Bumback Mountain.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Robocop (1987)
Tinman: armed and dangerous.
Jul 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Big bunny twists time.
May 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Falling Down (1993)
DFENS turns to Ofens.
Aug 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Go (1999)
Don't touch lap dancers.
Jun 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Rose petals, old perv.
Jun 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Deja Vu (2006)
Denzel is history.
Jan 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Minis evade Roman police.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
The Pearl's a-Kracken.
Jul 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Tremors (1990)
Sandworms love Bacon's smell.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Batman - (Burton + Keaton) = CRAP.
Jul 16, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Johnny English (2003)
Bean in Bond's suit.
May 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Seven Samurai (1954)
Western: made in Japan.
Aug 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Snatch (2000)
Yanks, cockneys, diamonds, pikeys.
May 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Afro cardied cop's 'sugar'-rush.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Casino Royale (2006)
Royale with Chiffre.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Same shit, different building.
Jun 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Eraser (1996)
Caan't erase old Arnie.
Aug 4, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Hulk (2003)
Mean, green AngLee machine.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Robin steals family photos.
Nov 2, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Out Of Sight (1998)
Copper falls for robber.
Sep 27, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
American Psycho (2000)
Book is more horrific.
Jun 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
One, The (2001)
Jet Li: little spacehopper.
Jul 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Ring, The (2002)
Dying to watch this.
Jul 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
51st State, The (2001)
Yank, scousers, kilt, guns.
May 16, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Airplane! (1980)
Don't call Neilson Shirley!
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
X2 (2003)
Nightcrawler infiltrates White House.
May 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Coming To America (1988)
Prince's princess in Queens.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Faculty, The (1998)
Invasion of school snatchers.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Inside Man (2006)
Clive left behind.
Apr 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Robots mixed with fairytales.
May 13, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens (1979)
Big boobs bounce beautifully.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Blade II (2002)
Vamps, swords, blood, jaws.
Apr 16, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Blade: Trinity (2004)
New kids do Drac.
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Wardrobe, witch, wittering wildlife.
Jan 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Crash (2004)
Starts, ends with Crash.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Deliverance (1972)
Bow-legged yokel: bugger that!
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Landlord issue smackdown.
Aug 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Smith'd Neo bargains peace.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Se7en (1995)
Seven sins, divine movie.
May 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Webslinger kicks green ass.
Jun 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Delorean destoyed by time-train.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
City Of God (2002)
Junior photographer snaps gangs.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Constantine (2005)
Hell's gateway: bowling alley?
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Ed Norton's porn 'tache.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Jaws (1975)
Sharky munches ketchup mouth.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Surprise! French captain's alive.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Unlucky rabbit's foot Hunt.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Night At The Museum (2006)
Nocturnal history comes alive.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Seven Years In Tibet (1997)
Dilly Dalai in Tibet.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
True Romance (1993)
The King likes Clarence.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude bowls with Jesus.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
White supremacy in monochrome.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Mummy eats old souls.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Adventures in the closet.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dogma (1999)
When angels go bad.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bride pays the Bill.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Memento (2000)
Beginning = end, end = beginning.
Jun 11, 2002
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Knightley moon reveals pirates.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Replacement Killers, The (1998)
Chow: assassin with compassion.
May 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
19 years to freedom.
Aug 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
Cyborg contraceptive stalks Sarah.
May 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Mutant cure: McCoy pre-furred.
Jun 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Old lady kitchen band.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cell, The (2000)
Lopez chases comatose psycho.
Sep 27, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Wonka's dark (chocolate) childhood.
Sep 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Man-gina helps horrors.
Aug 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Kaufman's memory harry Carrey.
Jun 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Kids (1995)
Government under-aged sex advert.
May 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bill gets palmed off.
Sep 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Villagers use Hi Karate.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mannequin (1987)
Sex toy talks back.
May 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Dapper Dan chases treasure.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Fantasy faun fells fascist.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Arachnid drowns octogenarian.
Jul 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Team America: World Police (2004)
A-sexual puppets get jiggy.
Feb 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
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