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Reviews by 'Mark Bennett'
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with a total of
41
reviews published to date.
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King Of Comedy, The (1982)
You laughin' at me?
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(15)
Cell, The (2000)
Jenny from the block.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Transporter, The (2002)
Cockney bloke delivers Chinese.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Cell, The (2000)
J-Lo finds brain cell.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Darkness Falls (2003)
Fucking scary tooth fairy.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
X-Men (2000)
Magnetic gaylord kidnaps girl.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
28 Days Later (2002)
Zombies run like buggery.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
American Psycho (2000)
Psycho in a suit.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Desperado (1995)
Armoury in guitar case.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Guest House Paradiso (1999)
Not 'Bottom', just shit.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Hope Springs (2003)
Minnie drives fiancee abroad.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Logan's Run (1976)
Palm flashes, fucking run!
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Aliens fry Marty McFly.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Small hammer, big tunnel.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Virtual Sexuality (1999)
Oh no, 'Gruey's knob!
Oct 31, 1999
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Barb Wire (1996)
Pammy's tits, that's it.
Oct 31, 1999
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Copter crashes, copter crashes.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
George McFly goes bad.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Gattaca (1997)
Ethan borrows Jude's genes.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Hulk (2003)
Jolly mean green giant.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
In The Line Of Fire (1993)
Pensioner stops assassin... eventually.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Shit, vomit, car, anus.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jingle All The Way (1996)
Arnie's career jingles away.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Slaphead fights mop-haired twins.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Systemic anomaly kicks ass.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Phone Booth (2002)
Jack Bauer goes nuts.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Marky Mark spanks monkies.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ripley's Game (2002)
Psycho slaphead garrottes gangsters.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Core, The (2003)
Stars Swank, it's wank.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Dreamcatcher (2003)
Alien possesses ginger bloke.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Gangs Of New York (2002)
Thugs in top hats.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Green Mile, The (1999)
Gentle giant gets fried.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Kids out-act Arnie.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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L.A. Takedown (1989)
'Heat' - the shite version.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Attack of the trees.
Dec 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Made (2001)
'Swingers 2'- the revenge.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Master Of Disguise, The (2002)
Garth vs flatulent Data.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Mummy, The (1999)
Evil spirit seeks skin-graft.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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One Hour Photo (2002)
Williams photographs couple shagging.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Six Days Seven Nights (1998)
Indy stranded with lezza.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Slapheads fight in space.
Dec 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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