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Reviews by 'durianfan'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
237
reviews published to date.
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Up In The Air (2009)
Frequent firer.
Jan 5, 2010
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(20)
Rocky (1976)
City of Brotherly Gloves.
Aug 7, 2009
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(11)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Marines on Cruise control.
Aug 6, 2009
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(6)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Cannibal gets Foster care.
Aug 6, 2009
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(6)
American Beauty (1999)
Beauty eyes MoLester.
Jul 30, 2009
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(5)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Nicole's butt opens Eyes.
Jul 26, 2009
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(5)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Raquel's hole provides salvation.
Aug 7, 2009
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(5)
Black Jesus (2008)
Jesus Christ Superfly.
Nov 3, 2009
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(4)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Focked-up family relations.
Aug 2, 2009
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(4)
Revenant, The (2015)
Grizzly breaks Glass
Dec 21, 2015
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(4)
Psycho (1960)
Mother lover slays Leigh.
Jul 30, 2009
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(3)
Quiz Show (1994)
Fiennes found faking it.
Jul 30, 2009
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(3)
Shine (1996)
Getting Geoff's Rachmoninov off.
Aug 7, 2009
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(3)
Spotlight (2015)
The Papacy Chase
Dec 27, 2015
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(3)
Twilight Saga: New Moon, The (2009)
Teenage vampires suck...again.
Nov 19, 2009
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(3)
2012 (2009)
Wisconsin becomes south pole.
Nov 16, 2009
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(2)
Avatar (2009)
Dances with aliens.
Dec 22, 2009
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(2)
Avatar (2009)
A whole blue world.
Jan 4, 2010
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(2)
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
That'll two, pig.
Jul 4, 2010
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(2)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Forest can't find bush.
Jul 8, 2010
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(2)
Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Chipping away the Rock.
Aug 2, 2009
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(2)
Fluffer, The (2001)
The Right Stiff.
Jan 13, 2010
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(2)
For The Birds (2000)
Birds off a wire.
Jul 27, 2009
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(2)
For The Birds (2000)
Bye Bye Birdies.
Jul 30, 2009
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(2)
Home For The Holidays (1995)
Holly Fosters dysfunctional family.
Aug 6, 2009
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(2)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Cuba nude on Cruise.
Jul 30, 2009
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(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Bat, chainsaw, samurai sword.
Aug 29, 2009
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(2)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Travis threatens reflection.
Jul 29, 2009
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(2)
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, The (2011)
Fourth helping of suck.
Jul 10, 2010
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(2)
Twilight Saga: Eclipse, The (2010)
Suckers go for thirds.
Nov 24, 2009
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(2)
2012 (2009)
Emmerich destroys Washington Monument.
Nov 16, 2009
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Banger and apple mash
Jan 20, 2016
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Lost in the dessert
Jan 20, 2016
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(1)
Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice (2016)
Batfleck
Dec 21, 2015
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(1)
Blackfish (2013)
Killer theme park
Dec 15, 2015
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(1)
Bong Hits 4 Jesus (2009)
Crucihigh.
Oct 26, 2009
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(1)
Buck Naked Arson (2001)
Panties on fire.
Dec 4, 2009
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(1)
Carol For Another Christmas (1964)
Xerox sponsors Christmas tale.
Feb 2, 2010
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(1)
Carol For Another Christmas (1964)
Xerox copies Dickens.
Feb 2, 2010
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(1)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Chocolate baby batter.
Jul 1, 2010
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(1)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Salty liquid turns sweet.
Jul 2, 2010
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(1)
Christmas Carol, A (2004)
Scrooge sings.
Jan 16, 2010
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(1)
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Pitt turns life around.
Oct 4, 2009
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(1)
Disco Pigs (2001)
That'll disco, pig.
Jul 4, 2010
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(1)
Diva's Christmas Carol, A (2000)
A Bitchmas Carol.
Feb 2, 2010
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(1)
Down To You (2000)
Little Prinze lacks Stiles.
Jan 8, 2010
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(1)
Dressing Paper Dolls (1898)
Paper-thin models.
Jan 23, 2010
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(1)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Pinocchiblow.
Nov 24, 2009
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(1)
Fart: The Movie (1991)
Silent Butt Deadly.
Oct 16, 2009
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(1)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
His Thing and I.
Nov 19, 2009
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Hanks isn't full retard.
Oct 1, 2009
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(1)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Weddings opens with Fucks.
Aug 6, 2009
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(1)
Freezer Jesus, The (2003)
Freezer of Nazareth.
Nov 5, 2009
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(1)
Going Clear: Scientology And The Prison Of Belief (2015)
Miscaviage loves Cruise
Jan 20, 2016
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(1)
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Dome Depot.
Nov 16, 2009
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(1)
Interstellar (2014)
Nolan's Space Odyssey
Dec 21, 2015
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(1)
Jesus Camp (2006)
Christ's crazy campers.
Nov 13, 2009
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(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Lucy Liuses scalp.
Nov 12, 2009
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(1)
Killer Lasagna, The (2002)
The Pastanator.
Oct 5, 2009
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(1)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
The Tempbreast.
Nov 27, 2009
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(1)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
A Midsummer's Wet Dream.
Jul 11, 2010
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(1)
Martian, The (2015)
Potato planet
Dec 15, 2015
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(1)
Meet The Parents (2000)
First impressions are Focked.
Aug 2, 2009
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(1)
Minus Man, The (1999)
Wilson silences Crow.
Nov 19, 2009
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(1)
Monsturd (2003)
Serial Shitter.
Oct 8, 2009
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(1)
Network (1976)
An honest Finch sings.
Aug 7, 2009
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(1)
Nude Bowling Party (1995)
Strikes, spares, and derrieres.
Jul 4, 2010
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(1)
Nude Teachers (2001)
The principal's orifice.
Nov 26, 2009
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(1)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Blackboard Jingle.
Jul 11, 2010
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(1)
Scrooged (1988)
Lumpy's grumpy.
Jan 24, 2010
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(1)
Secrets & Lies (1996)
Blethyn has checkered past.
Nov 5, 2009
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(1)
Sense And Sensibility (1995)
Emma writes Austen tale.
Jul 9, 2010
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(1)
Shortbus (2006)
Desperately seeking Sook-Yin's orgasm.
Jan 4, 2010
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(1)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
I see headless people.
Nov 19, 2009
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(1)
Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
Poverty porn earns gold.
Jul 26, 2009
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
'Phantom' needs penance.
Jan 8, 2010
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Han-some pirate gets frozen.
Oct 5, 2009
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(1)
Thirst (2009)
This priest sucks!
Jan 15, 2010
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(1)
Twilight (2008)
Vampires fight, play ball.
Nov 19, 2009
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(1)
Twilight (2008)
Teen vampire suckology.
Nov 24, 2009
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(1)
Twilight Saga: Eclipse, The (2010)
Third helping of suck.
Jan 16, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
100 Lovers Of Jesus Reynolds (2004)
Jesus the slut.
Nov 5, 2009
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Air Jesus (2002)
Guarding Jesus.
Nov 5, 2009
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Alien (1979)
Hurt shows off chest.
Jun 30, 2010
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Alien (1979)
John's chest really Hurts.
Jun 30, 2010
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Alien (1979)
Hurt goes chestless.
Jun 30, 2010
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Alien� (1992)
Ripley kills baby, herself.
Dec 9, 2009
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Aliens (1986)
The Talented Miss Ripley
Dec 15, 2015
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All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)
Tiny Rin Tin Tim.
Jan 15, 2010
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All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)
Ebeneezer Pooch.
Jan 15, 2010
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All Nude Summer (1998)
Suncock.
Nov 27, 2009
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All The President's Men (1976)
Bugs bite dirty Dick.
Aug 9, 2009
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Almost Famous (2000)
Golden God sells Penny.
Oct 4, 2009
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Spidey's fourtunate sequel.
Oct 26, 2009
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American Pie (1999)
Sausage and warm pie
Dec 15, 2015
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American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006)
Death by wanking.
Dec 2, 2009
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Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Hungry udders.
Nov 3, 2009
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Avatar (2009)
The last blue samurai.
Dec 22, 2009
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Back To The Future (1985)
Marty McFlys
Dec 15, 2015
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Uh-doe.
Nov 5, 2009
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