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Reviews by 'MainOnion'
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Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Not for Faun't hearted.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
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(5)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Same time tomorrow?
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
10 (1979)
Bo revels to Ravel.
Apr 28, 2007
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(2)
11:14 (2003)
Same time, same place.
Mar 23, 2007
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(2)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Hot room hot heads.
Mar 30, 2007
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(2)
Doctor Who: Thirty Years In The Tardis (1993)
Brief history of time-travel.
May 12, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Escape From New York (1981)
Snake's presidential Manhattan transfer.
Mar 28, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Halle-lujah - Racist's sexual awakening.
Apr 30, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Ring 2 (1999)
Hideo's video sequel prequel.
Mar 23, 2007
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(2)
Talk To Her (2002)
Cock and bull story.
May 28, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Shaggy rug story.
Apr 4, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Boat That Rocked, The (2009)
Rock boat hits rock.
Jan 23, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Boat That Rocked, The (2009)
Rock Rocks Rocking rockers
Feb 20, 2018
Unscored
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(1)
Dark Water (2002)
Damp patch leaks death.
Apr 2, 2007
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(1)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Drink, drugs, drive, desert.
May 11, 2007
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(1)
Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)
One very 'smelly' bastard.
May 17, 2007
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(1)
Pi (1998)
Number theory, Max weary.
Apr 28, 2007
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(1)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Bluffer bluffs bluffer - inconceiveable!
Mar 28, 2007
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(1)
Ran (1985)
Eldest's wife causes strife.
Jul 24, 2007
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(1)
Suicide Club (2001)
Teenage chatter causes splatter
Aug 17, 2012
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(1)
Tesis (1996)
Snuff buff roughs muff
Aug 21, 2012
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(1)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
American tour - downward Spinal.
Mar 24, 2007
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Iceberg afloat smashes boat.
Mar 26, 2007
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(1)
Vertigo (1958)
High stakes, low fakes.
Mar 26, 2007
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(1)
Along Came Polly (2004)
Love - a risky business.
May 8, 2007
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American Splendor (2003)
Pekar's comic genius.
Apr 28, 2007
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Audition (2000)
Cheese wire torture frenzy.
Apr 13, 2007
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Puppet's bitch mental switch.
Aug 31, 2012
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Blow (2001)
Dodgy bloke smuggles coke.
Aug 18, 2012
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Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Drunken Holly. Writer's folly.
Aug 16, 2012
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City Of God (2002)
Ghetto Blaster Photography Master
Mar 11, 2018
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Cruise, The (1998)
Big Apple big mouth.
May 11, 2007
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Dinner Rush (2000)
Meatheads and meatballs.
Jan 28, 2010
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Doctor Who (1996)
Tardis with McGannical failure.
Apr 30, 2007
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Eye, The (2002)
Transplant causes grave concern.
Apr 2, 2007
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Fitzcarraldo (1982)
'Boat'iful scenery - mad Irishman.
Apr 23, 2007
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How To Eat Fried Worms (2006)
Worming way into friendship.
Jun 15, 2007
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In Time (2011)
Just killing time.
Oct 6, 2012
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Innocence (2004)
Schoolgirls dance into maturity.
Jan 28, 2010
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Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
McClane is here... fourtunately.
Jul 4, 2007
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Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Cockney cock-up creates chaos
Aug 17, 2012
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Memento (2000)
Backward in going forward.
May 17, 2007
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Night At The Museum (2006)
Egyptian history museum mystery.
Jun 15, 2007
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Psycho (1960)
Behind curtain Janet's hurtin'
Aug 17, 2012
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Red Road (2006)
Camera girl seeks revenge.
Sep 2, 2007
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Ring (1998)
Hideo's thriller - video's nasty.
Mar 23, 2007
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Ring 0 (2000)
Sadako - Killer drama student.
Apr 2, 2007
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Salmon Fishing In The Yemen (2011)
Something Fishy - Desert Sabotage
Jan 11, 2014
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Boa bites bald businessman.
Jun 24, 2007
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Stoned (2005)
Stoned builder demolishes Stone.
May 11, 2007
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Truman Show, The (1998)
Truman lives false life
Jan 11, 2014
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy clicks, wizard tricks.
May 23, 2015
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