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Reviews by 'Jezztek'
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Movie fan
with a total of
41
reviews published to date.
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Patriot, The (2000)
Banal star spangled blather.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Cast Away (2000)
Leaving early helps film.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Con Air (1997)
Long haired Cage. *snicker*
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Dogma (1999)
Sacrilicious! Except poop monster.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Panic Room (2002)
Jared Leto dies, Yay!
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
America's Sweethearts (2001)
Fast forward to Walken.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Dazed And Confused (1993)
Stoner loves senior girls.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
I Am Sam (2001)
Penn not fooling anyone.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Ate the wrong pill!
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Men Of Honor (2000)
Black diver doesn't drown.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Baby snatching good time!
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Buscemi survives Mexican standoff.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Beautiful, hypnotic grocery bag .
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Braveheart (1995)
Bits o' Mel, farewell!
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Straights and gays parlay.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Gives children lifelong nightmares.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Gives me intestinal distress.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Eraserhead (1977)
Yucky baby spreads discontentment.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
High Fidelity (2000)
Indie rocker chooses dame.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Kingpin (1996)
Amish bowler saves whore.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Pitch Black (2000)
Halfway through, blacked out.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Dread pirate wins hearts.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Ok movie, if muted.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Loser clerks mock others.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Project Mayhem? Wackyness ensues.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Finding Forrester (2000)
A 'Good Will' sequel?
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Park bench and retard.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Smarty learns to live.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hannibal (2001)
Sitting through is scarier.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Innerspace (1987)
Quaid in Short's rump.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Big budget boggles Smith.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
K-PAX (2001)
Spacy acts spacey (ugh).
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Even free, still overpriced.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Krull (1983)
Dude throws spikey thing.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mad Max (1979)
Mel? Swell, post-apocalypse.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Ugly aliens. Pretty Portman.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Funny sons save film.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Monkeybone (2001)
Ain't no 'Roger Rabbit'.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Starts Williams's long decline.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Outbreak (1995)
Monkey germs? America squirms.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Titanic effect = Everyone dies.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
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