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Catuli (2054)
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Reviews by 'Catuli'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2054
reviews published to date.
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Marlboro Men Enjoy Butts.
Sep 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Dense Forrest Branches Out.
Sep 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Jesus In Russia (1996)
Jesus Christ Super Tsar.
Jan 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Deep, The (1977)
Jacqueline's worth wading for.
Dec 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Love At First Bite (1979)
Fangs Of New York.
Sep 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Attack Of The 50 Ft. Woman (1993)
This girl for higher.
Sep 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon (1998)
Dumb and drummer.
Dec 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Tootsie (1982)
Dustin Hoffman's artificial infemination.
Oct 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Saxon violence.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Apocalypto (2006)
Mayan's inhumanity to Mayan.
Jan 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Beerfest (2006)
Good Swill Hunting.
Sep 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Last Emperor, The (1987)
Of Hunan Bondage.
Sep 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Orgy: multiple entries.
Dec 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Greatest, The (1977)
Feat of Clay.
Jan 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
You grow, girl!!!!
Oct 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
My Left Foot (1989)
One foot, great feat.
Sep 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
W. (2008)
George of the bungle.
Oct 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Andy Warhol (1987)
Ironically exceeds 15 minutes.
Dec 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Cujo (1983)
Dog-ma beats car-ma.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
King Kong (1933)
The original urban gorilla.
Sep 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
A Char Is Born.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Animal Farm (1999)
Swine Kampf.
Oct 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Anti-semitism: grin and Borat.
Dec 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Tootsie (1982)
Dustin skirts the issue.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Chatterbox (1977)
Female organ recital.
Nov 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Downfall (2004)
Herr Today, gone tomorrow.
Oct 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Juno (2007)
Entry made in Page.
Jan 23, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Love or inFATuation?
Sep 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Story Of Cement, The (1978)
A Paved New World.
Oct 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Being There (1979)
Gardener is blooming idiot.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Deep Throat (1972)
Linda becomes head mistress.
Sep 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Duel (1971)
Big Mack Attack.
Sep 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Happy Hooker, The (1975)
Xaviera learns hole-sale business.
Oct 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Bitches with pitches.
Sep 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Snow White And The Seven Perverts (1973)
Every dwarf is Sleazy.
May 5, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Intense gents in tents.
Feb 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Downfall (2004)
Hitler hits Reich bottom.
Oct 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Gay Muslims (2006)
The non-straights of Hormuz.
Oct 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Gay Muslims (2006)
Dancing sheik to sheik.
Dec 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Hungarian Dracula (1983)
Ghoulish and Goulash.
Oct 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Love Bakery (2000)
Much ado about muffin.
Jan 12, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Pi (1998)
Movie deserves 3.14159265 stars.
Dec 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Wolf In Sheep's Clothing, The (1922)
Wool-f?
May 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(13)
American President, The (1995)
President announces stunning-mate.
Dec 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Apocalypto (2006)
Mayan Kampf.
Mar 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Harvey (1950)
Stewart's bad hare day.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Mystic River (2003)
Crime And Pennishment.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Only one Andrews Sister.
Oct 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
White Russians, black humor.
Sep 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Climax oddly near beginning.
Jan 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Hitler: The Last Ten Days (1973)
Adolf on Eva destruction.
Oct 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Be Stilton my heart.
Nov 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Jews And Buddhism: Belief Amended, Faith Revealed (1999)
Yidhartha.
Nov 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
L.A. Riot Spectacular, The (2005)
Four clubs beat King.
Dec 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Curtis/Lemmon petticoat dysfunction.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Super Size Me (2004)
Fats Domino Theory.
Sep 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Baum voyage.
Nov 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Costner Becomes Runaround Sioux.
Oct 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Dead Calm (1989)
The Zane Mutiny.
Oct 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Deep Throat (1972)
Legend of peepee swallow.
Oct 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Mary's death no axe-ident.
Dec 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Jesus Cooks Me Breakfast (2007)
Eggs benediction.
Mar 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Nativity Story, The (2006)
Birth of a notion.
Mar 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Spirit Of St. Louis, The (1957)
It's A Wonderful Flight.
Dec 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Bad Seed, The (1956)
The Rhoda Warrior.
Sep 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Chatterbox (1977)
Answering Cervix.
Oct 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Chatterbox (1977)
Hole-some conversation.
Nov 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
JFK (1991)
Assassination gets Oliver twist.
Nov 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Super Size Me (2004)
Golden Arches, heavy starches.
Sep 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Titanica (1995)
Only stopping for ice.
Sep 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
All that jizz.
Feb 23, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Dog Slay Afternoon.
Nov 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Beerfest (2006)
Natural born swillers.
Dec 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Bill Clinton Testimony Tapes (1998)
Here lies Bill Clinton.
May 28, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Blood Diamond (2006)
Jewel of the vile.
Aug 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Bong Hits 4 Jesus (2009)
The Lord toketh.
May 14, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Wahlberg plays working stiff.
Oct 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Disco Demolition: The Real Story (2004)
This is vinyl scrap.
Jan 21, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Erotic Misadventures Of The Invisible Man, The (2003)
Obscene but not seen.
Feb 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Fart: The Movie (1991)
The Stench Connection.
Nov 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Here Are The Smurfs (1984)
Original blue man group.
Feb 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Insomnia (2002)
Tired dick still effective.
Sep 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Juno (2007)
Life's bleaker without Bleeker.
Jan 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(8)
L.A. Riot Spectacular, The (2005)
Rodney gets no respect.
Dec 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Longest Yard, The (1974)
Football players of conviction.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Mask Of Zorro, The (1998)
Swordplay as foreplay.
Oct 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Belle can't answer bell.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Wham, bam, veggie mam.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Night At The Museum (2006)
Nothing inhibits museum exhibits.
Jan 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(8)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Coen-star state.
Dec 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Packing Pickle Jars, Heinz (1901)
Heinz workers relish job.
Feb 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Patton (1970)
Madness of General George.
Jan 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Snow White And The Seven Perverts (1973)
White enjoys seven up.
May 5, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Urine (1999)
Remembrance of things pissed.
Oct 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Waterworld (1995)
Field Of Wet Dreams.
Oct 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Wiseguys vs. Zombies (2003)
Buried to the Mob.
Nov 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Are People Sheep? (1956)
A flockumentary.
Nov 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Atonement (2007)
Briony: bad to nurse.
Feb 28, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Aviator, The (2004)
Beginnings of Howard's end.
Mar 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Becket (1964)
Burton kicks the Becket.
Feb 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(7)
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