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| Eh? Why? Superficial. Irrelevance. |
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| Spielbrick just doesn't work. |
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| A.I. Absolutely Incomprehensible. |
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| Spielberg: Kubrick he A.I.n't. |
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| Spielberg's Artificial Infancy. |
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| Steven's schmaltz skewers Kubrick. |
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| Artificial intelligence. 'Real' boy. |
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| Teddy replaces Jiminy Cricket. |
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| Spielberg attempts 'bicentennial boy'. |
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| Artificial, yes. Intelligence, no. |
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| Gigolo Jude? Perfect casting. |
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| H.A.L. in Teddys clothing. |
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| Abandoned tot joins circuits. |
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| Speilberg kills Kubrick posthumously. |
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| Even robots hate Spinach. |
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| Robotic boy's feelings Hurt. |
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| Kubrick sucks from beyond. |
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| Speilberg shits on Kubrick. |
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| Haley's hearty laugh's artificial. |
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| Futuristic bionic Pinocchio tale. |
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| 'Pinocchio' gets robotic update. |
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| Gepetto finds Radio Shack. |
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| Spielberg shatters Stanley's story. |
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| Artificial, lacking Intelligence. |
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| Twin Towers survive flood. |
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| Spielberg tests audience's patience. |
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| Robot boy's thinking, feeling. |
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| Robo-kid stalks blue fairy. |
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| 'Pinocchio' meets 'Blade Runner'. |
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| Artificial Entertainment, more like. |
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| David knows real emotions. |
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| Osment has Pinocchio Complex. |
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| Pinocchio for pseudo-intellects. |
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| MechAnnoyed about ending. |
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| Mecha wants life experience. |
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| Cybernetic sympathizer's interminable submersion. |
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| Law allows robotic prostitution. |
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| Spielberg Schmaltz gums circuitry. |
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| Spielberg pukes Kubrick's leftovers. |
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| Osmond sees blue fairies. |
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| Futuristic Pinochio tests intelligence. |
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| Where was the intelligence? |
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| Anorexic aliens are future. |
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| Kubrick + Spielberg = Clockwork lemon. |
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| Defective android brat discarded. |
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| Osment: synthetic, submerged, surreal. |
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| Joe conducts forefinger romance. |
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| '2000 years later'?! Sucked. |
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| Spectacular, flawed, adult 'Pinocchio'. |
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| Jude Bigalow, Robotic gigolow. |
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