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Reviews by 'jinx'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
719
reviews published to date.
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Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Marky see, Marky do!
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(27)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Solo gets Leia'd.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(21)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Witch sells bad produce.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Fucking Cinderella story.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(15)
Earthquake (1974)
Disasterpiece.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Future looks d-icey.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(13)
The Full Monty (1997)
Like 'Showgirls', but hairier.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Waterworld (1995)
'Dances With Fish'.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(11)
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)
Father downsizes family.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
See the Fat fly.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Complete idiots lose car.
May 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(10)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Molly is sew sew.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(9)
8 Mile (2002)
Marshal beats bad rap.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Wolves dance with idiot.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Enough (2002)
J-Lo learns to K-O.
Aug 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Another couple... alienated.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Santa Clause, The (1994)
'Tool-man' becomes Toy-man.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)
Parents be-little themselves.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(7)
Yentl (1983)
Jewish 'Crying Game'.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Curry spices up Sarandon.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
God gets Carreyed away.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Walken loses his head.
May 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Berry and Thornton ball.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
American History X (1998)
Stupid Nazi fuck enlightened.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Watanabe perfects Cruise control.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Crabby cabby caps criminals.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Johnny shows shear Depp-th.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Karate Kid, The (1984)
Morita makes Macchio macho.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Hollow Man (2000)
Bacon is transparent pig.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Hanks: helluva half-wit.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Lost Boys, The (1987)
Pretty boys go necking.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Perfect Husband: The Laci Peterson Story, The (2004)
Knocked up; knocked off.
Dec 12, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Sword In The Stone, The (1963)
Disney's day in Court.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Stand And Deliver (1988)
Olmos adds up.
May 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Harry getsssssss new voice.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Sequel: Dead in water.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke lends a hand.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Armageddon (1998)
Aerosmith saves the day.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Americans become frost backs.
Jun 11, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(5)
Fly, The (1958)
Good guy, bad fly.
Jun 28, 2004
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Hamill meets asthmatic villain.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Amityville Horror, The (1979)
The flies have it.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
New Bond is Bourne.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron (2002)
Happy ,cartoon pony flick.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Splash (1984)
Hannah gets washed up.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Dysfunctional family 'stitched' together.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Costner shows his ASSets.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Marky demeaned; Reynolds redeemed.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Cell, The (2000)
J-Lo, D'Onofrio, Oh no.
May 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Crow, The (1994)
Brandon Lee's gothic goodbye.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Tigger Movie, The (2000)
It's all about Tigger.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Breast Men (1997)
Itty bitty titty revolution.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Jaws (1975)
Enmity in Amity.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
From Hell (2001)
Depp chases the dragon.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Gorillas In The Mist: The Story Of Dian Fossey (1988)
Weaver: Misty over monkeys.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Driven (2001)
Stallone's 'Days of Blunders'.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Travolta gives Uma needling.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Whale Rider (2002)
Magnificent mythical whale tale.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Cruising on Diesel's vapors.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Annie Hall (1977)
Keaton, as herself.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Witch corners campy kids.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
Don't drink the Kool-Aid.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Mean, green, slightly obscene.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Jaws 2 (1978)
More enmity in Amity.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Chevy Chases Christy.
May 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Perfect Husband: The Laci Peterson Story, The (2004)
Uxoricide, feoticide, or homocide?
Jul 22, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Toewr power, scraper caper.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Belle of the bawl.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Fly, The (1986)
Goldblum is Pesty scientist.
May 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Jaws (1975)
Schneider scared shipless.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Postman, The (1997)
'Dances With Postal Clerks'.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Tarantino assembles colorful cast.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Amores Perros (2000)
Dog eat dog, Mexican-style.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Piano, The (1993)
Hunter tunes up Keitel.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Space Cowboys (2000)
Dirty Harry in space.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Terminator, The (1984)
Arnold attempts futuristic abortion.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Cocoon (1985)
Old Cronies pool resources.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Tom, Nicole get porny.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Hercules (1997)
Hades hates happy hero.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolithic mind fuck.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Detention turned loser therapy.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Valley delinquents have brunch.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Isaac cultivates killer crop.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Microsurgery gone too far.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Husband fucks psycho bitch.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lifeboat (1944)
Hitchcock's high seas horror.
May 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mosquito Coast, The (1986)
America's gone: make ice!
May 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Resident Evil (2002)
Night of living bored.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Girl gets Hall pass.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Something The Lord Made (2004)
Mos Definitely awesome acting.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Thinner (1996)
Gypsy curse goes Phen-Fen.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Futuristic Pinochio tests intelligence.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Amazing Colossal Man, The (1957)
Mighty man menaces Vegas.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Boiler Room (2000)
Diesel powers bullish performance.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Frailty (2001)
Paxton gets spliting headache.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Bohemian Aussies up Auntie.
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Nothing But Trouble (1991)
Aykroyd gets a facelift!!
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nicholson gives mind-boggling performance.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus gets hammered.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Something The Lord Made (2004)
Rickman, Mos heart warming.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
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