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Reviews by 'Montgomery'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
4929
reviews published to date.
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Birds, The (1963)
Birds re-establish pecking order.
Sep 9, 2002
Unscored
Vote
(53)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Many actors cash paychecks.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Wigged Williams burns breasts.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
We Were Soldiers (2002)
Mel portrays later Patriot.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Lonely Hanks befriends volleyball.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Halloween (1978)
Babysitter's serial killer's sister.
Sep 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Misery (1990)
Weird woman wants writer.
Sep 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Twister (1996)
Cow flies, plot dies.
Sep 11, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Defending Your Life (1991)
Brooks makes death funny.
Sep 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
GoodFellas (1990)
DeNiro whacks, Liotta cracks.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)
No Curtis? No Michael?
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
'Richies' ruin girl's prom.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Heathers (1988)
Teen angst, body count.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Memento (2000)
Viewers require good memory.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Crazy thinking about dry-cleaning.
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
Trainspotting (1996)
Baby on ceiling. Sick!
Sep 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Blood Work (2002)
Eastwood shouldn't remove shirt.
Sep 13, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
Angel Heart (1987)
Only protagonist was Devil.
Sep 13, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Abused boy reads books.
Sep 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dark City (1998)
City changes... plot strangest.
Sep 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Jerk, The (1979)
Poor black child succeeds.
Sep 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Heston more believable human.
Sep 16, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Killing people restores memory.
Sep 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Shining, The (1980)
Writer's block causes killing.
Sep 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Witch fake. Snot real.
Sep 20, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Mother (1996)
Reynolds, Brooks discussing cheese.
Sep 25, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Gosford Park (2001)
Mumbling, bumbling, murdering, yawning.
Sep 25, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Pearl Harbor (2001)
Infamous tragedy. Love story?
Sep 26, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Serendipity (2001)
Viewing movie not serendipitous.
Sep 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Birds, The (1963)
Bird pecks Tippi's Hedren.
Oct 1, 2002
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Smart, loveable, courageous musical.
Oct 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
What's his talent? Killing?
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Adaptation. (2002)
It's 'Being Charlie Kaufman'.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Reality Bites (1994)
Ryder uses charge card.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Frailty (2001)
Christ's work, bloody business.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Say Anything (1989)
Valedictorian's father swindles geezers.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Secretary (2002)
Typos make boss hard.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Lost In America (1985)
Vegas devours nest egg.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stiller stellar, Elliott better.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Die Hard (1988)
'Last Man Standing' barefoot.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Rear Window (1954)
Stewart snoozes, snoops, sleuths.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Alien (1979)
Synthetic wants alien pet.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Stomach ache. Jail break.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley/ story take dive.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Momma Mia, Daddy Satan!
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(46)
Aliens (1986)
This time it's maternal.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(38)
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Crawford's reputation Dunaway with.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
Proof Of Life (2000)
'Sleepless In South America'.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Batman Returns (1992)
Pfeiffer scratches. Devito waddles.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Monster's Ball (2001)
Bigot woos convict's widow.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Out Of Sight (1998)
Jailbreaker breaks cop's heart.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Splash (1984)
Hanks fishes for laughs.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Black overlooks Paltrow's poundage.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Swingers (1996)
Vaughn- money. Favreau- honey.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)
Davis prepares tweet treat.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
It Happened One Night (1934)
Blanket wall comes down.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Proof (1991)
Blindman sleuths 'Memento' style.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Being There (1979)
Sellers proves he's God.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey grows backbone/ horny.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Meg orgasms over slaw.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Two guys. No brains.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Saint, The (1997)
Cold fusion, hot Kilmer.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Piano, The (1993)
Loses finger, gains Keitel.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
Once Upon A Time In America (1984)
DeNiro, Woods career hoods.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley burned, still returns.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (1990)
Town celebrates plaque's arrival.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Big (1988)
Wish granted, virginity lost.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey buys Firebird, rules!
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
An affair to forget.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Big Chill, The (1983)
Funeral prompts yuppie sleepover.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Nothing In Common (1986)
Advertising executive babysits parents.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
It Happened One Night (1934)
Gable gives hitchhiking lessons.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ice Storm, The (1997)
Torrid affairs iced over.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Spider's web catches girl.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Real Genius (1985)
Brainiacs exact popcorn revenge.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Real Genius (1985)
Jiffy Pop destroys home.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Monkey business on Earth.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Paper Moon (1973)
Tatum reaches career peak.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Audience versus film's writers.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Talk To Her (2002)
Stalking comatose woman easy.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Rules Of Attraction, The (2002)
Van Der Beek fucks.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dial M For Murder (1954)
Phone call, flat keys.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
'Mask' without the mask.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Simian 'no nukes' message.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Pygmalion told with prostitutes.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Philadelphia (1993)
Hanks's dying wins Oscar.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Flashback remembered by corpse.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Dreyfuss pursues alien kidnappers.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fiddler On The Roof (1971)
Matchmaker makes no matches.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Rivalry subsists in afterlife.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Personal Velocity: Three Portraits (2002)
Three stories. No point.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
English Patient, The (1996)
Oh, just die already!
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(24)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Convincing argument for Polaroids.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Speed (1994)
Bus stays on schedule.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Psycho (1960)
Perkins creates hotel vacancies.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Psycho (1960)
Motherless hotelier wigs out.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)
Amnesiac is Madonna wannabe.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dial M For Murder (1954)
Murderer gets locked out.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Kingpin (1996)
Amish shuns religion, bowls.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Pale Rider (1985)
'Shane' comes back again.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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