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Reviews by 'Montgomery'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
4929
reviews published to date.
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Zoolander (2001)
Diminutive school disturbs dummy.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Zoolander (2001)
Ferrell brainwashes tiny brain.
Dec 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Zoolander (2001)
Programmed poser poses problem.
Dec 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Zombieland 2: Double Tap (2019)
Tallaha-see more zombies tapped.
Nov 1, 2019
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zombieland (2009)
Woody banjo bludgeons zombies.
Oct 6, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Zombieland (2009)
Murray's zombie too convinicing.
Oct 8, 2009
Unscored
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(3)
Zombieland (2009)
Wichita's hair needs brushing.
Oct 8, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Zombieland (2009)
Zombies lose at fairgrounds.
Oct 8, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Zombieland (2009)
Twinkies? Sno Ball's chance.
Oct 19, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Zombieland (2009)
Wants Twinkies. Finds twinkies.
Oct 20, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
Zodiac (2007)
Zodiac is dead Leigh.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
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(4)
Zodiac (2007)
Watch inspires killer nickname.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Yu-Gi-Oh! (2004)
Poker-mon.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Youth In Revolt (2009)
Francois revolts. Cera pays.
Jan 19, 2010
Unscored
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Youth In Revolt (2009)
Coming-of-AnGEr film.
Jan 26, 2010
Unscored
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Young Victoria, The (2009)
Broad-bent on seeing Victoria.
Jan 12, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Young Victoria, The (2009)
Prince Albert in Cannes.
Jan 13, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Young Victoria, The (2009)
Cautious stair-climber ascends throne.
Jan 12, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Young Victoria, The (2009)
Chess player captures Queen.
Jan 13, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Brain is Abby-something's.
May 26, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Young Adult (2011)
Yawn Adult.
Jan 19, 2012
Unscored
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Young Adult (2011)
Charlize plays old child.
Jan 10, 2012
Unscored
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You, Me And Dupree (2006)
Douglas suggests son-in-law vasectomy.
Jan 9, 2007
Unscored
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You've Got Mail (1998)
Meg screwed, then romanced.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Meg gets out-Foxed.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Hanks, Ryan to mattresses.
May 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Hanks eats the garnish.
May 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Yes Men, The (2003)
Third world McShit burgers.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Yes Men, The (2003)
WTO spoofed. Nobody notices.
Apr 9, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Yes (2004)
Rhyming, two-timing people.
Jan 10, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Yes (2004)
Scientist Allen discovers life.
Jan 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Yentl (1983)
Barb marries boyfriend's girlfriend.
May 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Yentl (1983)
Patinkin's Avigdor-able.
Mar 15, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Yentl (1983)
Barbra's Jewish gay marriage.
Apr 25, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Water Beatles.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(33)
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
Cube Ices some assassins.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
XX/XY (2002)
XX/XY + XX = Why?
Apr 7, 2007
Unscored
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XX/XY (2002)
Ruffalo's XY's a dick.
Oct 21, 2006
Unscored
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XX/XY (2002)
Ruffalo gives movie refund.
Oct 29, 2006
Unscored
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X2 (2003)
Stewart forced to think.
May 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Birth kid cures mutants.
Dec 21, 2006
Unscored
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X-Men (2000)
Patrick steward over mutants.
Apr 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)
Rollins, inbred cannibals. Entertainment!
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
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Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)
Caldwell, cooked well.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Wrong Turn (2003)
Shortcut shortens life expectancy.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wrong Turn (2003)
Vampire slayer slays mutants.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wrong Turn (2003)
Inbreeders lessen breeding pool.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wrong Turn (2003)
Texas Massacre travels northeast.
Sep 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Professional wrestler slices meat.
Aug 25, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Rourke's deli counter attack.
Aug 25, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Pea coat > S coat.
Oct 28, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Aging wrestler's game's lame.
Aug 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Ram Jam peddles ham.
Aug 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
World War Z (2013)
Brad's infection repels zombies.
Jun 23, 2013
Unscored
Vote
World According To Garp, The (1982)
John Lith-gown.
Mar 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Wordplay (2006)
Shortz long on challenges.
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Wordplay (2006)
Cross words over crosswords.
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Wordplay (2006)
Fastest box filler wins.
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Wordplay (2006)
Shortz challenges famous eggheads.
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wordplay (2006)
People fill Times squares.
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Wordplay (2006)
Clinton fills empty boxes.
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wordplay (2006)
Stewart does crosswords daily.
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Bacon likes young meat.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Kevin watches bird watcher.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Bacon molests young, Bratt.
May 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Pervert skilled handling wood.
May 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Molester disgusted by molester.
May 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Paroled perv patrols playground.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wonderland (2003)
Holmes wields large pipe.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Women, The (2008)
Marriage mended after Mendes.
Feb 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Women, The (2008)
All woe-men cast.
Feb 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Women, The (2008)
Mendes steals invisible husband.
Feb 18, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Wolfman, The (2010)
Benicio Del Torn clothes.
Feb 16, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wolfman, The (2010)
Not lycan Hopkins' performance.
Feb 16, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Wolfman, The (2010)
Hairy Benicio gets hairier.
Feb 16, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Wolf Creek (2005)
Magrath- head on stick.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Wolf Creek (2005)
Ben escapes death den.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Wolf Creek (2005)
Outback mechanic- hefty fee.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Wolf Creek (2005)
Hope crater's worth it!
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wolf Creek (2005)
Jarratt Dun(dee) them in.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Wolf Creek (2005)
'Knife' line more sinister.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Wolf Creek (2005)
Jarratt's no Paul Hogan.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Wolf Creek (2005)
What's Jarratt got out-back?
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wolf Creek (2005)
Australian Chainsaw Massacre.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wolf (1994)
Nicholson howls, audience too.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Wolf (1994)
Pfeiffer = wolf bait.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wolf (1994)
Nicholson howls. Spader prowls.
Aug 1, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wolf (1994)
Nicholson's a night howl.
Aug 1, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Smart, loveable, courageous musical.
Oct 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Slipper-clicking head trip.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Displaced chick hits bricks.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Wizard can't control balloon.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Witch forgets to duck.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Beware dangerous descending domiciles.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Witch wants waterproof wardrobe.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Over Rainbow wishes fulfilled.
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Girl always happier elsewhere.
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Avoiding pound via fairyland.
Sep 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Ape/ apricot question unanswered.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Omaha Fair missing balloon.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Page Range
Zoolan <---> Wizard
Wiz, T <---> Weddin
Weddin <---> Villag
Villag <---> Twilig
Twilig <---> Thir13
Thir13 <---> Team A
Team A <---> Super
Super <---> Squid
Squid <---> Snow W
Snow W <---> Sixtee
Sister <---> Shinin
Shinin <---> Scream
Scream <---> Ruins,
Ruins, <---> Ring T
Ring T <---> Rain M
Rain M <---> Prince
Prince <---> Polter
Polloc <---> Panic
Panic <---> Ocean'
Ocean' <---> Napole
Napole <---> Mrs. H
Mrs. H <---> Meet T
Meet T <---> Man Fr
Mallra <---> Live F
Little <---> Labyri
Labyri <---> Just F
Jurass <---> It's A
It's A <---> Idiocr
Idiocr <---> House
House <---> Here C
Here C <---> Happen
Happen <---> Green
Green <---> Gnomeo
Gnomeo <---> Friend
Friend <---> Findin
Final <---> Emma
Elysiu <---> Distur
Distur <---> Dead P
Dead M <---> Crazy
Crazy <---> Clover
Clover <---> Chocol
Chocol <---> Capote
Capote <---> Broadc
Broadc <---> Brave
Brave <---> Big Le
Big Le <---> Bad Sa
Bad Sa <---> Animal
Anger <---> About
About <---> 13 Goi
13 Goi <---> (500)
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