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Drama, Romance
Jane Campion
Jane Campion
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Harvey Keitel
Sam Neill
Holly Hunter
Cliff Curtis
Anna Paquin
Ian Mune
Kerry Walker
Greg Johnson
Rose McIver
Bruce Allpress
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Piano, The

(1993)
95 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.8 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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Holly and the ivory.
twentycaution 
  Vote (60)   
Holly's piano, Harvey's organ.
brian 
  Vote (18)   
There's Something About Maori.
Parrylel 
  Vote (17)   
Anna's Paquin an Oscar.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (17)   
Cute mute marries brute.
Twentysnapper 
  Vote (13)   
Keitel: no strings attached.
SludgeBox20 
  Vote (11)   
Turn the Keitel on.
Angel_in_the_Snow 
  Vote (10)   
Neill gets the finger.
Stalean 
  Vote (10)   
Hunter plays 'Chopped-sticks'.
Markandlain 
  Vote (10)   
Highly-strung heroine.
alma 
  Vote (9)   
Anna gives the finger.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (9)   
Campion's piano sinks, stinks.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (8)   
Sex and Piano lessons.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (8)   
Rachmaninov harder after Chopfingerov.
Rich 
  Vote (8)   
Mute is spoken for.
Twentysnapper 
  Vote (8)   
Holly's pal au natural.
alma 
  Vote (7)   
Holly does Marceau.
randall 
  Vote (7)   
Holly, wood.
soda 
  Vote (6)   
Keitel, naked, strokes instrument.
paperfolder 
  Vote (6)   
Pianist prefers neighbor's organ.
Montgomery 
  Vote (6)   
Virtuosa less the digitation.
clay 
  Vote (6)   
Speechless. NZ atoll.
SludgeBox20 
  Vote (6)   
Hunter: Pianist. Keitel: Penis.
redPen 
  Vote (6)   
Keitel tickles the ovary.
SludgeBox20 
  Vote (5)   
A bone and ivory.
SludgeBox20 
  Vote (5)   
Neill has pianist envy.
Ali 
  Vote (5)   
Hunter seeks ivory.
bife 
  Vote (5)   
The Pianess.
Canklefish 
  Vote (5)   
Holly plays. Harvey fiddles.
Montgomery 
  Vote (5)   
Keitel's pianist exposed.
Bart 
  Vote (5)   
Holly loses finger, voice.
Batty 
  Vote (4)   
Bloke pokes mute pianist.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (4)   
Piano rockin'? No knockin'.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Holly gets piano, penis.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (3)   
Campion champions dumb pianist.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (3)   
Hunter tunes up Keitel.
jinx 
  Vote (3)   
Holly tickles Keitel's ivory.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (3)   
Keitel unveils his instrument.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Silent Pianist.
w20dheartlivie 
  Vote (3)   
Ada plays adagio, penissimo.
dem20nic 
  Vote (3)   
Holly's 'keys' to success.
NYLancelot 
  Vote (2)   
Best thing: silent Hunter!
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
Keyboard goes overboard.
Twentysnapper 
  Vote (2)   
Campion captures Keitel's can.
The Amazing Rando! 
  Vote (2)   
Harvey Keitel au naturel.
Elaine 
  Vote (2)   
Mail order bride hell!
SwissArmyKnife 
  Vote (2)   
Holly plays, doesn't sing.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (2)   
Hunter gives the finger.
dovaj 
  Vote (2)   
Sold Piano creates affair.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Metal finger replaces original.
alma 
  Vote (1)   
Hauty Hunt humps Harvey.
Ian Boughey 
  Vote (1)   
Keitel strokes small pianist.
Clyde 
  Vote (1)   
Moko'd Keitel exposes Kiwis.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (1)   
Hunter tickles ivories, Keitel.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Cuckolded Stewart releases bird.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Joanna Dumbly - Piano Instrumental.
Willy Weasel 
  Vote (1)   
Holly fingers keitels instrument.
bennyr81 
  Vote (1)   
Paquin exhibits pianist envy.
cozzy 
  Vote (1)   
Keitel covets his pianist.
noncentz 
  Vote (1)   
Keitel shows Pianist, depressing.
Stacky 
  Vote (1)   
Piano sinks, Holly surfaces.
The Aussie Canuck 
  Vote (1)   
Neill scales back Holly.
mr_kit 
  Vote (1)   
Keitel, fingers, pianist.
MguyXX 
  Vote (1)   
Precocious brat reveals affair.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Hunter hits a chord.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Holly memorizes lines overnight!
redPen 
  Vote (1)   
Holly Hunter's silent movie.
Face 
  Vote    
Nihilist nails mute pianist.
calmer 
  Vote    
Holly's pointer gets chop.
alma 
  Vote    
Keitel's cock isn't blocked.
calmer 
  Vote    
Harvey scales Holly's heights.
Chris C 
  Vote    
Hunter silent? Naked? Bravo!
slug 
  Vote    
Piano dunked, Holly humped.
shadowman 
  Vote    
Pretty Polly warranty voided.
Andrew 
  Vote    
Harvey plucks silent chord.
jinx 
  Vote    
Keitel prefers playing Hunter.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Music, mud, Maori's manhood.
Ken 
  Vote    
Keitel gives Holly melody.
mr_kit 
  Vote    
Teacher tantalizes tatted Keitel.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Harvey's manicurist skills suspect.
Tilde 
  Vote    
Hunter silently wins Keitel.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Mute musician marvels Maori.
Stone Junction 
  Vote    
Damn, cover up Keitel.
Pumpkin 
  Vote    
Holly adapts, great score.
Jonny the Welsh 
  Vote    
Campion does dark threesome.
Klinkehoffen 
  Vote    
Loses finger, gains Keitel.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Ada scales George's instrument.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
1850: New Age music?!
Carl Tait 
  Vote    
Quiet Hunter wounds many.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Piano sinks, film soars.
Dicky 
  Vote    
Banging (ivories) in Antipodes.
Dicky 
  Vote    
Marriage mockery, Maori-age marvellous.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Cute mute enchants Keitel.
Harris 
  Vote    
Mute woman requires piano.
Tori 
  Vote    
Mute gives Keitel lessons.
Tori 
  Vote    
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