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Reviews by 'Batty'
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with a total of
1824
reviews published to date.
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Freewheeling Ferris fucks Ferrari.
Jun 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Bean (1997)
Idiot Pom wrecks painting.
Jun 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Willis recreates acid dream.
Jun 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Shrek (2001)
Dragoness hot for donkey.
Jun 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Laszlo 1, Bogey 0.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Men In Black (1997)
Aliens funnier than actors.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Travolta dies shitting down.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(12)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Downey's death displayed.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shrek (2001)
Murphy's ass well cast.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Close but no banana.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Man-girl makes gunman hurl.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Ned Kelly (1970)
Aussie myth totally Jaggered.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Connery teaches Costner acting.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Wild Things (1998)
Denise, Neve school snog.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Quincy Jones's music stars.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Daylight (1996)
Stallone no better underground.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Like Mike (2002)
Shoes score three pointer.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Cabbie hides guns everywhere.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Solo given cold shoulder.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Liberty rises from desert.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
McCarthy's acting also lifeless.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Get Carter (1971)
Caine caps cocky cads.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Spider-Man (2002)
Tiny prick's tiny prick.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Gia (1998)
Dunaway embarrased in elevator.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Get Carter (1971)
Osbourne looks back, anger.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Witness (1985)
Ford KO's redneck assailant.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Glory (1989)
Ferris Bueller with guns.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Day off goes off.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Elven King opens closet.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Judgment At Nuremberg (1961)
Yanks trial sour Krauts.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Bedazzled (2000)
Fembot is sexy devil.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
They Died With Their Boots On (1941)
Feral Errol loses locks.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
City Slickers (1991)
Palance dies, wins Oscar.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Connery mentors bigshot breakers.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey walks tall post-humously.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Time Machine, The (1960)
First Aussie time traveller.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Time Machine, The (2002)
Second Aussie time traveller.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Mr. Wrong (1996)
DeGeneres generally woeful hetero.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Leering Lando lands Leia.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Orphan brothers redeem themselves.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Aykroyd after Belushi's blues.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Fly, The (1986)
Goldblum's ear falls off.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
People Vs. Larry Flynt, The (1996)
Love loves Woody's woody.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Xanadu (1980)
Olivia skates around music.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Singin' In The Rain (1952)
Genius Gene, Reynolds rampant.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Jackie Brown (1997)
DeNiro not fonda' Fonda.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Wedding singer's putt down.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)
'Only you' sung multi-lingually.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Cars, boarding house trashed.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indiana's interlude in India.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Charlie's chicks kick butt.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Meet The Feebles (1989)
Psychopath pig shoots puppets.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Scorpion King, The (2002)
Hu on Rock-y ground.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Street Fighter (1994)
Minogue models fightin' gear.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Bad Taste (1987)
Puke drinking aliens massacred.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Braindead (1992)
Zombies root, get mowed.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Weaving wouldn't, Wood would.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Colorful, bloody abbatoir dogs.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Hurley wasted as fembot.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Caine tries resurrecting Powers.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Connery frail, needs grail.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Indy tied, Nazis fried.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Legionnaire (1998)
Damme sole desert survivor.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Trees flush bad guy.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Jackson directs lesbian Winslet.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Double Impact (1991)
Daggy Damme, cool Damme.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Wahlberg apes Heston badly.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Pok�mon The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)
Poke-d my eyes out.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Yoda no longer puppet.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Boba loses fight, head.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Fisher, Jabba bondage scenes.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Blue Velvet (1986)
S+M on gas.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Se7en (1995)
Pitt no longer freeman.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Dune (1984)
Book Lynched, Sting stung.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
English Patient, The (1996)
Fiennes ralphs, finally dies.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Arlington Road (1999)
Tim burns all Bridges.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Bad guys menace muppets.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
Mirren mistakenly goes naked.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Carlyle's cluey codpiece caper.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Schindler's List (1993)
Little red girl dies...
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Piano, The (1993)
Holly loses finger, voice.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe murders flustered Phoenix.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Ninja Bond destroys spacefleet.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Predator (1987)
Alien's eloquence over Arnie.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Glory (1989)
Bueller blacks battle baddies.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Bad guys in white?
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Frighteners, The (1996)
Jackson's journey freaks Fox.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Cage drinks to death.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)
Fogg logs in first.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Romper Stomper (1992)
Skinhead gladiator gangland romp.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Three Kings (1999)
Wahlberg drinks Iraqi oil.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
TRON (1982)
Bridges sinks reboot in.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Ring, The (2002)
Everyone will watch, suffer.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Prehistoric men worship gateway.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Predator 2 (1990)
Wicked gun-collecting subterr-alien.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Labyrinth (1986)
Another Bowie acid trip.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Boy befriends flying dog.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Ghost (1990)
Demi semi-believable widow.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Adolf Hitler in space.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Pod race makes movie.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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