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Reviews by 'Batty'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1824
reviews published to date.
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Zoolander (2001)
Stiller; model of indecorum.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Young Einstein (1988)
Serious is no Einstein.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Young Einstein (1988)
Einstein becomes Tasmanian monster.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
You've Got Mail (1998)
'Sleepless In Seattle' online.
Aug 22, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Ninja Bond destroys spacefleet.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Yentl (1983)
Barb dresses as boy.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Hunt takes a dive.
May 23, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
XXx (2002)
Vin surfs a bus.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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XXx (2002)
Skinhead saves Eastern Europe.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
XXx (2002)
Vin's no XXX-pert.
Oct 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Xanadu (1980)
Olivia skates around music.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Xanadu (1980)
Skaters deface the music.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
X2 (2003)
Jean misses swimming genes.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
X2 (2003)
Gandalf joins with X-mob.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
X2 (2003)
Wolverine, Wolverette mate painfully.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
X2 (2003)
Wolverette needs a manicure.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
X2 (2003)
Pyro tyro swaps sides.
Sep 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
X2 (2003)
Pyro attracted to Magneto.
Sep 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
X2 (2003)
Pyro explores Magneto's Mystique.
Sep 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
X2 (2003)
Trusting Magneto; BIG Mystique.
Sep 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
X Files, The (1998)
Scully, movie, script frozen.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Wreck Of The Battleship 'Maine' (1898)
Cubans miss Maine event.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Tortured Bond choked, Elektri-fied.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Word Wars (2004)
Phrase invaders.
Dec 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Woodstock '99 (1999)
Hippyfest, Gen X version.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Woodstock (1970)
Music muddied, legend born.
Jul 31, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Woodstock (1970)
Janis months before death.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Wolfman, The (2010)
Hopkins still eating people.
Aug 12, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy does Oz.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wiz, The (1978)
Singin in chocolate rain.
Jul 12, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Witness (1985)
Ford KO's redneck assailant.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Witness (1985)
Script is A-mish mash.
May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Withnail & I (1987)
Farmer dead in tractor.
May 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Jack jacks hot witches.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wind In The Willows, The (1996)
Terry Toad's jackass driving.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wimbledon (2004)
Bettany plays class Dunst.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Grandpa spits Wonka dummy.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Wonka; every parent's nightmare.
Aug 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Chocolate factory gets Wilder.
Aug 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Wonka breaks glass ceiling.
Jul 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Willow (1988)
Howard's sensitive hobbit direction.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Vision through fish tank.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
When Baz turns Bard.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Willard (1971)
Boy rats on Borgnine.
Aug 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Wilde (1997)
Legolas avoids Wilde times.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Klever Kline cross dresses.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Wild Wild Worst.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Wild Thornberrys Movie, The (2002)
Animals avoid poisonous Thornberries.
Mar 8, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Wild Things (1998)
Denise, Neve school snog.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wild Things (1998)
Neve= last girl standing.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wild Bunch, The (1969)
Bunch proves Peckin(pah) order.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wild At Heart (1990)
Dern as Dorothy.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Woodward gets hot, bothered.
Mar 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Shoot, for Peet's sake.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Bad guy a toon!
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Bullock cheats unconcious man.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Meg proves orgasm myth.
Nov 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Fat lady sings, burns.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(13)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Leo Depp-ends on brother.
Sep 29, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
Bizarre drowned love triangle.
May 16, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
Paralysed Pfeiffer takes bath.
May 16, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
What About Bob? (1991)
Close encounters, psychotic kind.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
McCarthy's acting also lifeless.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Idol organises Sandler's victory.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
We Were Soldiers (2002)
Vietnamese give fiery Mel-come.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Basinger pops Garth's cherry.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Heston remembers Gordon street.
Dec 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Wayne, Garth become entrepeneurs.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Wayne's World (1992)
Lowe as record producer.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wayne's World (1992)
Myers uses Lowe basement.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wayne's World (1992)
Boring first movie. NOT!
Jul 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Watership Down (1978)
'Animal Farm' with wabbits.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Sandler hood-Winklers footballers.
Jun 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Sandler a-Bates footy crowd.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Electric rays, theremin supreme.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Martians hit Cruise control.
Aug 1, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
War Games (1983)
Ferris fucks with computers.
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Wannabes, The (2003)
Nazi Wiggles bomb out.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Flying sheep, claymation-style.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Penguin disguised by glove.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Walkabout (1971)
Agutter's morals in gutter.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Coppola's virgin snuff movie.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Village, The (2004)
Villagers are plain yellow.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Village, The (2004)
'Signs' but with monsters.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Village, The (2004)
Bryce blinded by faith.
Sep 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Veronica Guerin (2003)
Blanchett blanches at Irish.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
Pervert goldmine, Ewan's todger.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Vegas Vacation (1997)
Rusty racks up prizes.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Van Helsing: The London Assignment (2004)
The 'Animatrix' with vampires.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Van Helsing (2004)
Helsing a Hugh-ge dissapointment.
May 27, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Connery teaches Costner acting.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Connery mentors bigshot breakers.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Connery caught, bloody mess.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Under The Radar (2004)
Aussie mafia chase amnesiac.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Under The Radar (2004)
Mental retards learn surfing??
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Under Siege (1992)
Jones- psychotic ship-jacker.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Uncle Buck (1989)
Candy Bucks up kids.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Uncle Buck (1989)
Kids accept stranger's Candy.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Unbreakable (2000)
Cripple trashes train, plane.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Two Hands (1999)
Bryan Brown blown away!
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Page Range
Zoolan <---> Two Ha
Two Ha <---> Thunde
Thunde <---> Starsk
Starsk <---> Sirens
Sirens <---> Ring 2
Right <---> Opposi
Open W <---> Moonra
Moonra <---> Mars A
Man Wi <---> Lake P
Ladder <---> Incred
Incred <---> Gone W
Golden <---> Fortre
Forres <---> Easy R
Easy R <---> Core,
Core, <---> Casabl
Casabl <---> Big Re
Big Da <---> Assass
Arthur <---> 28 Day
28 Day <---> ...And
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