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Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Spike Jonze
Charlie Kaufman
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John Cusack
Cameron Diaz
Ned Bellamy
Eric Weinstein
Madison Lanc
Octavia Spencer
Mary Kay Place
Orson Bean
Catherine Keener
K.K. Dodds
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Is John Malkovich
Mr's Sheen
Spotless Mind
Musical Maestro Tribute award
Blanking Somebody

Being John Malkovich

(1999)
170 reviews
Film rated 4.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.3 / 5)
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Malkovichian or Machiavellian? Both.
clay 
  Vote (6)   
Turnpike ends Malkovich trips.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (5)   
Puppet master, Malkovich blaster.
el guapo 
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Cusack heads for disappointment.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich is puppeteer's puppet.
Bountyhunter 
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Cusack discovers 7.5th floor.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Keener on controlling Malkovich.
Bunches 
  Vote    
Cusack can't control Malkionette.
Eminence Front 
  Vote (6)   
Malkovich from the inside.
stroll 
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Malkovich becomes a muppet.
But when Eric e... 
  Vote    
Puppeteer puppeteers Malkovich.
Ali 
  Vote (6)   
Strange portal into celebrity.
Wheelz 
  Vote (2)   
Cusack travels to womb.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Cusack trapped in Malkovich.
Seigiryu 
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Malkovich, mind snatching victim.
mumbles 
  Vote    
Long self-deprecating joke.
tomserv 
  Vote (1)   
Plot has tiny floor.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Headspace Invaders.
strangeways 
  Vote (1)   
Hilarious romp into Malkovich!
jewels 
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Filmed in Malko-Vision!
mandodgingdebris 
  Vote (10)   
Diaz gets gender confused.
loser 
  Vote (1)   
Getting head from Malkovich.
calmer 
  Vote    
People invade Malkovich's privacy.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (20)   
Short storey before 'Adaptation'.
RockGolf 
  Vote (20)   
Malkovich boring INSIDE, too!
redPen 
  Vote (6)   
Inside the actor's cerebrum.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (9)   
Puppet's bitch mental switch.
MainOnion 
  Vote    
Portal hidden mid-storey.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
People take head trip.
Bernie 
  Vote (13)   
Keener + 'vich = Megabitch.
delsheez 
  Vote    
Puppeteer makes Malkovich bitch.
Anthony 
  Vote (3)   
Iconoclastic puppeteer assays Malkovich.
calmer 
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Puppeteer enters Malkovich's tunnel.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Puppeteer controls bad actor.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Being in severe pain.
Steve 
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Cusack, Diaz visit Malkovich.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Diaz + Cusack + keener = Malkovich.
dlanod 
  Vote (1)   
Doorway to another life.
tenille 
  Vote    
Cusack invades Malkovich's privates.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Bird invades bald thespian.
jim mcniven 
  Vote (1)   
Acid trip on film.
Derek 
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Redefines phrase head trip.
steveo 
  Vote    
Lesbians enjoy Malkovich.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Little door, big head.
Matt 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich possessed by puppeteer.
Sean 
  Vote (8)   
Maxine gets Lotte sex.
Koli 
  Vote (7)   
Obscured storey stars Malkovich.
Paul Bennison 
  Vote (7)   
Better living through Malkovich.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (13)   
Diaz suffers penis envy!
SwissArmyKnife 
  Vote    
John speaks in Malkovich.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Malkovich rehearses Richard III.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Starts good, goes mental.
RAF 
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Cusack pulls Malkovich's strings.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Malkovich mind tunnel teaser.
The Nige 
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Malkovich plays Malkovich, Schwartz.
Koli 
  Vote (4)   
Getting inside Malkovich's head.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Malkovich's dance slightly wooden.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (15)   
Several actors play Malkovich.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Puppetmaster trapped inside daughter.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich. Cusack. Whose Keener?
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Line for portal, John.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Interesting twist on schizophrenia!
Tori 
  Vote (9)   
Fifteen minutes of John.
Willy Weasel 
  Vote    
John in John action.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Portal to John's melon.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
7.5th floor hides portal.
Rovark 
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Portal Lottie looks crappy.
Willy Weasel 
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In Malkovich, out ditch.
Coachace 
  Vote (3)   
Schwartz finds slimy portal.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
Office floor for midgets.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Inside mind doing Diaz.
JoeBuck 
  Vote    
John Does inhabit Malkovich.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich becomes Thunderbirds operator.
Batty 
  Vote (3)   
Cusack puppets Malkovich's mind.
Julie Chorgo-Gi... 
  Vote    
Cusack's Malkovich even creepier.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Pornographic puppetry produces bruises.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (7)   
Half floor, full experience.
mampers11 
  Vote (15)   
Malkovich being strung along.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Lotte fathers Maxine's child.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Maxine fucks with Malkovich.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Cusack pulls John's strings.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Fucking with Malk's mind.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Visit other people's minds.
Saki 
  Vote    
Puppeteer exploits midget portal.
big g 
  Vote (1)   
Schwartz is with Malkovich.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
Puppeteer becomes puppetmaster.
parrothhed 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich's ultimate ego boost.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich's mind's everybody's business.
Face 
  Vote (5)   
Cusack discovers tunnel vision.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich gives head.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (7)   
Diaz depicts dowdy dyke.
Willy Weasel 
  Vote    
Malkovich as life-size marionette.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich being John Malkovich.
Stalean 
  Vote    
Puppeteer and Muppet-hair.
RedKate 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack thwarts lesbian love.
zzzbeauty 
  Vote    
Cusack penetrates Malkovich.
LPH 
  Vote (2)   
Schwartz uses heady Force.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (7)   
Interesting walk through trapdoor.
eva kant 
  Vote    
Oldsters retire in Malkovich.
The Amazing Rando! 
  Vote    
Door in mind- profitable.
Strangelove 
  Vote    
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