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Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Spike Jonze
Charlie Kaufman
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John Cusack
Cameron Diaz
Ned Bellamy
Eric Weinstein
Madison Lanc
Octavia Spencer
Mary Kay Place
Orson Bean
Catherine Keener
K.K. Dodds
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Is John Malkovich
Mr's Sheen
Spotless Mind
Musical Maestro Tribute award
Blanking Somebody

Being John Malkovich

(1999)
170 reviews
Film rated 4.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.3 / 5)
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Puppet's bitch mental switch.
MainOnion 
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Bean, John Malkovich.
Larry 
  Vote (2)   
Turnpike ends Malkovich trips.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (5)   
Schwartz uses heady Force.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (7)   
Maxine fucks with Malkovich.
Canklefish 
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Portal to John's melon.
Canklefish 
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Line for portal, John.
Canklefish 
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Lotte fathers Maxine's child.
Canklefish 
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Fucking with Malk's mind.
Canklefish 
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John in John action.
Canklefish 
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Malkovich. Cusack. Whose Keener?
Canklefish 
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Malkovich being strung along.
Canklefish 
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Cusack pulls John's strings.
Canklefish 
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Several actors play Malkovich.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Getting inside Malkovich's head.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Malkovich gives head.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (7)   
Half a storey?
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Inside the actor's cerebrum.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (9)   
Lesbians enjoy Malkovich.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Puppet dilettante finally appreciated.
Genghis Connor 
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Cusack pulls Malkovich's strings.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Malkovich rehearses Richard III.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Malkovichian or Machiavellian? Both.
clay 
  Vote (6)   
Better living through Malkovich.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (13)   
John speaks in Malkovich.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Malkovich is puppeteer's puppet.
Bountyhunter 
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Malkovich's dance slightly wooden.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (15)   
Cusack discovers tunnel vision.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Puppeteer puppeteers Malkovich.
Ali 
  Vote (6)   
Immortality, with strings attached.
demonic 
  Vote (17)   
Plot has tiny floor.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Door in mind- profitable.
Strangelove 
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Malkovich plays Malkovich, Schwartz.
Koli 
  Vote (4)   
Maxine gets Lotte sex.
Koli 
  Vote (7)   
Cusack invades Malkovich's privates.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Diaz depicts dowdy dyke.
Willy Weasel 
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Fifteen minutes of John.
Willy Weasel 
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Portal Lottie looks crappy.
Willy Weasel 
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Malkovich boring INSIDE, too!
redPen 
  Vote (6)   
Headspace Invaders.
strangeways 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack trapped in Malkovich.
Seigiryu 
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Cusack's pulling the strings.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (9)   
Cusack heads for disappointment.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich's mind's everybody's business.
Face 
  Vote (5)   
Keener on controlling Malkovich.
Bunches 
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People invade Malkovich's privacy.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (20)   
Malkovich from the inside.
stroll 
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Cusack travels to womb.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Iconoclastic puppeteer assays Malkovich.
calmer 
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Getting head from Malkovich.
calmer 
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Schwartz is with Malkovich.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
Schwartz finds slimy portal.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
Pornographic puppetry produces bruises.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (7)   
Cusack can't control Malkionette.
Eminence Front 
  Vote (6)   
Malkovich: one big puppet.
GHcool 
  Vote (5)   
Puppet master, Malkovich blaster.
el guapo 
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Malkovich becomes a muppet.
But when Eric e... 
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Puppeteer controls bad actor.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Puppeteer enters Malkovich's tunnel.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Everybody's Malkovich to Malkovich.
damalc 
  Vote (11)   
Puppeteer makes Malkovich bitch.
Anthony 
  Vote (3)   
Cusack discovers 7.5th floor.
bennyr81 
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Strange portal into celebrity.
Wheelz 
  Vote (2)   
People take head trip.
Bernie 
  Vote (13)   
Diaz gets gender confused.
loser 
  Vote (1)   
Half floor, full experience.
mampers11 
  Vote (15)   
Taking turns being John.
toonbug 
  Vote (2)   
John jacks Malkovich's mind.
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Keener + 'vich = Megabitch.
delsheez 
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Meta-Malkovich.
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Puppeteer's really into Malkovich.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Filmed in Malko-Vision!
mandodgingdebris 
  Vote (10)   
Short peep-hole.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Portal hidden mid-storey.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Hilarious romp into Malkovich!
jewels 
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Malkovich, mind snatching victim.
mumbles 
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New Found Storey.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Floor has a flaw.
SixFourian 
  Vote (15)   
Cusack occupies John.
Montgomery 
  Vote (22)   
Short storey before 'Adaptation'.
RockGolf 
  Vote (20)   
Invasion Of Malkovich Snatchers.
Larry ~=>`? 
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Life through Malkovich's eyes.
Larry ~=>`? 
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Everyone's Malkovich, Malkovich's everyone.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
In Malkovich, out ditch.
Coachace 
  Vote (3)   
Cusack penetrates Malkovich.
LPH 
  Vote (2)   
Long self-deprecating joke.
tomserv 
  Vote (1)   
John Does inhabit Malkovich.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich's ultimate ego boost.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich being, well, Malkovich.
bife 
  Vote (13)   
Puppeteer becomes puppetmaster.
parrothhed 
  Vote (2)   
Film with surprising storey.
SixFourian 
  Vote (37)   
Obscured storey stars Malkovich.
Paul Bennison 
  Vote (7)   
Inside mind doing Diaz.
JoeBuck 
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Oldsters retire in Malkovich.
The Amazing Rando! 
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Cusack's Malkovich even creepier.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Film with hidden level.
SixFourian 
  Vote (17)   
Doorway to another life.
tenille 
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Anguished artisan finds headspace.
Schtoo 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack thwarts lesbian love.
zzzbeauty 
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Escape To Malkatraz.
serge d.head 
  Vote (8)   
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