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Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Spike Jonze
Charlie Kaufman
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John Cusack
Cameron Diaz
Ned Bellamy
Eric Weinstein
Madison Lanc
Octavia Spencer
Mary Kay Place
Orson Bean
Catherine Keener
K.K. Dodds
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Is John Malkovich
Mr's Sheen
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Being John Malkovich

(1999)
170 reviews
Film rated 4.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.3 / 5)
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Cusack thwarts lesbian love.
zzzbeauty 
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Portal Lottie looks crappy.
Willy Weasel 
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Diaz depicts dowdy dyke.
Willy Weasel 
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Fifteen minutes of John.
Willy Weasel 
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Plot has tiny floor.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Cusack heads for disappointment.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Strange portal into celebrity.
Wheelz 
  Vote (2)   
Cusack's pulling the strings.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (9)   
John speaks in Malkovich.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Better living through Malkovich.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (13)   
Malkovich's dance slightly wooden.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (15)   
Cusack invades Malkovich's privates.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Puppeteer probes precious portal.
veloc 
  Vote    
Character actor masters puppetry.
turrell 
  Vote (16)   
Truly bizarre lesbian affair.
Trof 
  Vote    
Interesting twist on schizophrenia!
Tori 
  Vote (9)   
Taking turns being John.
toonbug 
  Vote (2)   
Long self-deprecating joke.
tomserv 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich looks inside himself.
TheSpud 
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Portal hidden mid-storey.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich mind tunnel teaser.
The Nige 
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Oldsters retire in Malkovich.
The Amazing Rando! 
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Doorway to another life.
tenille 
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Diaz suffers penis envy!
SwissArmyKnife 
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Malkovich from the inside.
stroll 
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Headspace Invaders.
strangeways 
  Vote (1)   
Door in mind- profitable.
Strangelove 
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Actor discovers he's egocentric.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (2)   
Redefines phrase head trip.
steveo 
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Being in severe pain.
Steve 
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Malkovich being John Malkovich.
Stalean 
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Surreal, muddied Malkovich mind.
Spurting 
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John Does inhabit Malkovich.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Half a storey?
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Meta-Malkovich.
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Short peep-hole.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Updated 'Alice In Wonderland'.
Skunk Puppet 
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Floor has a flaw.
SixFourian 
  Vote (15)   
Film with surprising storey.
SixFourian 
  Vote (37)   
Film with hidden level.
SixFourian 
  Vote (17)   
Puppeteer procures Malkovich's mind.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
New Found Storey.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Jonze invade audience's mind.
shane 
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Ugly Diaz + Cusak, hilarious.
shane 
  Vote    
Escape To Malkatraz.
serge d.head 
  Vote (8)   
Cusack trapped in Malkovich.
Seigiryu 
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Malkovich possessed by puppeteer.
Sean 
  Vote (8)   
Anguished artisan finds headspace.
Schtoo 
  Vote (1)   
Visit other people's minds.
Saki 
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7.5th floor hides portal.
Rovark 
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Short storey before 'Adaptation'.
RockGolf 
  Vote (20)   
Malkovich gets into Malkovich.
Richard Foot 
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Malkovich boring INSIDE, too!
redPen 
  Vote (6)   
Puppeteer and Muppet-hair.
RedKate 
  Vote (1)   
Puppeteer's really into Malkovich.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Starts good, goes mental.
RAF 
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Schwartz finds slimy portal.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
Schwartz is with Malkovich.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
7.5th floor: Half-sized, half-baked..
Pokernose 
  Vote (3)   
Lesbians enjoy Malkovich.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Getting inside Malkovich's head.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Malkovich rehearses Richard III.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Cusack pulls Malkovich's strings.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Several actors play Malkovich.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Obscured storey stars Malkovich.
Paul Bennison 
  Vote (7)   
Puppeteer becomes puppetmaster.
parrothhed 
  Vote (2)   
Cusack heads toward freeway.
noncentz 
  Vote (3)   
Malkovich, mind snatching victim.
mumbles 
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Malkovich's ultimate ego boost.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (2)   
Puppeteer stoops in office.
Movieman 
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Cusack's 'into' body experience.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Cusack sexier as Malkovich?
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack occupies John.
Montgomery 
  Vote (22)   
Cusack loses hair instantly.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Keener keen on Diaz.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
People invade Malkovich's privacy.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (20)   
Malkovich vehicle gives insight.
MguyX 
  Vote    
Cusack, Diaz visit Malkovich.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Little door, big head.
Matt 
  Vote (2)   
Filmed in Malko-Vision!
mandodgingdebris 
  Vote (10)   
Half floor, full experience.
mampers11 
  Vote (15)   
Cusack travels to womb.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Puppet's bitch mental switch.
MainOnion 
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Cusack penetrates Malkovich.
LPH 
  Vote (2)   
X-treme method acting class.
Loungecat 
  Vote    
Diaz gets gender confused.
loser 
  Vote (1)   
Schwartz uses heady Force.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (7)   
Everyone's Malkovich, Malkovich's everyone.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
Life through Malkovich's eyes.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
Invasion Of Malkovich Snatchers.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
Bean, John Malkovich.
Larry 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich's mental funhouse.
kolo 
  Vote (3)   
Maxine gets Lotte sex.
Koli 
  Vote (7)   
Malkovich plays Malkovich, Schwartz.
Koli 
  Vote (4)   
Malkovich as life-size marionette.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack's Malkovich even creepier.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack puppets Malkovich's mind.
Julie Chorgo-Gi... 
  Vote    
Puppeteer enters Malkovich's tunnel.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Puppeteer controls bad actor.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Inside mind doing Diaz.
JoeBuck 
  Vote    
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