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Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Spike Jonze
Charlie Kaufman
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John Cusack
Cameron Diaz
Ned Bellamy
Eric Weinstein
Madison Lanc
Octavia Spencer
Mary Kay Place
Orson Bean
Catherine Keener
K.K. Dodds
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Is John Malkovich
Mr's Sheen
Spotless Mind
Musical Maestro Tribute award
Blanking Somebody

Being John Malkovich

(1999)
170 reviews
Film rated 4.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.3 / 5)
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Puppetmaster trapped inside daughter.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Diaz wears Malkovich condom.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (8)   
Puppeteer puppeteers Malkovich.
Ali 
  Vote (6)   
Malkovich gatecrashes lesbian tysts.
Andrew 
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Puppeteer makes Malkovich bitch.
Anthony 
  Vote (3)   
Malkovich gives head.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (7)   
Malkovich becomes Thunderbirds operator.
Batty 
  Vote (3)   
Office floor for midgets.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Pornographic puppetry produces bruises.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (7)   
Diaz foregoes hair conditioner.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (5)   
Multiplicity Malkovich.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (2)   
Cusack's Keener scheme backfires.
Benager 
  Vote    
Puppeteer takes head trip.
benj clews 
  Vote (13)   
Cusack discovers 7.5th floor.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
People take head trip.
Bernie 
  Vote (13)   
Malkovich being, well, Malkovich.
bife 
  Vote (13)   
Puppeteer exploits midget portal.
big g 
  Vote (1)   
Strangest love triangle ever.
Bjornographic 
  Vote (1)   
Puppeteer pulls Malkovich's strings.
Boney 
  Vote    
Malkovich is puppeteer's puppet.
Bountyhunter 
  Vote    
Keener on controlling Malkovich.
Bunches 
  Vote    
Malkovich becomes a muppet.
But when Eric e... 
  Vote    
Getting head from Malkovich.
calmer 
  Vote    
Iconoclastic puppeteer assays Malkovich.
calmer 
  Vote    
Cusack pulls John's strings.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Fucking with Malk's mind.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
John in John action.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Portal to John's melon.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Malkovich being strung along.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Lotte fathers Maxine's child.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Maxine fucks with Malkovich.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Malkovich. Cusack. Whose Keener?
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Line for portal, John.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Cusack discovers tunnel vision.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Puppeteer inhabits balding actor.
catchymonkey 
  Vote (2)   
Turnpike ends Malkovich trips.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (5)   
An open-minded film.
Chris B 
  Vote (7)   
Malkovichian or Machiavellian? Both.
clay 
  Vote (6)   
In Malkovich, out ditch.
Coachace 
  Vote (3)   
Mind trip to turnpike.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich paid for self-role.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Diaz keener on Keener.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (15)   
Cusack wears body suit.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (4)   
Jersey Turnpike = mental anus.
cozzy 
  Vote (12)   
Everybody's Malkovich to Malkovich.
damalc 
  Vote (11)   
Cusack = NY Portal Authority.
Dante 
  Vote (2)   
Keener + 'vich = Megabitch.
delsheez 
  Vote    
Sexual transition. Dumped lover.
Deluxe 
  Vote    
Immortality, with strings attached.
demonic 
  Vote (17)   
Acid trip on film.
Derek 
  Vote    
Diaz + Cusack + keener = Malkovich.
dlanod 
  Vote (1)   
John jacks Malkovich's mind.
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Puppet master, Malkovich blaster.
el guapo 
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Cusack can't control Malkionette.
Eminence Front 
  Vote (6)   
Interesting walk through trapdoor.
eva kant 
  Vote    
Malkovich's mind's everybody's business.
Face 
  Vote (5)   
Strange oriface yields Malkovich.
FilmBuffoon 
  Vote (1)   
Invasion of Malkovich's mind.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote    
Puppet dilettante finally appreciated.
Genghis Connor 
  Vote    
Malkovich: one big puppet.
GHcool 
  Vote (5)   
New Jersey turnpike detour.
gw 
  Vote    
Lesbian head screwing stuff.
Howard 
  Vote    
Inside the actor's cerebrum.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (9)   
The ultimate head fuck.
J. Alexander Mc... 
  Vote (5)   
Hilarious romp into Malkovich!
jewels 
  Vote    
Bird invades bald thespian.
jim mcniven 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich is Cusack's puppet.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack plays mind games.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Inside mind doing Diaz.
JoeBuck 
  Vote    
Puppeteer controls bad actor.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Puppeteer enters Malkovich's tunnel.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack puppets Malkovich's mind.
Julie Chorgo-Gi... 
  Vote    
Malkovich as life-size marionette.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack's Malkovich even creepier.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich plays Malkovich, Schwartz.
Koli 
  Vote (4)   
Maxine gets Lotte sex.
Koli 
  Vote (7)   
Malkovich's mental funhouse.
kolo 
  Vote (3)   
Bean, John Malkovich.
Larry 
  Vote (2)   
Everyone's Malkovich, Malkovich's everyone.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
Invasion Of Malkovich Snatchers.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
Life through Malkovich's eyes.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
Schwartz uses heady Force.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (7)   
Diaz gets gender confused.
loser 
  Vote (1)   
X-treme method acting class.
Loungecat 
  Vote    
Cusack penetrates Malkovich.
LPH 
  Vote (2)   
Puppet's bitch mental switch.
MainOnion 
  Vote    
Cusack travels to womb.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Half floor, full experience.
mampers11 
  Vote (15)   
Filmed in Malko-Vision!
mandodgingdebris 
  Vote (10)   
Little door, big head.
Matt 
  Vote (2)   
Cusack, Diaz visit Malkovich.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Malkovich vehicle gives insight.
MguyX 
  Vote    
People invade Malkovich's privacy.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (20)   
Cusack loses hair instantly.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Keener keen on Diaz.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Cusack occupies John.
Montgomery 
  Vote (22)   
Cusack sexier as Malkovich?
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack's 'into' body experience.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Puppeteer stoops in office.
Movieman 
  Vote    
Malkovich's ultimate ego boost.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (2)   
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