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Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Spike Jonze
Charlie Kaufman
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John Cusack
Cameron Diaz
Ned Bellamy
Eric Weinstein
Madison Lanc
Octavia Spencer
Mary Kay Place
Orson Bean
Catherine Keener
K.K. Dodds
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Is John Malkovich
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Being John Malkovich

(1999)
170 reviews
Film rated 4.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.3 / 5)
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Iconoclastic puppeteer assays Malkovich.
calmer 
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Getting head from Malkovich.
calmer 
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Puppeteer's really into Malkovich.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Puppetmaster trapped inside daughter.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich gives head.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (7)   
Schwartz uses heady Force.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (7)   
Portal hidden mid-storey.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack heads for disappointment.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Plot has tiny floor.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich's mental funhouse.
kolo 
  Vote (3)   
Cusack pulls Malkovich's strings.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Lesbians enjoy Malkovich.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Malkovich rehearses Richard III.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Several actors play Malkovich.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Getting inside Malkovich's head.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Bean, John Malkovich.
Larry 
  Vote (2)   
John in John action.
Canklefish 
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Portal to John's melon.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Cusack pulls John's strings.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Fucking with Malk's mind.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Malkovich. Cusack. Whose Keener?
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Line for portal, John.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Cusack discovers tunnel vision.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich being strung along.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Lotte fathers Maxine's child.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Maxine fucks with Malkovich.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Meta-Malkovich.
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Short peep-hole.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Half a storey?
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Cusack heads toward freeway.
noncentz 
  Vote (3)   
Puppeteer controls bad actor.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Puppeteer enters Malkovich's tunnel.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Immortality, with strings attached.
demonic 
  Vote (17)   
Film with surprising storey.
SixFourian 
  Vote (37)   
Film with hidden level.
SixFourian 
  Vote (17)   
Floor has a flaw.
SixFourian 
  Vote (15)   
7.5th floor hides portal.
Rovark 
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Malkovich vehicle gives insight.
MguyX 
  Vote    
Keener keen on Diaz.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Cusack loses hair instantly.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Cusack's 'into' body experience.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Cusack occupies John.
Montgomery 
  Vote (22)   
Cusack sexier as Malkovich?
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Interesting twist on schizophrenia!
Tori 
  Vote (9)   
Malkovich paid for self-role.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Diaz keener on Keener.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (15)   
Mind trip to turnpike.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich being, well, Malkovich.
bife 
  Vote (13)   
John speaks in Malkovich.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Malkovich's dance slightly wooden.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (15)   
Cusack invades Malkovich's privates.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Better living through Malkovich.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (13)   
Turnpike ends Malkovich trips.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (5)   
Pornographic puppetry produces bruises.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (7)   
Cusack, Diaz visit Malkovich.
MelissaS 
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Malkovichian or Machiavellian? Both.
clay 
  Vote (6)   
Cusack discovers 7.5th floor.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Maxine gets Lotte sex.
Koli 
  Vote (7)   
Malkovich plays Malkovich, Schwartz.
Koli 
  Vote (4)   
People invade Malkovich's privacy.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (20)   
John jacks Malkovich's mind.
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack travels to womb.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Character actor masters puppetry.
turrell 
  Vote (16)   
Malkovich becomes Thunderbirds operator.
Batty 
  Vote (3)   
Office floor for midgets.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich boring INSIDE, too!
redPen 
  Vote (6)   
Puppeteer procures Malkovich's mind.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
New Found Storey.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich as life-size marionette.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack's Malkovich even creepier.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Short storey before 'Adaptation'.
RockGolf 
  Vote (20)   
Malkovich being John Malkovich.
Stalean 
  Vote    
Everybody's Malkovich to Malkovich.
damalc 
  Vote (11)   
Malkovich: one big puppet.
GHcool 
  Vote (5)   
Puppet master, Malkovich blaster.
el guapo 
  Vote    
Cusack plays mind games.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich is Cusack's puppet.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Schwartz finds slimy portal.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
Schwartz is with Malkovich.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
Actor discovers he's egocentric.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (2)   
Puppeteer puppeteers Malkovich.
Ali 
  Vote (6)   
Diaz wears Malkovich condom.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (8)   
John Does inhabit Malkovich.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Diaz + Cusack + keener = Malkovich.
dlanod 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich possessed by puppeteer.
Sean 
  Vote (8)   
Inside the actor's cerebrum.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (9)   
Cusack wears body suit.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (4)   
Cusack = NY Portal Authority.
Dante 
  Vote (2)   
Invasion of Malkovich's mind.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote    
Malkovich, mind snatching victim.
mumbles 
  Vote    
Diaz suffers penis envy!
SwissArmyKnife 
  Vote    
Half floor, full experience.
mampers11 
  Vote (15)   
Puppeteer probes precious portal.
veloc 
  Vote    
Malkovich from the inside.
stroll 
  Vote    
Malkovich's mind's everybody's business.
Face 
  Vote (5)   
Cusack trapped in Malkovich.
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
Malkovich's ultimate ego boost.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (2)   
Cusack penetrates Malkovich.
LPH 
  Vote (2)   
Puppeteer takes head trip.
benj clews 
  Vote (13)   
Strange portal into celebrity.
Wheelz 
  Vote (2)   
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