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Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Spike Jonze
Charlie Kaufman
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John Cusack
Cameron Diaz
Ned Bellamy
Eric Weinstein
Madison Lanc
Octavia Spencer
Mary Kay Place
Orson Bean
Catherine Keener
K.K. Dodds
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Is John Malkovich
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Being John Malkovich

(1999)
170 reviews
Film rated 4.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.3 / 5)
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Lesbian head screwing stuff.
Howard 
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Anguished artisan finds headspace.
Schtoo 
  Vote (1)   
New Jersey turnpike detour.
gw 
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Acid trip on film.
Derek 
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Little door, big head.
Matt 
  Vote (2)   
X-treme method acting class.
Loungecat 
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Starts good, goes mental.
RAF 
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Bird invades bald thespian.
jim mcniven 
  Vote (1)   
Truly bizarre lesbian affair.
Trof 
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An open-minded film.
Chris B 
  Vote (7)   
Headspace Invaders.
strangeways 
  Vote (1)   
Escape To Malkatraz.
serge d.head 
  Vote (8)   
Puppeteer stoops in office.
Movieman 
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Hilarious romp into Malkovich!
jewels 
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Long self-deprecating joke.
tomserv 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich gets into Malkovich.
Richard Foot 
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Strangest love triangle ever.
Bjornographic 
  Vote (1)   
Doorway to another life.
tenille 
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Diaz gets gender confused.
loser 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich looks inside himself.
TheSpud 
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Malkovich is puppeteer's puppet.
Bountyhunter 
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Puppeteer becomes puppetmaster.
parrothhed 
  Vote (2)   
Puppeteer pulls Malkovich's strings.
Boney 
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In Malkovich, out ditch.
Coachace 
  Vote (3)   
Puppet's bitch mental switch.
MainOnion 
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Puppet dilettante finally appreciated.
Genghis Connor 
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Cusack puppets Malkovich's mind.
Julie Chorgo-Gi... 
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Inside mind doing Diaz.
JoeBuck 
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Keener + 'vich = Megabitch.
delsheez 
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Strange oriface yields Malkovich.
FilmBuffoon 
  Vote (1)   
Updated 'Alice In Wonderland'.
Skunk Puppet 
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Puppeteer inhabits balding actor.
catchymonkey 
  Vote (2)   
Life through Malkovich's eyes.
Larry ~=>`? 
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Everyone's Malkovich, Malkovich's everyone.
Larry ~=>`? 
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Invasion Of Malkovich Snatchers.
Larry ~=>`? 
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Keener on controlling Malkovich.
Bunches 
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People take head trip.
Bernie 
  Vote (13)   
Redefines phrase head trip.
steveo 
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Cusack can't control Malkionette.
Eminence Front 
  Vote (6)   
Jersey Turnpike = mental anus.
cozzy 
  Vote (12)   
7.5th floor: Half-sized, half-baked..
Pokernose 
  Vote (3)   
Malkovich becomes a muppet.
But when Eric e... 
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Oldsters retire in Malkovich.
The Amazing Rando! 
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Visit other people's minds.
Saki 
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Taking turns being John.
toonbug 
  Vote (2)   
Filmed in Malko-Vision!
mandodgingdebris 
  Vote (10)   
Obscured storey stars Malkovich.
Paul Bennison 
  Vote (7)   
Surreal, muddied Malkovich mind.
Spurting 
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Malkovich gatecrashes lesbian tysts.
Andrew 
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Diaz depicts dowdy dyke.
Willy Weasel 
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Fifteen minutes of John.
Willy Weasel 
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Portal Lottie looks crappy.
Willy Weasel 
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Puppeteer and Muppet-hair.
RedKate 
  Vote (1)   
The ultimate head fuck.
J. Alexander Mc... 
  Vote (5)   
Cusack thwarts lesbian love.
zzzbeauty 
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Puppeteer makes Malkovich bitch.
Anthony 
  Vote (3)   
Cusack's Keener scheme backfires.
Benager 
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Cusack's pulling the strings.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (9)   
Being in severe pain.
Steve 
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Interesting walk through trapdoor.
eva kant 
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Puppeteer exploits midget portal.
big g 
  Vote (1)   
Jonze invade audience's mind.
shane 
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Ugly Diaz + Cusak, hilarious.
shane 
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Malkovich mind tunnel teaser.
The Nige 
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Door in mind- profitable.
Strangelove 
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Sexual transition. Dumped lover.
Deluxe 
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Multiplicity Malkovich.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (2)   
Diaz foregoes hair conditioner.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (5)   
Strange portal into celebrity.
Wheelz 
  Vote (2)   
Puppeteer takes head trip.
benj clews 
  Vote (13)   
Cusack penetrates Malkovich.
LPH 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich's ultimate ego boost.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (2)   
Cusack trapped in Malkovich.
Seigiryu 
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Malkovich's mind's everybody's business.
Face 
  Vote (5)   
Malkovich from the inside.
stroll 
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Puppeteer probes precious portal.
veloc 
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Half floor, full experience.
mampers11 
  Vote (15)   
Diaz suffers penis envy!
SwissArmyKnife 
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Malkovich, mind snatching victim.
mumbles 
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Invasion of Malkovich's mind.
FloatingCoffin 
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Cusack = NY Portal Authority.
Dante 
  Vote (2)   
Cusack wears body suit.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (4)   
Inside the actor's cerebrum.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (9)   
Malkovich possessed by puppeteer.
Sean 
  Vote (8)   
Diaz + Cusack + keener = Malkovich.
dlanod 
  Vote (1)   
John Does inhabit Malkovich.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Diaz wears Malkovich condom.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (8)   
Puppeteer puppeteers Malkovich.
Ali 
  Vote (6)   
Actor discovers he's egocentric.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (2)   
Schwartz is with Malkovich.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
Schwartz finds slimy portal.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
Malkovich is Cusack's puppet.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack plays mind games.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Puppet master, Malkovich blaster.
el guapo 
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Malkovich: one big puppet.
GHcool 
  Vote (5)   
Everybody's Malkovich to Malkovich.
damalc 
  Vote (11)   
Malkovich being John Malkovich.
Stalean 
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Short storey before 'Adaptation'.
RockGolf 
  Vote (20)   
Cusack's Malkovich even creepier.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich as life-size marionette.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
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