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Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Spike Jonze
Charlie Kaufman
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John Cusack
Cameron Diaz
Ned Bellamy
Eric Weinstein
Madison Lanc
Octavia Spencer
Mary Kay Place
Orson Bean
Catherine Keener
K.K. Dodds
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Is John Malkovich
Mr's Sheen
Spotless Mind
Musical Maestro Tribute award
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Being John Malkovich

(1999)
170 reviews
Film rated 4.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.3 / 5)
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Character actor masters puppetry.
turrell 
  Vote (16)   
Diaz wears Malkovich condom.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (8)   
Everybody's Malkovich to Malkovich.
damalc 
  Vote (11)   
Malkovich's mental funhouse.
kolo 
  Vote (3)   
Puppeteer stoops in office.
Movieman 
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Half a storey?
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Life through Malkovich's eyes.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
Immortality, with strings attached.
demonic 
  Vote (17)   
Malkovich gets into Malkovich.
Richard Foot 
  Vote    
Cusack's Keener scheme backfires.
Benager 
  Vote    
Multiplicity Malkovich.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (2)   
Invasion of Malkovich's mind.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote    
Floor has a flaw.
SixFourian 
  Vote (15)   
John jacks Malkovich's mind.
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Strangest love triangle ever.
Bjornographic 
  Vote (1)   
Truly bizarre lesbian affair.
Trof 
  Vote    
Puppeteer procures Malkovich's mind.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Film with hidden level.
SixFourian 
  Vote (17)   
Actor discovers he's egocentric.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (2)   
Keener keen on Diaz.
Montgomery 
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Mind trip to turnpike.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Jonze invade audience's mind.
shane 
  Vote    
7.5th floor: Half-sized, half-baked..
Pokernose 
  Vote (3)   
Malkovich being, well, Malkovich.
bife 
  Vote (13)   
New Found Storey.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich looks inside himself.
TheSpud 
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Cusack wears body suit.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (4)   
Diaz keener on Keener.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (15)   
Cusack loses hair instantly.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Jersey Turnpike = mental anus.
cozzy 
  Vote (12)   
Anguished artisan finds headspace.
Schtoo 
  Vote (1)   
An open-minded film.
Chris B 
  Vote (7)   
The ultimate head fuck.
J. Alexander Mc... 
  Vote (5)   
Strange oriface yields Malkovich.
FilmBuffoon 
  Vote (1)   
Puppeteer inhabits balding actor.
catchymonkey 
  Vote (2)   
Cusack heads toward freeway.
noncentz 
  Vote (3)   
Puppeteer probes precious portal.
veloc 
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New Jersey turnpike detour.
gw 
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Escape To Malkatraz.
serge d.head 
  Vote (8)   
Cusack's pulling the strings.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (9)   
Puppeteer takes head trip.
benj clews 
  Vote (13)   
Cusack = NY Portal Authority.
Dante 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich gatecrashes lesbian tysts.
Andrew 
  Vote    
Meta-Malkovich.
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Cusack's 'into' body experience.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Malkovich paid for self-role.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Ugly Diaz + Cusak, hilarious.
shane 
  Vote    
Film with surprising storey.
SixFourian 
  Vote (37)   
Invasion Of Malkovich Snatchers.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
Puppeteer's really into Malkovich.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich: one big puppet.
GHcool 
  Vote (5)   
Sexual transition. Dumped lover.
Deluxe 
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Lesbian head screwing stuff.
Howard 
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Puppeteer pulls Malkovich's strings.
Boney 
  Vote    
Cusack sexier as Malkovich?
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
X-treme method acting class.
Loungecat 
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Puppet dilettante finally appreciated.
Genghis Connor 
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Surreal, muddied Malkovich mind.
Spurting 
  Vote    
Malkovich vehicle gives insight.
MguyX 
  Vote    
Cusack plays mind games.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack occupies John.
Montgomery 
  Vote (22)   
Everyone's Malkovich, Malkovich's everyone.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
Updated 'Alice In Wonderland'.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote    
Short peep-hole.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Taking turns being John.
toonbug 
  Vote (2)   
Diaz foregoes hair conditioner.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (5)   
Malkovich is Cusack's puppet.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Bean, John Malkovich.
Larry 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich as life-size marionette.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Oldsters retire in Malkovich.
The Amazing Rando! 
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Malkovich being John Malkovich.
Stalean 
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Malkovich becomes Thunderbirds operator.
Batty 
  Vote (3)   
Interesting walk through trapdoor.
eva kant 
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Diaz depicts dowdy dyke.
Willy Weasel 
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John in John action.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Portal to John's melon.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Cusack thwarts lesbian love.
zzzbeauty 
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Malkovich's ultimate ego boost.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (2)   
7.5th floor hides portal.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Cusack pulls John's strings.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Fucking with Malk's mind.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Schwartz uses heady Force.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (7)   
Malkovich gives head.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (7)   
Schwartz is with Malkovich.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
John Does inhabit Malkovich.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack penetrates Malkovich.
LPH 
  Vote (2)   
Inside mind doing Diaz.
JoeBuck 
  Vote    
Puppeteer and Muppet-hair.
RedKate 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich's mind's everybody's business.
Face 
  Vote (5)   
Pornographic puppetry produces bruises.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (7)   
Fifteen minutes of John.
Willy Weasel 
  Vote    
In Malkovich, out ditch.
Coachace 
  Vote (3)   
Door in mind- profitable.
Strangelove 
  Vote    
Puppeteer becomes puppetmaster.
parrothhed 
  Vote (2)   
Cusack discovers tunnel vision.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Visit other people's minds.
Saki 
  Vote    
Puppeteer exploits midget portal.
big g 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich. Cusack. Whose Keener?
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Line for portal, John.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Cusack puppets Malkovich's mind.
Julie Chorgo-Gi... 
  Vote    
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