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Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Spike Jonze
Charlie Kaufman
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John Cusack
Cameron Diaz
Ned Bellamy
Eric Weinstein
Madison Lanc
Octavia Spencer
Mary Kay Place
Orson Bean
Catherine Keener
K.K. Dodds
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Is John Malkovich
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Spotless Mind
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Blanking Somebody

Being John Malkovich

(1999)
170 reviews
Film rated 4.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.3 / 5)
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Diaz wears Malkovich condom.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (8)   
Everybody's Malkovich to Malkovich.
damalc 
  Vote (11)   
Character actor masters puppetry.
turrell 
  Vote (16)   
Puppeteer probes precious portal.
veloc 
  Vote    
Malkovich is Cusack's puppet.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Puppeteer stoops in office.
Movieman 
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Truly bizarre lesbian affair.
Trof 
  Vote    
Puppeteer takes head trip.
benj clews 
  Vote (13)   
Mind trip to turnpike.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Jonze invade audience's mind.
shane 
  Vote    
Malkovich gets into Malkovich.
Richard Foot 
  Vote    
Keener keen on Diaz.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Half a storey?
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Strangest love triangle ever.
Bjornographic 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack's Keener scheme backfires.
Benager 
  Vote    
Multiplicity Malkovich.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (2)   
Anguished artisan finds headspace.
Schtoo 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack's pulling the strings.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (9)   
Film with surprising storey.
Salopian 
  Vote (37)   
Invasion Of Malkovich Snatchers.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
Short peep-hole.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Taking turns being John.
toonbug 
  Vote (2)   
Diaz foregoes hair conditioner.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (5)   
Malkovich gatecrashes lesbian tysts.
Andrew 
  Vote    
Jersey Turnpike = mental anus.
cozzy 
  Vote (12)   
New Jersey turnpike detour.
gw 
  Vote    
Escape To Malkatraz.
serge d.head 
  Vote (8)   
Life through Malkovich's eyes.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
Bean, John Malkovich.
Larry 
  Vote (2)   
Sexual transition. Dumped lover.
Deluxe 
  Vote    
Cusack heads toward freeway.
noncentz 
  Vote (3)   
Meta-Malkovich.
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Updated 'Alice In Wonderland'.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote    
Malkovich vehicle gives insight.
MguyX 
  Vote    
Cusack occupies John.
Montgomery 
  Vote (22)   
Everyone's Malkovich, Malkovich's everyone.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
Cusack = NY Portal Authority.
Dante 
  Vote (2)   
The ultimate head fuck.
J. Alexander Mc... 
  Vote (5)   
Strange oriface yields Malkovich.
FilmBuffoon 
  Vote (1)   
Puppeteer inhabits balding actor.
catchymonkey 
  Vote (2)   
Puppeteer procures Malkovich's mind.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Film with hidden level.
Salopian 
  Vote (17)   
An open-minded film.
Chris B 
  Vote (7)   
Malkovich looks inside himself.
TheSpud 
  Vote    
Cusack wears body suit.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (4)   
Diaz keener on Keener.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (15)   
Cusack loses hair instantly.
Montgomery 
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Floor has a flaw.
Salopian 
  Vote (15)   
Puppeteer pulls Malkovich's strings.
Boney 
  Vote    
Cusack sexier as Malkovich?
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
X-treme method acting class.
Loungecat 
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Malkovich's mental funhouse.
kolo 
  Vote (3)   
Puppeteer's really into Malkovich.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich: one big puppet.
GHcool 
  Vote (5)   
Actor discovers he's egocentric.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (2)   
7.5th floor: Half-sized, half-baked..
Pokernose 
  Vote (3)   
John jacks Malkovich's mind.
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Invasion of Malkovich's mind.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote    
Malkovich being, well, Malkovich.
bife 
  Vote (13)   
New Found Storey.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Surreal, muddied Malkovich mind.
Spurting 
  Vote    
Immortality, with strings attached.
demonic 
  Vote (17)   
Cusack's 'into' body experience.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Malkovich paid for self-role.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Ugly Diaz + Cusak, hilarious.
shane 
  Vote    
Lesbian head screwing stuff.
Howard 
  Vote    
Cusack plays mind games.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Puppet dilettante finally appreciated.
Genghis Connor 
  Vote    
Malkovich being strung along.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Lotte fathers Maxine's child.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Maxine fucks with Malkovich.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Cusack penetrates Malkovich.
LPH 
  Vote (2)   
Portal Lottie looks crappy.
Willy Weasel 
  Vote    
Malkovich becomes Thunderbirds operator.
Batty 
  Vote (3)   
In Malkovich, out ditch.
Coachace 
  Vote (3)   
Oldsters retire in Malkovich.
The Amazing Rando! 
  Vote    
Schwartz finds slimy portal.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
Interesting twist on schizophrenia!
Tori 
  Vote (9)   
Cusack's Malkovich even creepier.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Cusack puppets Malkovich's mind.
Julie Chorgo-Gi... 
  Vote    
Visit other people's minds.
Saki 
  Vote    
Puppeteer exploits midget portal.
big g 
  Vote (1)   
Malkovich's ultimate ego boost.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich's mind's everybody's business.
Face 
  Vote (5)   
Diaz depicts dowdy dyke.
Willy Weasel 
  Vote    
John in John action.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Portal to John's melon.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Cusack thwarts lesbian love.
zzzbeauty 
  Vote    
Schwartz uses heady Force.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (7)   
Interesting walk through trapdoor.
eva kant 
  Vote    
Malkovich being John Malkovich.
Stalean 
  Vote    
John Does inhabit Malkovich.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
7.5th floor hides portal.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Malkovich gives head.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (7)   
Puppeteer becomes puppetmaster.
parrothhed 
  Vote (2)   
Malkovich. Cusack. Whose Keener?
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Line for portal, John.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Malkovich as life-size marionette.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Schwartz is with Malkovich.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
Cusack discovers tunnel vision.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
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