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Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Spike Jonze
Charlie Kaufman
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John Cusack
Cameron Diaz
Ned Bellamy
Eric Weinstein
Madison Lanc
Octavia Spencer
Mary Kay Place
Orson Bean
Catherine Keener
K.K. Dodds
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Is John Malkovich
Mr's Sheen
Spotless Mind
Musical Maestro Tribute award
Blanking Somebody

Being John Malkovich

(1999)
170 reviews
Film rated 4.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.3 / 5)
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Lesbian head screwing stuff.
Howard 
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Malkovich gets into Malkovich.
Richard Foot 
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Malkovich mind tunnel teaser.
The Nige 
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Puppeteer pulls Malkovich's strings.
Boney 
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Cusack's Keener scheme backfires.
Benager 
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Updated 'Alice In Wonderland'.
Skunk Puppet 
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X-treme method acting class.
Loungecat 
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Cusack loses hair instantly.
Montgomery 
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Ugly Diaz + Cusak, hilarious.
shane 
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Jonze invade audience's mind.
shane 
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Keener + 'vich = Megabitch.
delsheez 
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Puppet dilettante finally appreciated.
Genghis Connor 
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Cusack puppets Malkovich's mind.
Julie Chorgo-Gi... 
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Being in severe pain.
Steve 
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Acid trip on film.
Derek 
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Puppeteer stoops in office.
Movieman 
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Interesting walk through trapdoor.
eva kant 
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Diaz suffers penis envy!
SwissArmyKnife 
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Invasion of Malkovich's mind.
FloatingCoffin 
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Cusack thwarts lesbian love.
zzzbeauty 
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Malkovich becomes a muppet.
But when Eric e... 
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Puppet master, Malkovich blaster.
el guapo 
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Keener on controlling Malkovich.
Bunches 
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Door in mind- profitable.
Strangelove 
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Malkovich is puppeteer's puppet.
Bountyhunter 
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Malkovich rehearses Richard III.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Cusack pulls Malkovich's strings.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Visit other people's minds.
Saki 
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Surreal, muddied Malkovich mind.
Spurting 
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Sexual transition. Dumped lover.
Deluxe 
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Redefines phrase head trip.
steveo 
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Malkovich looks inside himself.
TheSpud 
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Keener keen on Diaz.
Montgomery 
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Malkovich vehicle gives insight.
MguyX 
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Cusack, Diaz visit Malkovich.
MelissaS 
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Malkovich being John Malkovich.
Stalean 
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Malkovich gatecrashes lesbian tysts.
Andrew 
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Doorway to another life.
tenille 
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Malkovich, mind snatching victim.
mumbles 
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Cusack discovers 7.5th floor.
bennyr81 
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Malkovich from the inside.
stroll 
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Getting inside Malkovich's head.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Several actors play Malkovich.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Malkovich being strung along.
Canklefish 
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Cusack pulls John's strings.
Canklefish 
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John in John action.
Canklefish 
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Malkovich. Cusack. Whose Keener?
Canklefish 
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Lotte fathers Maxine's child.
Canklefish 
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Fucking with Malk's mind.
Canklefish 
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Portal to John's melon.
Canklefish 
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Line for portal, John.
Canklefish 
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Maxine fucks with Malkovich.
Canklefish 
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Cusack trapped in Malkovich.
Seigiryu 
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Puppet's bitch mental switch.
MainOnion 
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Starts good, goes mental.
RAF 
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Puppeteer probes precious portal.
veloc 
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7.5th floor hides portal.
Rovark 
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Truly bizarre lesbian affair.
Trof 
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New Jersey turnpike detour.
gw 
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Oldsters retire in Malkovich.
The Amazing Rando! 
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Inside mind doing Diaz.
JoeBuck 
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Invasion Of Malkovich Snatchers.
Larry ~=>`? 
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Life through Malkovich's eyes.
Larry ~=>`? 
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Everyone's Malkovich, Malkovich's everyone.
Larry ~=>`? 
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Getting head from Malkovich.
calmer 
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Iconoclastic puppeteer assays Malkovich.
calmer 
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Portal Lottie looks crappy.
Willy Weasel 
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Fifteen minutes of John.
Willy Weasel 
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Diaz depicts dowdy dyke.
Willy Weasel 
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Lesbians enjoy Malkovich.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Hilarious romp into Malkovich!
jewels 
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Portal hidden mid-storey.
thefoxboy 
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Strangest love triangle ever.
Bjornographic 
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Cusack's Malkovich even creepier.
Ken 
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Anguished artisan finds headspace.
Schtoo 
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Malkovich paid for self-role.
Conan The Westy 
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Mind trip to turnpike.
Conan The Westy 
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Puppeteer and Muppet-hair.
RedKate 
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Puppeteer exploits midget portal.
big g 
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Puppeteer's really into Malkovich.
randall 
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Cusack heads for disappointment.
Whippersnapper. 
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Long self-deprecating joke.
tomserv 
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John Does inhabit Malkovich.
soda 
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Office floor for midgets.
Batty 
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Malkovich is Cusack's puppet.
Joe Blevins 
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Bird invades bald thespian.
jim mcniven 
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John jacks Malkovich's mind.
Downtown 
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Headspace Invaders.
strangeways 
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Short peep-hole.
Sludge 
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Diaz gets gender confused.
loser 
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Puppeteer controls bad actor.
Josh the cat 
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Puppeteer enters Malkovich's tunnel.
Josh the cat 
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Diaz + Cusack + keener = Malkovich.
dlanod 
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Cusack plays mind games.
Joe Blevins 
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Malkovich as life-size marionette.
Ken 
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Strange oriface yields Malkovich.
FilmBuffoon 
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Cusack sexier as Malkovich?
Montgomery 
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Multiplicity Malkovich.
BedheadGal 
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Puppeteer becomes puppetmaster.
parrothhed 
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Puppeteer inhabits balding actor.
catchymonkey 
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