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Unofficial Yorkshire boozing champion
Reviews by 'Chopper'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
255
reviews published to date.
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Nosey neighbours nobble newcomers.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
TV Stamp of approval.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Air America (1990)
Downey falls from chopper.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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American Pie (1999)
Crusty apple/ sausage pie.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Announcer wins title competition.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Kilgore loves napalm smell
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Midget gets the sack.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Austin's mojo hojo.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Backdraft (1991)
Complex conflagrations consume combatants.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bear, The (1988)
Grizzlies get even.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Reaper suffers clone loogie.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Crap metal saves world.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Black Hawk Down (2001)
Overconfidence drops two choppers.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Bruised crews Blues cruise.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Boston Strangler, The (1968)
Curtis chokes.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bounty, The (1984)
Bligh not bad, really.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bowfinger (1999)
Martin, Murphy, Mindhead mayhem.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Braveheart (1995)
Jock shafts frog Princess.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
POW's harrowing work exploded.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Buck Rogers In The 25th Century (1979)
Pirate Queen gets Bucked.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bullitt (1968)
Vaughn bites the Bullitt.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Camelot (1967)
Mythical King's musical mire.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Capricorn One (1977)
Wrecked re-entry, deadly ruse.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1966)
Sid extends black finger(nail).
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carry On... Up The Khyber (1968)
Colonials encounter impressive Khazi.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Twat is a cat.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Catch-22 (1970)
Major Major major confused.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cats & Dogs (2001)
Insidious felines plot domination.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Cocoon (1985)
Visitors revitalise old farts.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Caviezel buckles his swash.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Courage Under Fire (1996)
Matt finish for Meg.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Hot steelworkers, cold steel.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Demolition Man (1993)
Spartan licks Phoenix's ass.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
Condemned convicts conquer combatants.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dogs Of War, The (1981)
Walken kills for cash.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Edge, The (1997)
Primal Hopkins bearly wins.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Elephant Man, The (1980)
Merrick meanders mean streets.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Empire Of The Sun (1987)
Boy ages as POW.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Vassili victorious, K�nig killed.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
Ape upstages entire cast.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Few Good Men, A (1992)
Tom, Demi court danger.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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First Knight (1995)
Hollywood ruins Arthurian legend.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Forever Young (1992)
Heartbroken pilot gets cold.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Deranged Dan's destiny deathwish.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Forrest get butt shot.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gallipoli (1981)
ANZACS suffer incompetent leadership.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gods And Generals (2003)
Stonewall's fervour carries battles.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
Anarchic Adrian assaults airwaves.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Good Will Hunting (1997)
Juvenile jerks, janitorial genius.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Great Outdoors, The (1988)
Raccoons rummage reeking rubbish.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Green Mile, The (1999)
Hanks glad prostate's okay.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Hamlet (1948)
Olivier's seminal paranoiac prince.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hart's War (2002)
Tuskegee airman shows honour.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Heartbreak Ridge (1986)
Wanted war, invaded resort.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Hearts In Atlantis (2001)
Remote senser Hopkins caught.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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High Plains Drifter (1973)
Stranger makes dwarf Sheriff.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Brunette Indy, blonde Willie??
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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K2 (1992)
Killer mountain, cack movie.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Pasty-faced limey unites tribes.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Biguth Dicuth adreththeth aththembly.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lion In Winter, The (1968)
Mediaeval sibling rivalry tale.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Fingering ring's hobbit forming.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Mamma mia, mate! Bonzer!
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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October Sky (1999)
Hickam shoots for moon.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Payback (1999)
Mel's REAL toe jam.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Pit And The Pendulum (1961)
Poe's swinging story.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Road To Wellville, The (1994)
Battle, bran, bowels, bums.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Secondhand Lions (2003)
Worn-out adventurers lion around.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Seven Years In Tibet (1997)
Harrer's Himalayan hideaway.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Sniper (1993)
Zane chokes, warns blokes.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Space Cowboys (2000)
Sixty-something satellite savers.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Cheating absent father victorious.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Capt on El Cap.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Deanna- drawling, dribbling drunkard.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Kirk draws out death.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Sweet Liberty (1986)
Riled Revolutionary writer revolts.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Tears Of The Sun (2003)
Bruce almighty in Africa.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Thin Red Line, The (1998)
Nolte's expensive glory quest.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Thirteen Days (2000)
Hard work averts WW3.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Under The Tuscan Sun (2003)
Cougar found in Tuscany.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Untouchables, The (1987)
Capone falls to bloodyminded-Ness.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
101 + 1 old dog.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Arrow, The (1997)
Diefenbaker scraps revolutionary aircraft.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Battle Of The Bulge (1965)
Axis/ Allies Ardennes altercation.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Bio-exorcist goes bye-bye.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Miraculously outruns tripwired landmines.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Bhaji On The Beach (1993)
Indians illuminated in Blackpool.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Caligula (1979)
Deviant Caligula's aristocratic orgies.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Carry On Camping (1969)
Barbara's ballistic bra strap.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
Newman teaches Cruise acting.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Vampiress thrown in fire.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Crimson Tide (1995)
Interesting Silver Surfer argument...
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Cry Freedom (1987)
Kline, Washington's dramatic pinnacle.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dam Busters, The (1955)
Wallis triumphs, rues losses.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Deep Throat (1972)
Linda swallows hard(on).
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Doc Savage: The Man Of Bronze (1975)
Bronzed ex-Tarzan becomes Savage.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Escape To Victory (1981)
Pele's slow-motion overhead kick.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
K-K-Ken s-s-snorts O-O-Otto's ch-ch-chips.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Johnson likes arse hole.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Quentin's pan-demon-ium.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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