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Unofficial Yorkshire boozing champion
Reviews by 'Chopper'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
255
reviews published to date.
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Charlton and the wheelies.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Teutonic twat titillates townspeople.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Black & the beans-talk.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Bruised crews Blues cruise.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Cameo & Joliet.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(22)
Bowfinger (1999)
Martin, Murphy, Mindhead mayhem.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Fatty snoops in Toronto.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
POW's harrowing work exploded.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bullitt (1968)
Vaughn bites the Bullitt.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Catch-22 (1970)
Major Major major confused.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cry Freedom (1987)
Kline, Washington's dramatic pinnacle.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dam Busters, The (1955)
Wallis triumphs, rues losses.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Hot steelworkers, cold steel.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
Condemned convicts conquer combatants.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Conwoman out-cons the cons.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Vera Lynn's mushroom montage.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Merrick meanders mean streets.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
K-K-Ken s-s-snorts O-O-Otto's ch-ch-chips.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Deranged Dan's destiny deathwish.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Johnson likes arse hole.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Forrest get butt shot.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Quentin's pan-demon-ium.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Steeler wheeler dealer peelers.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Gallipoli (1981)
ANZACS suffer incompetent leadership.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Great Escape, The (1963)
Inmates improvise internment outing.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hamlet (1948)
Olivier's seminal paranoiac prince.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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High Plains Drifter (1973)
Stranger makes dwarf Sheriff.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Stuck truck wind up.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Harryhausen's hydra harshly hacked.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Airhead Oddball's artistic artillery.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lavender Hill Mob, The (1951)
Ealing gangster high point.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Pasty-faced limey unites tribes.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lethal Weapon (1987)
Wife's cooking intimidates cops.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Biguth Dicuth adreththeth aththembly.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lion In Winter, The (1968)
Mediaeval sibling rivalry tale.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Fingering ring's hobbit forming.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo finally kisses Sam.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Battle sweeps Helm's Deep.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Innovative hatstand, sublimely silly.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Anti-semitic cleaner mops puke.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Memphis Belle: A Story Of A Flying Fortress, The (1944)
Belle brings boys back.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Starving knights prefer minstrels.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Idle rant around audience.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Knightley gets Pearl necklace.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Platoon (1986)
GI's fight themselves, VC.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Heirloom timepiece? It's alimentary.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Indy, alcoholic ex, reunited.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Right Stuff, The (1983)
Yeager should've been first.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Horndogs, Frank-N-Furters & Meatloaf.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sand Pebbles, The (1966)
Creaking camshaft crushes coolie.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Saving Grace (2000)
Cornish village see weed.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shine (1996)
Helfgott gets bums Rush.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shine (1996)
Open overcoat creates flap.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Shrek (2001)
Shy Shrek schtups She-dragon.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Gives you the Willi(e)s.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Spartacus (1960)
Spartacus serves slaves salvation.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Touching The Void (2003)
Smashed-up Simpson's excruciating crawl.
Dec 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Touching The Void (2003)
Siula Grande calamity.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Touching The Void (2003)
Never (mo)raines, it pours.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Hollywood's biggest stars fired.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Tremors (1990)
Woman wallops Bacon's worm.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Turner & Hooch (1989)
Hooch (h)invades Hanks's house.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Zulu (1964)
Baited Hook's courageous defence.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Zulu (1964)
Payback for Isandlwana.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Nosey neighbours nobble newcomers.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
101 + 1 old dog.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
TV Stamp of approval.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Pie (1999)
Crusty apple/ sausage pie.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Truffles taste shitty.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Announcer wins title competition.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Animal Farm (1954)
'Babe' before glasnost.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Kilgore loves napalm smell
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Arrow, The (1997)
Diefenbaker scraps revolutionary aircraft.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Obdurate, obsequious, obstinately obnoxious.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Agent Double-entendre.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox leaves Brown stained.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Battle Of The Bulge (1965)
Axis/ Allies Ardennes altercation.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Bio-exorcist goes bye-bye.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Bhaji On The Bench.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Murphy's Law.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(18)
Big (1988)
Perfect playful piano partnership.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Reaper suffers clone loogie.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Crap metal saves world.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bird On A Wire (1990)
Incognito Gibson gets Hawn-y.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Boston Strangler, The (1968)
Curtis chokes.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bounty, The (1984)
Bligh not bad, really.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carry On Camping (1969)
Barbara's ballistic bra strap.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1966)
Sid extends black finger(nail).
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carry On Sergeant (1958)
Sergeant abuses his privates.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Carry On... Up The Khyber (1968)
Colonials encounter impressive Khazi.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Chicken Run (2000)
Nick's chick flick.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Clash Of The Titans (1981)
Ugly woman petrifies Kraken.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cocoon (1985)
Visitors revitalise old farts.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Courage Under Fire (1996)
Matt finish for Meg.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Demolition Man (1993)
Spartan licks Phoenix's ass.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dragonheart (1996)
'Finding De-forester'.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Empire Of The Sun (1987)
Boy ages as POW.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Vassili victorious, K�nig killed.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
Ape upstages entire cast.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Excalibur (1981)
Lancelot pops his Cherie.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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