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Adventure, Drama, War
David Lean
Michael Wilson
Carl Foreman
Pierre Boulle
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William Holden
Alec Guinness
Jack Hawkins
Sessue Hayakawa
James Donald
Geoffrey Horne
Andr� Morell
Peter Williams
John Boxer
Percy Herbert
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Essential Collection - 1957

Bridge On The River Kwai, The

(1957)
95 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.5 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.5 / 5)
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Big bridge goes P.O.W.
noncentz 
  Vote (87)   
Prisoners work for Guinness.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (30)   
Kwai me a river.
soda 
  Vote (28)   
Londoner's bridge falling down.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (24)   
Whistle, bridge building, ka-BOOM.
turrell 
  Vote (24)   
Short-life span.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (22)   
Guinness quenches Japanese thirst.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (17)   
Whistle while they work.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (15)   
Guinness blows Burmese erection.
dlanod 
  Vote (12)   
Whistling POWs Demolish Bridge.
turrell 
  Vote (10)   
Alec's bridge too far.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (10)   
Brave Alec won't Kwai.
Benager 
  Vote (10)   
Bridge becomes whistle stop.
lekolight 
  Vote (10)   
Guinness, confused, refuses fuse.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (8)   
The Holden Hate Bridge.
demonic 
  Vote (8)   
Whistling while POWs work!
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (7)   
Father Of The Bridge.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (7)   
Kwai-ing in your Guinness.
foodini 
  Vote (7)   
Pint-sized Guinness flips.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (6)   
Guinness whistling, in dark.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (6)   
POWs have Lean appearance.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (6)   
Breach over troubled water.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Sessue weak, Guinness stout.
thorsail 
  Vote (5)   
Brits build Japanese railway.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (4)   
Guinness consumed, bridge ruined.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (4)   
Nicholson resists pressing charges.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (4)   
Failure? Kwai Kwai again.
Catuli 
  Vote (4)   
Murdering an Orient Express.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (4)   
Prison labor becomes toothpicks.
clay 
  Vote (4)   
Holden Shears Guinness's bridge.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
Alec doesn't go Kwai-etly.
Batty 
  Vote (3)   
Guinness�s stout construction collapses.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (3)   
Alec suffers Helsinki syndrome.
MguyX 
  Vote (3)   
Saitopath.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (3)   
Building bridge: big mistake.
Yukon 
  Vote (3)   
Guinness engineers own downfall.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (3)   
Guinness suffers terrible 'code'.
redPen 
  Vote (3)   
Brits blow Jap's bridge.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (3)   
Guinness Holden Sessue's hand.
thorsail 
  Vote (3)   
Holden reluctant, Guinness stout.
Canklefish 
  Vote (3)   
Reigning on Alec's brigade.
redPen 
  Vote (3)   
Murderous Oriental Express.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (3)   
P(risoners) O(nly) W(histle) movie.
kolo 
  Vote (3)   
Bridge over harrowing waters.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Kwai build? Kwai not.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Sayonara Sir Alec!
Jymkata 
  Vote (2)   
Real men don't Kwai.
The General 
  Vote (2)   
Cultural opposites build bridges.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Lean's Japs vs Chaps.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Whistling POWs' useless bridge.
randall 
  Vote (2)   
Bridge: Rise and fall.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Spanner in Nicholson's works.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (2)   
Guinness blows own bridge.
Chris C 
  Vote (1)   
Colonel Bogey lifts spirits.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Hole drives Guinness crazy.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Army Alec builds bridge.
bennyr81 
  Vote (1)   
Bonkers Brit builds bridge.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Obi-Wan forces bridge builders.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
Whistling oriental civil engineers.
The Other Matt 
  Vote (1)   
Guinness breaks bridge, record.
stroll 
  Vote (1)   
Guinness's fall uncannily accurate.
Greystone 
  Vote (1)   
Guinness flops on detonator.
cormac 
  Vote (1)   
Nicholson bridges two armies.
arocketman 
  Vote (1)   
Brits nip bridge ambitions.
arocketman 
  Vote (1)   
Shears clipped at end.
arocketman 
  Vote (1)   
Hayakawa harasses Holden, Hawkins.
Larry 
  Vote (1)   
Brits win Labour dispute.
Jim 
  Vote (1)   
P.O.W bridge goes BOOM!
risingstar1919 
  Vote (1)   
Bridge undergoes Lean times.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Build bridge. Destroy bridge.
Mark8884 
  Vote (1)   
British prisoners aid enemy.
rri1 
  Vote (1)   
British build good bridge.
knoops 
  Vote    
British blow built bridge.
jd 
  Vote    
Guinness builds Burmese bridge.
AsylumAndi 
  Vote    
Guinness downs a Viaduct.
Sludge 
  Vote    
Niven's Colonel forgets priorities.
Ken 
  Vote    
Bridge built by Guinness.
Kinema 
  Vote    
Plunging train worth wait.
LimeTime 
  Vote    
Hawkins rumbled in jungle.
Dicky 
  Vote    
Guinness flips then flops.
cormac 
  Vote    
Brits build bridge. BANG!
Ncik 
  Vote    
POW's build/ destroy bridge.
palefox 
  Vote    
Brit prisoners outwit Japs.
Little Old Lady... 
  Vote    
Guinness builds, detonates bridge.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Alec, bridge, become abridged.
Brass Johnson 
  Vote    
Enforced bridge building, madness.
Joseph Jones 
  Vote    
Japanese force bridge-building.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
POW's harrowing work exploded.
Chopper 
  Vote    
Japanese jostle jungle Johnies.
bigtone 
  Vote    
Slave labourers destroy handiwork.
Yelnats 
  Vote    
Holden destroys Guinness' Bridge.
Badbart 
  Vote    
Guinness drops his spanner.
The General 
  Vote    
Brits whistling in step.
slug 
  Vote    
POWs construct enemy bridge.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
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