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Ian Boughey (245)
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Multi-faceted facetious film fan
Reviews by 'Ian Boughey'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
245
reviews published to date.
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Mulholland Drive (2001)
Mull over, drive on.
Nov 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Others, The (2001)
Mother smothers the others.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Highly strung Kung Fu!
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(7)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Diaz's second masked man.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
View From The Top (2003)
Trolley dollies serve tea-dium.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Aliens (1986)
Big ant with PMS!!
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Freeman tames shrew jew.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Face/Off (1997)
Good guy saves face.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Mask, The (1994)
Carrey masks bad acting!
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Titanic (1997)
Dion droning on!
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Swordfish (2001)
Jackman's hack, Berry's rack.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Wild Things (1998)
Lucky Dillon shags Richards.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
10 (1979)
Boobs, beaches, Dudley screeches!
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
8 Women (2002)
Femme fatale fatal film.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Alien (1979)
Hurt's dinner really hurts!
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Black Rain (1989)
Great Scott! Ridley - Japan!
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Brainstorm (2002)
Hard to de-Cypher!
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
French letters fool Pfeiffer.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
Sisterhood of whining bitches.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Full Body Massage (1995)
Brown massages Mimi's mammaries!
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Carjack, Jolie's stack.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Big Blue, The (1988)
Besson bores us underwater.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Witch way to woods?
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Bridget's blue soup disaster.
Jan 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Bridget's big bummed Brit.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Changing Lanes (2002)
Jackson's action Hurts Affleck.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
See-thru Streep shrew.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Lawyer is Devil's spawn!
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Julia's wonder-bra commercial.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Douglas thinks with dick!
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Cruise cooks Kevin's bacon!
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Unemployed Brits bum around!
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Gia (1998)
Jolie gets her jollies.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Grandview, U.S.A. (1984)
Jamie gives grand view.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Hairdresser's Husband, The (1990)
Undress-the-hairdresser fantasy!
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Hollow Man (2000)
Transparent plot disappears rapidly.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
I Am Sam (2001)
Pouting Pfeiffer punishes Penn.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Ice Age (2002)
Freeze-dried instant sentimentality.
Nov 8, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Igby Goes Down (2002)
Kieran fucks them all!
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Billy Bob balls Berry.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Mystic River (2003)
Eastwood's river runs nowhere!
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Quills (2000)
Phoenix feels Kate's tits.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
S.W.A.T. (2003)
Seriously Wimpy, Awful Terrorist.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Serious Man, A (2009)
Coens bore us seriously.
Jan 26, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Sirens (1993)
Elle fucks around!
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Spider-Man (2002)
Teenager climbing the walls.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Swimming Pool (2003)
Breasts, Ozon and on.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator, The (1984)
Arnie has Hamilton's number.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
The Ugly Truth (2009)
Beautiful Heigl, ugly script!
Jan 31, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Brosnan bangs Russo repeatedly.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Watchmen (2009)
Yellow smiley, blue willy.
Jan 26, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Depp defends delinquent DiCaprio.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Alex And Emma (2003)
Hudson types crap story!
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Alien (1979)
Dinner disagrees with astronaut!
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
American Psycho (2000)
Bale butchers barbie girls.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Depp acting alien!
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Babel (2006)
Babble, babble, babble, Babel.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Tripplehorny picks, Stone licks!
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Fun feminine football film.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Robin actin' tin.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Ridley's Runners run riot.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bounty, The (1984)
Mel molifies mutiny.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Brainstorm (1983)
Walken stalkin' your thoughts.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Brassed Off (1996)
Classy lass blows brass.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Buffalo Soldiers (2001)
Phoenix rises from fire.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond stung by Vesper.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chocolat (2000)
Binoche licks chocolate Depp.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Awesome Orson's legendary film.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Cool Runnings (1993)
Candy's carribean ice warriors.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Crow, The (1994)
Lee dies, becomes legend.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
Malkovich teaches Uma latin!
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Deadly Friend (1986)
Transistor-brained blond, kills.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Charlize is Devilishly shaggable!
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Pacino buys Keanu's soul!
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Lana thrown from window!
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dick Tracy (1990)
Madonna meets macked man!
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Draughtsman's Contract, The (1982)
Hugh humps hauty highborns!
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Carrey/Winslet eternally returning.
Jan 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Fair Game (2010)
Penn pens Plame's blame.
Aug 4, 2011
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Close redecorates Douglas's bathroom.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Fighter, The (2010)
Bale tripped Sugar Ray.
Aug 4, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Final Analysis (1992)
Hitchcock with sex scenes.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
Tandy tells tomato tale.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)
Sienna's space-age skintight suit.
Jan 4, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Game, The (1997)
Douglas wins, Penn loses!
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Hannibal (2001)
Harris's brainstormed failure.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Sandler's got some balls.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Hereafter (2010)
Slow, medium Damon bores.
Aug 6, 2011
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Hollow Man (2000)
Shue shagged by silhouette.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Hours, The (2002)
Streep keeps Ed fed.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Gray's Italian hand-job.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
League is historically innacurate.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Love Actually (2003)
Curtis's multiple love stories.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Hopkins is dead good!
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Brad? To die for!
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Memento (2000)
Human post-it is backward.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
My House In Umbria (2003)
Maggie meets Milanese militants!
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
My Life In Ruins (2009)
Greece, tourists ruin film.
Feb 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Notting Hill (1999)
Grant Robs Julia's heart.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Octopussy (1983)
Old Moore pussy-wipped!
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
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