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Ian Boughey (245)
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Multi-faceted facetious film fan
Reviews by 'Ian Boughey'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
245
reviews published to date.
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Zoolander (2001)
Stylish Stiller steps forward!
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
X2 (2003)
Xaviour of the world.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Saucy sorceresses shag shamelessly!
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wild Things 2 (2004)
Wild without Richards; dull!
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Wild Things (1998)
Lucky Dillon shags Richards.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
White Chicks (2004)
Wayans way off women!
Oct 31, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Depp defends delinquent DiCaprio.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
What A Girl Wants (2003)
Yank brat, Brit twat!
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Watchmen (2009)
Yellow smiley, blue willy.
Jan 26, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Doing divorce Devito style.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
View From The Top (2003)
Trolley dollies serve tea-dium.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Vertigo (1958)
Novac's dizzying acting confuses.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Diaz's second masked man.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Spacey limps to anonymity!
Dec 14, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Unsaid, The (2001)
Shags mother, kills others!
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Unbreakable (2000)
Jackson breaks, Willis doesn't.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Turner & Hooch (1989)
Hanks hounded by hound.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
True Lies (1994)
Arnie lies, Jamie grinds!
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Tomb Raider (2001)
Lara's wonder bra commercial.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Titanic (1997)
Dion droning on!
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Titanic (1997)
Money spinner Cameron winner.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Timecop (1994)
Damme wastes our Time.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Brosnan bangs Russo repeatedly.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Third Wheel, The (2002)
Denise's sexless threesome.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
The Ugly Truth (2009)
Beautiful Heigl, ugly script!
Jan 31, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
The Man With One Red Shoe (1985)
Dabney deceives Durning.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
The Girl Next Door (2004)
Elisha unleashes sexy role.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Robot runs down Hamilton.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Arnie has Hamilton's number.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Moon's instant mammary augmentation.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Tempo (2003)
Griffith shags young thief!
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Taxi Driver (1976)
Jodie fosters De Niro's feelings.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3, The (2009)
Travolta's terrorizing train taking.
Jan 31, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Tailor Of Panama, The (2001)
Panamanian pan-european political intrigue.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Tailor Of Panama, The (2001)
Brosnan's South American Bond.
Mar 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Swordfish (2001)
Jackman's hack, Berry's rack.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Swimming Pool (2003)
Breasts, Ozon and on.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Swimming Pool (2003)
Luscious Ludivine, rampant Rampling.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Surrogates (2009)
Bald Bruce beats bots.
Jan 29, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Kirk, Khan can-can.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Montalban's heaving chest impresses!
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Montalban's been working out!
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek (2009)
Uhura hurrah! Spock blocked!
Dec 13, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Spy Who Loved Me, The (1977)
Bond beds Bach.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Spy Game (2001)
Brad's rooftop Russian roulette.
Dec 13, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Splash (1984)
Hanks, Hannah, sexy sushi.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Teenager climbing the walls.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Speaking Of Sex (2001)
Spada rotates Lara's nipples!
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Soylent Green (1973)
Heston's homemade hunger solution.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Soylent Green (1973)
Heston solves world hunger!
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Something Borrowed (2011)
Good win by Ginnifer.
Aug 4, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Someone To Watch Over Me (1987)
Berenger rodgers Rogers!
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Someone Like You... (2001)
Jilted Judd's journalistic jibes.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Sleepless In Seattle (1993)
Hanks sleepless, Meg somniferous.
Dec 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Sleeping With The Enemy (1991)
Julia swims into trouble.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Wispering Willis won't die!
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Sirens (1993)
Elle fucks around!
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Sirens (1993)
Models modelling modulely!
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Signs (2002)
Mel's corny drama.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Serious Man, A (2009)
Coens bore us seriously.
Jan 26, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Serendipity (2001)
Hapless acidentees end happily.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Seabiscuit (2003)
Maguire wins by nose!
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Scarface (1983)
Pfeiffer's Cuban sex-capade.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Scar City (1999)
Palminteri's special police squad.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
S1m0ne (2002)
Robot Rebecca palpitates Pacino.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
S.W.A.T. (2003)
Seriously Wimpy, Awful Terrorist.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Tim's monster currys favour.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ring, The (2002)
Cyclical Japanese horror story.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Raise The Red Lantern (1991)
Classic chinese Gong bashing!
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Quills (2000)
Phoenix feels Kate's tits.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Purple Rain (1984)
'Time' waits for showman.
Jan 8, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Pretty Woman (1990)
Richard, Roberts, romantic romp.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
McDowall monkeys around man.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Dashing Depp dips deep.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pillow Book, The (1996)
Ewan painted naked.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Picture Perfect (1997)
Aniston's strip of Bacon.
Jan 8, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Piano, The (1993)
Hauty Hunt humps Harvey.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Pianist, The (2002)
Polanski's pianist envy.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Perfect Murder, A (1998)
Paltrow gets Viggo-rously shagged.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Patriot Games (1992)
Ford pisses off Irish.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Outbreak (1995)
Dustin bustin' thug bug!
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Outbreak (1995)
Virile virus vilifies us!
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Others, The (2001)
Mother smothers the others.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Photogenic Nielsen gets developed.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Octopussy (1983)
Old Moore pussy-wipped!
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Notting Hill (1999)
Grant Robs Julia's heart.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Norma Jean & Marilyn (1996)
Judd's breasty Marilyn portayal.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Nightwatch (1997)
Nightwatch-man watches nothing!
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Mystic River (2003)
Eastwood's river runs nowhere!
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Mysteries Of Pittsburgh, The (2008)
Mena shags Pittsburgh.
Jan 27, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
My Life In Ruins (2009)
Greece, tourists ruin film.
Feb 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
My House In Umbria (2003)
Maggie meets Milanese militants!
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Murder By Numbers (2002)
Teens 'how to' murder.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Mull over, drive on.
Nov 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Moon (2009)
Lackluster lunar clone story.
Feb 16, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Monster's Ball (2001)
Billy Bob balls Berry.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Miss Congeniality (2000)
Ballsy Bullock's beauty pageant.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Memento (2000)
Human post-it is backward.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Hopkins is dead good!
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Brad? To die for!
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
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