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Reviews by 'Evil Giraffe'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
361
reviews published to date.
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Super Size Me (2004)
Girth Of A Nation.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(44)
Finding Nemo (2003)
A Fish Called Wander.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(42)
Identity (2003)
Imagined all the people.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Mulholland Drivel.
May 19, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(31)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Baa none.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Closet Encounters.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Shark Tale (2004)
The Codfather.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Noah's Ark (1929)
Holy ship!
Mar 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Romeo... Where you at?
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Alive (1993)
The Cannibal run.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Batman (1966)
West, Ward bound.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
From Hell (2001)
A Murder Of Ho's.
May 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Kids (1995)
Itty bitty gang bang.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Ho tell California.
Aug 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Under Siege (1992)
The cook, he rumbles!
May 25, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
'A' (1965)
Irritable vowel syndrome.
May 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(20)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Columbine harvester.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Independence Day (1996)
Capitol punishment.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Periwig-maker, The (2000)
Hell toupee.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Based on Shrew story.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Gremlins (1984)
'I did it,' Mogwai!
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Mummy, The (1999)
Indiana Dunes.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(18)
George And Mildred (1980)
Yootha today won't understand.
May 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
When Space franchises collide!
May 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Office Space (1999)
Post-it apocalypse.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Dozen't disagree.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Arnold, Cimmerian with rage!
May 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1939)
Face rings a bell.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Judge Dredd (1995)
He is the fLAW!
May 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Junior (1994)
Buff Daddy.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Wimbledon (2004)
Love- all.
Aug 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Prefect adaption?
Jul 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Life And Death Of Peter Sellers, The (2004)
Death Of A Sellers-man.
Jun 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Folking around.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
XXx (2002)
XXX marks the dross!
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(14)
Revenge Of The Nerds III: The Next Generation (1992)
Geeks inherit the mirth.
May 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
8 Mile (2002)
Bo! Eminem rap city!
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Mutiny On The Buses (1972)
Bus drivers are revolting.
Jun 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Quills (2000)
Mount Rush more.
Aug 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Teen Wolf (1985)
Wolf in geek's clothing.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Underworld (2003)
Underworld... underwhelmed.
Sep 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Hamlet (1990)
Mel's no great Shakes.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1939)
Hump-back wails.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Maniac Cop (1988)
Corpse & robbers.
Jun 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(11)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
A Murder Of Cows.
May 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Duel. Obie won? No.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Myers goes dental!
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Breaker Morant (1980)
The Boer, the burier.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Last Boy Scout, The (1991)
Dyb dyb dyb-ee-ki-ay, motherf***er.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Life And Death Of Peter Sellers, The (2004)
Over the Goon.
Jun 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Where's Willy?
Aug 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Mystery Men (1999)
Fork, fart and fury!
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Film with hidden Depp.
Jun 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Opposite Of Sex, The (1998)
Tale of Ricci bitch.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Addams Family Values (1993)
Lurch back into view.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Batman Returns (1992)
P-P-Pilfering Penguin.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
The Insect-nificant seven.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Gremlins (1984)
Get wet and multiply.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
From Beer To Eternity.
May 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Superheroes get Pixar-lated.
Aug 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Look Who's Talking Now (1993)
Travoltingly dogged 'ruff' sequel.
May 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)
Colour-coded kiddie karate.
May 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
O (2001)
'O' dear.
May 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Salute Of The Jugger (1990)
Jugger naughty.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
'E' (1981)
E be B, see?
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Dogma (1999)
Angels with Jersey faces.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Daniels suffers dire rear.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Eurotrip (2004)
The crack of Dawn.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Clowning around the ocean.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
Wallace: out to launch.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Life And Death Of Peter Sellers, The (2004)
Rush job for Sellers.
Jun 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Yew talking to Me(rry)?
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Mercury Rising (1998)
Bruce has autistic licence.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Police Academy (1984)
Police chief enjoys horlicks.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Scooby-Doo (2002)
Scooby Dooby Noooooooooooo!
May 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Stuart Little (1999)
Laurie Little? Small Fry?
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Diaz: all that jizz.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Upworld (1990)
Gnome away from home.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Youths embarrassed by stiffy.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Abracagrampa.
Mar 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Around The World In 80 Days (2004)
Passepartout stamps... and kicks.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Man In The Iron Mask, The (1998)
Heir transplant.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster (2004)
Metallica go Docu-mental!
May 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Port Of New York (1949)
Yul- tide.
Jun 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (2004)
Jolie nice eyepatch.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
'R Xmas (2001)
A Christmas High.
May 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Alive (1993)
Yum yum scrum.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Antz (1998)
Allen and the Antz.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Fawn in Godzilla's foot.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Creature Comforts (1990)
Captivatingly candid clay creatures.
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Sparks elephant's memory.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Freaked (1993)
Keanu is dog star.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
Starr bores.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Lost In Space (1998)
LeBlanc's dross in space.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Nain Rouge, Le (1998)
Red and Stumpy show.
May 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Signs (2002)
Alien invasion watered down.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
Obi Wan Constantinobe.
Apr 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
*batteries not included (1987)
Teeny-tiny, tinny aliens.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
The magnificent... three?
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Alien (1979)
Chestbursts onto the scene.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
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