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Reviews by 'Evil Giraffe'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
361
reviews published to date.
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Dozen't disagree.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Big Man On Campus (1989)
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga's college caper!
May 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Big Man On Campus (1989)
A hunch for education.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Dudes in time! Excellent!
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Elvis shuns Mummy�s kiss.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dish, The (2000)
Oz satellite delay.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Clowning around the ocean.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Finding Nemo (2003)
A Fish Called Wander.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(42)
Gremlins (1984)
Get wet and multiply.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Gremlins (1984)
'I did it,' Mogwai!
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Superheroes get Pixar-lated.
Aug 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Mr. Vampire (1985)
Hopping Chinese vampire attacks!
May 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
A Murder Of Cows.
May 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Serenity (2005)
Smuggling, space western style.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Seven Samurai (1954)
'Magnificent Seven's eastern forebear.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Dead gut-wrenchingly funny.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Zombies are Dead funny.
Jul 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Shaun off shotgun.
May 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Brucie in high spirit!
May 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Sleuth (1972)
Heartache, housebreak, murder fake.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Spider-Man (2002)
King of web swingers.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Duel. Obie won? No.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Frozen Han.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Boba fetches Han.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Wampa. Swampa. Rompa stompa!
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Superman (1978)
Iconic cape-r.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Diaz: all that jizz.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Spandex and mullets.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Unbreakable (2000)
Not a shatterproof ruler.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Bunny Moon.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
'Night, Mother (1986)
Sissy can't Carrie on.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Acci�n Mutante (1993)
When invalids attack.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Addams Family Values (1993)
Lurch back into view.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Alien (1979)
Chestbursts onto the scene.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
American Pie (1999)
Dirty Hannigan's flute solo.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Batman (1989)
Joker steals the limelight.
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Best In Show (2000)
Guest gets Cruft-y.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Columbine harvester.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
The Insect-nificant seven.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Casper (1995)
Mel and Clint cameo.
May 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Rooster booster coop scoop.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Chicken Run (2000)
Mel's cock, Sawalha.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Dante's level of hell.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Creature Comforts (1990)
Captivatingly candid clay creatures.
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Day Of The Beast, The (1995)
Lunatic Spanish 'Omen'.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Devil's Backbone, The (2001)
Child ghost scares most.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Drive (2002)
Four wheel kung foolery.
May 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Daniels suffers dire rear.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Closet Encounters.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Freaky Friday (2003)
Loony fortune cookie switcharoonie!
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
From Hell (2001)
A Murder Of Ho's.
May 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Identity (2003)
Imagined all the people.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Intelligence Men, The (1965)
Wise is intelligent man.
May 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
January Man (1989)
Monthly murder mystery.
May 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Kingpin (1996)
Murray toupee for bowling.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Ho tell California.
Aug 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Last Boy Scout, The (1991)
Dyb dyb dyb-ee-ki-ay, motherf***er.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Yew talking to Me(rry)?
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Lost In Space (1998)
LeBlanc's dross in space.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Man About The House (1974)
Robin Tripps on chicks.
May 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Mediterraneo (1991)
The island war forgot.
May 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster (2004)
Metallica go Docu-mental!
May 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster (2004)
'Spinal Tap' on steroids.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Folking around.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Mystery Men (1999)
Fork, fart and fury!
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Film with hidden Depp.
Jun 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Porky's (1982)
Meat and two pledge.
Jun 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Psycho (1960)
Norman is own mom!
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Rain Man (1988)
Autistic licence. Driving licence.
May 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Scream (1996)
Schlock pop culture vulture.
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Roly poly rumpy pumpy.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Shark Tale (2004)
The Codfather.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Signs (2002)
Alien invasion watered down.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Baa none.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Stand By Me (1986)
Kids stray off tracks.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Star Wagon, The (1967)
Dustin's post-Graduate role.
May 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
70s Stiller funny.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Stuart Little (1999)
Laurie Little? Small Fry?
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Stuck On You (2003)
Joined at hip comedy.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
That Riviera Touch (1966)
Eric's jewel heist hi-jinx
May 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
They Live (1988)
Alien invaders control media.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Three To Tango (1999)
Neve's two dance partners.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Three To Tango (1999)
Perry mason.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004)
Wild west worms!
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Volere Volare (1991)
Cartoon lover turns cartoon.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wilde (1997)
Wilde and Fry!
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Tom stalks neighbour hood.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
'E' (1981)
E be B, see?
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
'Round Midnight (1986)
Sax, drunk, n' consolidez.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
*batteries not included (1987)
Teeny-tiny, tinny aliens.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Alive (1993)
The Cannibal run.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Alive (1993)
Yum yum scrum.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
When Space franchises collide!
May 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Batman (1966)
West, Ward bound.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Schumacher's C-looney franchise finisher.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Batman Returns (1992)
P-P-Pilfering Penguin.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Betty Blue (1986)
Dalle bonker goes bonkers.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Billy Liar (1963)
Billy's a daydream believer.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Blackball (2003)
Won't bowl you over.
May 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Breaker Morant (1980)
The Boer, the burier.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
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