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Reviews by 'Evil Giraffe'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
361
reviews published to date.
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XXx (2002)
XXX marks the dross!
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(14)
Wrong Turn (2003)
Lacks Faith in direction.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown (1988)
Banderas' love stutters.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wimbledon (2004)
Love- all.
Aug 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Romeo... Where you at?
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Wilde (1997)
Wilde and Fry!
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
White Noise 2: The Light (2007)
More static, no Keaton.
Feb 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
White Lightning (1973)
Gator breaks moonshine ring.
Sep 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Werewolf Of Washington, The (1973)
Stockwell stars in howler.
May 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Welcome To Collinwood (2002)
Clooney is wheelie dealer.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Youths embarrassed by stiffy.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Sequel not worthy!
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Cheesy tale of love.
May 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Wallace is a pant-a-loon!
May 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Bunny Moon.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Am-dram flim-flam sham.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Wagons East (1994)
The mild filed East.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Volere Volare (1991)
Cartoon lover turns cartoon.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
View From The Top (2003)
Stewardesses assess asses.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Velocity Of Gary, The (1998)
Salma loves HIV pornstar!
Oct 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Moore Dystopia. Portman too.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Upworld (1990)
Gnome away from home.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Underworld (2003)
Underworld... underwhelmed.
Sep 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Under Siege (1992)
The cook, he rumbles!
May 25, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Unbreakable (2000)
Not a shatterproof ruler.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Two If By Sea (1996)
Bullock gets Leary.
Jun 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
Obi Wan Constantinobe.
Apr 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004)
Wild west worms!
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Titanic (1997)
Spoiler!! Leo sinks.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Three To Tango (1999)
Neve's two dance partners.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Three To Tango (1999)
Perry mason.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Spandex and mullets.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
They Live (1988)
Alien invaders control media.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Diaz: all that jizz.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
There's A Pervert In Our Pool (1998)
Giraffes in bondage.
Jun 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
There's A Pervert In Our Pool (1998)
DIldo fetching dogs.
Jun 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
There's A Pervert In Our Pool (1998)
Historic pervs get wet.
Jun 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
The Medallion (2003)
Chan, Chan, medallion man!
May 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
The Good Girl (2002)
Aniston on the job.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
That Riviera Touch (1966)
Eric's jewel heist hi-jinx
May 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Teen Wolf (1985)
Wolf in geek's clothing.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Tarzan, The Ape Man (1981)
Fumble in the Jungle.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Swamp Thing (1982)
Barbeau goes Vegetarian!
May 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Superstar (1999)
Catholic schoolgirl superstar.
Jun 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Superstar (1999)
Ride the Make-out tree!
Jun 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Superman (1978)
Iconic cape-r.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Supergrass, The (1985)
Police target innocent liar.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Supergirl (1984)
Supergirl skirts with disaster.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Super Troopers (2001)
Farva: highway pratt troll.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Super Size Me (2004)
Girth Of A Nation.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(44)
Stuck On You (2003)
Joined at hip comedy.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Stuart Little (1999)
Laurie Little? Small Fry?
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Aussie hot to trot.
Aug 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Steptoe And Son (1972)
Dirty old man bathes.
Jun 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Steptoe And Son (1972)
Harold stripped of bride.
Jun 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Stella Street (2004)
Caine & Jagger: Neighbours.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
70s Stiller funny.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Starship Troopers 2: Hero Of The Federation (2004)
Trooper's sequel goes alien.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Ewok Wookie worship.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Frozen Han.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Boba fetches Han.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Wampa. Swampa. Rompa stompa!
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Duel. Obie won? No.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Padded Padme.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Binks- and miss him.
Sep 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Daft, mauled episode.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Star Wagon, The (1967)
Dustin's post-Graduate role.
May 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Stanno Tutti Bene (1990)
Widower finds his children.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Stand By Me (1986)
Kids stray off tracks.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Spider-Man (2002)
King of web swingers.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Sorority Boys (2002)
Lex Luthor's a drag!
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
The winged serpents.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Slither (2006)
Alien plague infests town.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sleuth (1972)
Heartache, housebreak, murder fake.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (2004)
Jolie nice eyepatch.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Brucie in high spirit!
May 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Sistole Diastole (1997)
Heartbeats of family lives.
Oct 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit (1993)
Nun more, back.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Sin City (2005)
Rodriguez directs graphic violence.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Baa none.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Signs (2002)
Alien invasion watered down.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Dead gut-wrenchingly funny.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Zombies are Dead funny.
Jul 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Shaun off shotgun.
May 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Shark Tale (2004)
The Codfather.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Roly poly rumpy pumpy.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Shackles (2005)
Poetry behind bars.
Feb 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Seven Samurai (1954)
'Magnificent Seven's eastern forebear.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Serenity (2005)
Smuggling, space western style.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Scream (1996)
Schlock pop culture vulture.
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Scooby-Doo (2002)
Scooby Dooby Noooooooooooo!
May 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Save The Last Dance (2001)
Tippy Ghet-toes.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Disco Fever-ish.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Salute Of The Jugger (1990)
Jugger naughty.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Rising Damp (1980)
Movie update Rigsby gambit.
Jun 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Ringer, The (2005)
Johnny has mental plan.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Revenge Of The Nerds IV: Nerds In Love (1994)
Nerd-eo and Juliette.
Dec 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Revenge Of The Nerds III: The Next Generation (1992)
Geeks inherit the mirth.
May 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise (1987)
Beach geeks.
Sep 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Original good time geeks.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
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