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Reviews by 'Evil Giraffe'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
361
reviews published to date.
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'Gator Bait (1976)
Desiree for revenge.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
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'Round Midnight (1986)
Sax, drunk, n' consolidez.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
1941 (1979)
Spielberg's comedy war turkey.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Hal and Poole, yeah!
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Acci�n Mutante (1993)
When invalids attack.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Pie 2 (2001)
Idiocy at band camp.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Jim ties the knot.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Armored Command (1961)
Trapped unit uncover spy.
Sep 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Asterix And Obelix Take On Caesar (1999)
From animation to realistix.
May 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Belle �poque (1992)
Four daughters, one soldier.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Belle �poque (1992)
Soldier in family way.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Best Of The Best (1989)
Katas for Roberts.
Jul 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Big Blue, The (1988)
Besson's deepest movie.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Breaking Up (1997)
Russell, Salma, shower scene.
May 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Breasts (1996)
Documentary more than handful.
Mar 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Callej�n De Los Milagros, El (1995)
Many Mexican lives intersect.
Oct 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Castaway (1987)
Beach homer.
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Clown (1999)
Clown weeps in wood.
May 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Clown At Midnight, The (1998)
Killer clown stalks teens.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Elizabethtown (2005)
Orlando doesn�t need trainer.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Evil Eyes (2004)
Baldwin has murderous vision.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Fantastic Four (2005)
Heroes cover all elements.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
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Fantastic Four (2005)
Stretched, Forced, Rocky, Burned.
Feb 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
4 brides, 1 burial.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Fuzz (1972)
Burt's wacky bomber chase.
Sep 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Gallipoli (1981)
See Mel run.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Gator (1976)
Gator baits corrupt politician.
Sep 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Girafot (2001)
Tel-Aviv chick flick.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Hail Mary (1985)
The modern Virgin Birth.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Snakes and muggles.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Pegg cops it.
Mar 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1996)
Hunchback's animated caper.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Infested (1993)
Cross ticks.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
King Kong (2005)
Gorilla is WETA dream.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
King Ralph (1991)
'King American!
May 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Downey narrates noir buddys.
Mar 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Lassie (2005)
Lassie meets Nessie - Kinda.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Laugh, Clown, Laugh (1928)
Clown- count's romantic rival!
Jun 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Lengua Asesina, La (1996)
Killer tongue blows raspberry.
May 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Lengua Asesina, La (1996)
Poodle permed drag queens.
May 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Lengua Asesina, La (1996)
Death by french kissing.
May 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Lengua Asesina, La (1996)
Nuns on the drums.
May 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Off to shire start.
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring in many endings.
Mar 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Metropolis (2001)
Maria's animated response.
Jul 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Mindhunters (2004)
Slater literally cracks up!
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Mindhunters (2004)
Kilmer just hanging around.
Apr 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Mr. Destiny (1990)
Belushi's swinging do over.
Jul 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Mr. Vampire (1985)
Hopping Chinese vampire attacks!
May 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Nain Rouge, Le (1998)
Tiny legal clown murderer.
May 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Navajo Joe (1966)
Reynolds' Navajo revenge.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
On The Buses (1971)
Jack sabotages bust drivers.
Jun 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Original good time geeks.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Serenity (2005)
Smuggling, space western style.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Shackles (2005)
Poetry behind bars.
Feb 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Sistole Diastole (1997)
Heartbeats of family lives.
Oct 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Stanno Tutti Bene (1990)
Widower finds his children.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Padded Padme.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Starship Troopers 2: Hero Of The Federation (2004)
Trooper's sequel goes alien.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Stella Street (2004)
Caine & Jagger: Neighbours.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Steptoe And Son (1972)
Dirty old man bathes.
Jun 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Supergrass, The (1985)
Police target innocent liar.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Superstar (1999)
Catholic schoolgirl superstar.
Jun 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Superstar (1999)
Ride the Make-out tree!
Jun 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Swamp Thing (1982)
Barbeau goes Vegetarian!
May 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
That Riviera Touch (1966)
Eric's jewel heist hi-jinx
May 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
There's A Pervert In Our Pool (1998)
Giraffes in bondage.
Jun 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
There's A Pervert In Our Pool (1998)
DIldo fetching dogs.
Jun 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Three To Tango (1999)
Neve's two dance partners.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
V For Vendetta (2006)
Moore Dystopia. Portman too.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Volere Volare (1991)
Cartoon lover turns cartoon.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
White Lightning (1973)
Gator breaks moonshine ring.
Sep 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
White Noise 2: The Light (2007)
More static, no Keaton.
Feb 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
...All The Marbles (1981)
Falk wrestles with romance.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
...And Justice For All (1979)
Unjust judge just judged.
Mar 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
06 (1994)
Longing distance call.
Mar 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
10 (1979)
Dud springs to Bo.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Airborne (1993)
Tubes: water or concrete?
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Angel Baby (1961)
Healer heals heel's soul.
Sep 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Austin's new platform.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Myers shagged out.
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
American pyscho is batty!
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Belle �poque (1992)
Sisters share soldier.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Circles Maximus.
Feb 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Boy Eats Girl (2005)
Irish zom rom com.
Feb 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Elvis shuns Mummy�s kiss.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Busty Cops (2003)
Cops with big bazookas?
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Calcium Kid, The (2004)
Pasturise without blooming.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Casper (1995)
Mel and Clint cameo.
May 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Mel's cock, Sawalha.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Cliffhanger (1993)
Sly gets a crampon.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Day Of The Beast, The (1995)
Lunatic Spanish 'Omen'.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Devil's Backbone, The (2001)
Child ghost scares most.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Drive (1997)
Brittany plays Deliverance.
Jun 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Follow Me Home (1996)
Multi-cultural grafitti-ist road trip.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Four Rooms (1995)
Empty four rooms.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Frank's Book (2001)
Office worker's 'magic' notebook.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Clamp down on Gremlins.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Gun Shy (2000)
Agent attends group therapy.
Jun 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Holiday On The Buses (1973)
Blakey goes camp.
Jun 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
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