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Five(ish?) years as a fwiffer
Reviews by 'shoon'
Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1746 reviews published to date.
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Sliding Doors (1998)
Gwyneth has split ends.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (46)   
I, Robot (2004)
I, Bored.
Jun 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (40)   
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Watch gets bum deal.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (39)   
Addams Family, The (1991)
Freaky Wednesday.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (38)   
Finding Forrester (2000)
Prose and Conns.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
S'not scary.
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (35)   
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Jack & spill.
Feb 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003)
Dead? Are you Shore?
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (34)   
SpaceCamp (1986)
Apollo (aged) 13.
Feb 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Black Beauty (1994)
Ebpony.
Nov 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Bride & Prejudice (2004)
Jane Eastern.
Oct 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Please Say Never Again.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Striptease (1996)
Demi shows us Moore.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (31)   
From Hell (2001)
Ho-micide.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Monster (2003)
Ho-micidal.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (29)   
3000 Miles To Graceland (2001)
Theiva Las Vegas.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Kidman dying TB Ewan's.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Women are re-bootyed.
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Troy (2004)
ATroycious.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (27)   
Best In Show (2000)
Winner is SOB.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Super Size Me (2004)
Big Macumentary.
Sep 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Yor, The Hunter From The Future (1983)
Yor: wasting my time.
Mar 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (25)   
Captain Nemo And The Underwater City (1969)
Fighting Nemo.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Full Monty, The (1997)
Chippendoles.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)
Deer, God.
Jan 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Amadala gets Leiad.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (24)   
Bambi (1942)
Goodbye, Deer mother.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Battle Of The Somme, The (1916)
Somme Like It Not.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Crowe cracks codes, up.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Bewitched (2005)
Hex in the city.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Evita (1996)
Madonna, Argentina, audience weep.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Vertigo (1958)
Jimmy dislikes getting high.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Daddy Day Care (2003)
Beverly Hills Cot.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (22)   
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
FBI catch serial dress-maker.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (22)   
Soylent Green (1973)
Heston's Green day.
Oct 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (22)   
Superman III (1983)
Reeves overcomes Pryor difficulties.
Oct 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (22)   
Timecop (1994)
Wasting my Damme Time.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (22)   
Uncle Buck (1989)
Candy's bad for kids.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (22)   
Volcano (1997)
L.A. becomes Lava-tory.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (22)   
Blow (2001)
Depp refreshed by Coke.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (21)   
Date With A Vampire (2001)
Court Dracula.
Jul 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (21)   
Eurotrip (2004)
European 'Pie.'
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (21)   
Exorcist, The (1973)
360 degrees of Satanism.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (21)   
Sling Blade (1996)
'Forrest Gump' with knives.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (21)   
Undercover With The KKK (1979)
Underkkkover.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (21)   
GoldenEye (1995)
Famke has killer thighs.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (20)   
Roof Sex (2003)
Squealing on the ceiling.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (20)   
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Morgan eventually becomes Freeman.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (20)   
The Electric Grandmother (1982)
TeleGrams.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (20)   
You Got Served (2004)
Served?? I got scammed!!
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Chicken Run (2000)
Chicks love Mel's cock.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Educating Rita (1983)
Teacher Caine used sparingly.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Hookers In A Haunted House (1999)
G-ho-sts!
Jul 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (19)   
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Lights, camera, CUT!
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Save The Last Dance (2001)
Ghetto Stile.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Shark Tale (2004)
DeNiro is loan shark.
Oct 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Sleepless In Seattle (1993)
Boy unites stalker, victim.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (19)   
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Banned of Lovers.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (18)   
Calendar Girls (2003)
WI, WI, WI?
Aug 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (18)   
Ring, The (2002)
Girl's alive and Well.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (18)   
The Incredibles (2004)
Superman! No, it's Bird!!
Nov 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (18)   
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Tonne of cum.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (17)   
13 Going On 30 (2004)
Jennifer Garners 17 years.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Batman (1966)
POW! WHACK! KABLAMMO! CAMP!
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Braveheart (1995)
FREEDOM! Or not. Whatever.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Shitty Shitty Sing Song.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Chocolat (2000)
Depp + chocolate = woman heaven.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Christ! Relatives!
May 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Lost In Translation (2003)
Couple have blief fring.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Milla is Dunaway with.
Jan 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (17)   
One, The (2001)
Jets collide.
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Pretty Woman (1990)
Ho' gets mo' Gere.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Roll (2004)
AC D(o)C(kers).
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (17)   
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Substitute teacher: Tenacious D-ception.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Scooby doo doo-doo two.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
Reeves achieves Peace, finally.
Oct 12, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Thunderball (1965)
Not affiliated with Lotto.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
A-Llama-ing change for Emperor.
Nov 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (16)   
House Of Flying Daggers (2004)
Dark side of Moon.
Oct 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Jurassic Park (1993)
Moneysaurus.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Story of the Reserection.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
Official: Caine's a muppet.
Aug 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Nutty Professor, The (1996)
Fat Klumps together.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Wahlberg feels Tim's Roth.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
God doesn't like Nazis.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Dogg plays Bear.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Supergirl (1984)
Bird has red breast.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Remake ain't Good, man.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Dude, Where's The Laughs?
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Kurt swallows pride, bullet.
Jul 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Ladder 49 (2004)
Flaming Phoenix.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Ladder 49 (2004)
Guinee's Extra Warm.
Oct 30, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (15)   
O (2001)
NBArd.
Jul 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Secretary (2002)
Dominant Darko.
Oct 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Shall We Dance? (2004)
American Jiggler.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Top Gun (1986)
Mashed Goose.
Oct 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Amadeus (1984)
Film about decomposing composer.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (14)   
Couch In New York, A (1996)
N.Y.Seat.
Aug 29, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Escape From New York (1981)
N.Y.Flee.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (14)   
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