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Five(ish?) years as a fwiffer
Reviews by 'shoon'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1746
reviews published to date.
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5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)
Sound catcher turns....atomic??!!
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)
Screws, string make bomb?
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Actors, The (2003)
Scotsman has Aral journey.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Murphy pulls a moony.
Nov 15, 2004
Unscored
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After The Fall Of New York (1983)
Fertile woman! Eurak-a!
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)
McGregor's spy career: short-lived.
Aug 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
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All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Old dog Reynolds dies.
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Animal House (1978)
Belushi repulses students.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Armageddon (1998)
Willis prevents meteor disaster.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Battle Royale II (2003)
Kids must survive again.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Battle Royale II (2003)
Stranded schoolkids' murderous sequel.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat fears Jew roaches.
Sep 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Bull Durham (1988)
Sarandon sleeps with Nuke.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Chopper (2000)
Bana batters, pre-Banner.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen (2004)
Lindsay's Lola: loner.
Mar 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Crash (2004)
Dillon sets prejudices aside.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Day The Earth Caught Fire, The (1961)
Fire causes record temperatures.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Day The Earth Caught Fire, The (1961)
Nukes alter Earth's orbit.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (1996)
Collegiate gangsta gets shot.
Feb 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Carrey hides in childhood.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Hand confronts stoner Spicoli.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Final Cut, The (2004)
Rememory missing red book.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Final Destination 3 (2006)
Picture perfect destinations.
Mar 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Friday (1995)
Cube considers dealer dilemma.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)
Joes foil reptilian plot.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Ghost World (2001)
Scarlett Birch romances Buscemi.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett braves War difficulties.
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Gothika (2003)
Dutton, pal lynch girls.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Gremlins (1984)
Gremlins hate cute Gizmo.
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Gridiron Gang (2006)
Rocky Miavia plays gridiron.
Sep 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Grindhouse (2007)
Tarantino, Rodriguez, trailers, horrors.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers (1988)
Michael returns after break.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Halloween II (1981)
Myers hospitlisd, still murderous.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers (1995)
Michael Myers cursed, returns.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 0/5
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Hamlet (1990)
Gibson plays tragic prince.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Radcliffe's too crap, Oldman.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Haunting, The (1999)
Insomniacs haunted by Crain.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Hero (2002)
Sky only surviving assassin.
Sep 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Hero (2002)
Jet remains, Nameless.
Sep 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Hero (2002)
Moon takes Snow's mantle.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 6/5
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High Anxiety (1977)
Anxiety aids name clearing.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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High Strung (1994)
Oedekerk h-8-s everything.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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House Of Flying Daggers (2004)
Jin: My Mei.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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House Of Flying Daggers (2004)
Leo: No, my Mei!
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Human Traffic (1999)
Kerrigan's enthralling Traffic jam.
Aug 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Coens reduced to 'screwball'.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Jaws 2 (1978)
Killer shark hunted. Again.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Palmy kung fu action.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Landlords stop mad musicians.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Masters foil Axe gang.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Axe gang dances dangerously.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Dragon gang slain.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Sing receives golden shower.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Ladykillers, The (2004)
Robbery, hippedy-hop language, IBS.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Last Samurai, The (2003)
JapanimaTom.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Suicidal alchoholic befriends prostitute.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Legend Of The Liquid Sword (1993)
Batman goes kung-fu, vampire?
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Lethal Weapon (1987)
Gibson becomes action cop.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Lita: It Just Feels Right (2001)
Team Xtreme no more.
Aug 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Lita: It Just Feels Right (2001)
Rated R diva remembered.
Aug 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Mad Max (1979)
Gibson's post-apocalyptic crusade.
Nov 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
More Apocalyptic Mel.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Max saves exiled kids.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)
Mental Iraqfluence.
Nov 21, 2004
Unscored
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Mariachi, El (1992)
Mean mo-fo Mexican minstrel.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
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MASH (1970)
Surgeons's crazy army Korea.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Matchstick Men (2003)
Nick, Sam avoid Cage.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Reloaded Keanu, flock Smiths.
Dec 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Keanu ends Smiths' Revolution.
Apr 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Max (2002)
Painter, pre-Dictator.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Miami Vice (2006)
Charmless Colin plays Crockett.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 0/5
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Mike Bassett: England Manager (2001)
Beleaguered manager resigns gracefully.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Minority Report (2002)
'Precog' crap ruins action.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Monkeybone (2001)
Nightmare formula found, farted.
Feb 24, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Monterey Pop (1968)
Rockumentary, pre-Woodstock.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (1939)
Stewart becomes Senator.
Feb 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Muppet Movie, The (1979)
Kermit evades frogs-legs merchant.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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My Name Is Nobody (1973)
Hill's a Nobody.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Mystery Of Chess Boxing, The (1979)
Ghost Face taunts victims.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Natural, The (1984)
Lightning bat aids resurgence.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A (1987)
Freddie hunts, 3rd time.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Nutty Professor, The (1996)
Eddie and the fatsos.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Convicts escape prison, Klan.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Old Yeller (1957)
Yeller eventually becomes loved.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Once Were Warriors (1994)
Jake loves, beats wife.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Opposite Of Sex, The (1998)
Ricci's 'Opposite' = seducing fag.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Pale Rider (1985)
Mysterious Eastwood dissuades seige.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Patton (1970)
Maverick WWII general's story.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Peacekeeper, The (1997)
Sarrazin makes Lundgren Cross.
Feb 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)
Virginal scents cause cannabilism.
Mar 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Peter Rabbit And The Crucifix (2001)
Peter's Holey too.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
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Pink Cadillac (1989)
Eastwood regains Nazi's baby.
Oct 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Sleaze battle hardly Divine.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Pink Panther Strikes Again, The (1976)
Sellars's bumbling Clouseau returns.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Pink Panther, The (1963)
Clouseau eventually nabs thief.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Platoon (1986)
Massacre causes Sergeant's clash.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Polar Express, The (2004)
Hanks plays cynical teen.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Predator 2 (1990)
Predator Glover replaces Arnie.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Andre's acting: inconceivably bad.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Prisoner Of Zenda, The (1937)
Rudolph becomes Ruritanian King.
Feb 15, 2005
Unscored
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