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Five(ish?) years as a fwiffer
Reviews by 'shoon'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1746
reviews published to date.
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Zoolander (2001)
Strutting Stiller stinks.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Zombie Cop (1991)
RoboCop minus metal suit.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Grandson recreates Frankenstein's monster.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Young Einstein (1988)
Einstein? Tasmania? Yahoo? GINGER???
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(5)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Computers unite book worms.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Hanks is E-male.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Japanese Connery unbelievable, unkillable.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
You Got Served (2004)
Served?? I got scammed!!
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Yor, The Hunter From The Future (1983)
Yor: wasting my time.
Mar 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Yankee Zulu (1993)
German regrets bathtub smoking.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)
Cagney's Cohan to sing.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
XXx (2002)
Bond without brains, class.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
X2 (2003)
Anomalies annihilate adversaries- again.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Cure found for mutancy?!
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
X-Men (2000)
Amazing anomalies annihilate adverseries.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
The Human Blur.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Painless freak, caviar, Richards.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Woodstock (1970)
Hippie's field of weed.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Woodstock (1970)
Psychadelic festival on film.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Woman Thou Art Loosed (2004)
Loosed Women.
Oct 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Woman In Red, The (1984)
Woman Wilder than wife.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Hurricane, Dorothy hits Kansas.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Wizard Of Gore, The (1970)
Over the rainblood.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Withnail & I (1987)
Alchoholic actors amble aimlessly.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
With Honors (1994)
Touching Pesci dies tragically.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Witches, The (1990)
Boy topples slaphead witches.
Jul 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Jack screws sassy sisters.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Wit (2001)
Punctuation stress causes DEATH!
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wiseguys vs. Zombies (2003)
Bloodfellas.
Feb 25, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Wimbledon (2004)
Tennis player Dunst well.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Wimbledon (2004)
Serves up some Love.
Oct 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Oompas have screwed-up Genes.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Willow (1988)
Willow: Ungood.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Baz destroys timeless masterpiece.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Wilde Girls, The (2001)
Olivia (jr) goes Wilde.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wilde (1997)
Blooming Law goes Wilde.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Wild Wild West (1999)
'Bad Boys' circa 1800.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Wild Things (1998)
Mensan manipulator makes money.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Wilbur Wants To Kill Himself (2002)
Wilbur drives Harbour crazy.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Wilbur Wants To Kill Himself (2002)
Harbour kills self instead.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Perry acts, Peet strips.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Who Is Alan Smithee? (2002)
Director's generic, disowns name.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Hoskins Rabbits on.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
White Men Can't Jump (1992)
Snipes shoots racial slurs.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
White Chicks (2004)
White girls? No Wayans.
Oct 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Where The Heart Is (2000)
Wal-Mart abandonment becomes happiness.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
When We Were Kings (1996)
Boxing great relive glory.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
When Saturday Comes (1996)
Muir plays for Beans.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)
Woody's classic espionage redubbing.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
What Women Want (2000)
Hairdryer helps hunk hear.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
What About Bob? (1991)
Psychiatrist counselled by patient.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Wham Bam Slam (1955)
Shemp cured by excitement.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
West Side Story (1961)
Gangs commit drive-by sing-songs.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
West Side Story (1961)
Gang members prance around.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Smell what Rock's cooking?
Aug 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Weird Science (1985)
Woman created by nerds.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Spike is Billy Idol.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Wedding Planner, The (2001)
J-Lo pinches client's groom.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Meatloaf makes Ferrell feral.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Ferrell wants fucking meatloaf!
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Funerals replace Weddings. Score!
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Feral Ferrell pulls mourners.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Feral Ferrell pulls bridesmaids.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Vaughn's portrait: spooky, stalky?
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Grandma's right: Kier's queer.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
We Were Soldiers (2002)
Pee-et Cong get killed.
Sep 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Wayne books wedding, Aerosmith.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wayne's World (1992)
Wayne's wacky world wonderful.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Waterworld (1995)
Costner's epic (belly) flops.
Jul 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Waterboy breaks records, limbs.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Waterboy is mama's boy.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Warriors, The (1979)
Coney Island Warriors framed.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
War Room, The (1993)
Clinton's election documented. Yawn.
Jul 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
War Requiem (1989)
Owen's poems, Britten's music.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
War Games (1983)
Computer plays nuclear holocaust.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Cheese before love.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Penguin's trousers rob jewels.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Full moon, hair-raising hare.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wereice and Gromit.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Wall Street (1987)
Greed good, film bad.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Walking Tall (1973)
Returning Don eradicates crime.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Walk The Line (2005)
Fulsom sparks Cash Revolution.
Mar 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Walk The Line (2005)
Phoenix popping pills.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Amateurs invite critic Guffman.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Holmes AIDS porno business.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Volcano (1997)
L.A. becomes Lava-tory.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
DNA causes virginal DOA.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Virgin And The Gypsy, The (1970)
Gypsy resembles Midnight Runner.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Village, The (2004)
Yellow-bellied villagers avoid red.
Sep 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Grace gets Moore. Ick.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Vertigo (1958)
Jimmy dislikes getting high.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Vertical Limit (2000)
Many avalanches, deaths, critics.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Vegas Vacation (1997)
Griswolds play cards, lose.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Veer-Zaara (2004)
Chopra Veers towards romance.
Nov 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Varsity Blues (1999)
Dawson's Peak.
Dec 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Cruise confuses, Cruz compounds.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Cruz coos Cruise.
Aug 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(14)
Van Wilder (2002)
Van couldn't be Wilder.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Van Helsing (2004)
Wolverine hunts mystical creatures.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Valiant (2005)
WWII pigeons save Britain.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Page Range
Zoolan <---> Valian
V For <---> Termin
Termin <---> Spider
Spider <---> Scary
Scarfa <---> Queen
Quarte <---> Opposi
Opposi <---> Mr. De
Mr. Bl <---> Man Wh
Man Wh <---> Kung F
Kung F <---> Human
Human <---> Gradua
Gradua <---> Fifth
Field <---> Doctor
Doc Ho <---> Cleopa
Clay P <---> Bourne
Bourne <---> Backdr
Back T <---> Advent
Advent <---> �Three
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