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Reviews by 'shoon'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1746
reviews published to date.
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Night Watch (2004)
Finale: Russian spine tingler.
Oct 11, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Night Watch (2004)
Bolsheviks replaced with vampires.
Oct 11, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Transformers (2007)
Mikaela's a real Fox.
Sep 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat fears Jew roaches.
Sep 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Spaceballs (1987)
Starr prevents air thievery.
Nov 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Mad Max (1979)
Gibson's post-apocalyptic crusade.
Nov 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Borg attempt contact prevention.
Nov 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Gridiron Gang (2006)
Rocky Miavia plays gridiron.
Sep 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
MTV degenerates: epic journey.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Backdraft (1991)
Baldwin battles arsonist.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Courage Under Fire (1996)
Did Walden warden medal?
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dangerous Minds (1995)
Pfeiffer's in da hood.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Crimson Tide (1995)
Mutiny prevents nuclear catastrophe.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Cliffhanger (1993)
Sly(de) up a mountain.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Broken Arrow (1996)
Slater prevents Travolta disaster.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Absolute Power (1997)
President's a hack, man.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Absolute Power (1997)
President's hitmen hunt Eastwood.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Secret Window (2004)
Depp plageurises Shooter, self.
Aug 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Secret Window (2004)
Shooter's in Depp's mind.
Aug 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Forlani is into Pitt.
Aug 29, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Audience: enKoran!
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Islaugh.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
'Extraordinary' gentlemen extraordinarily mundane.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Laputa: Castle In The Sky (1986)
Terra at 25000 feet.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Arctic birds warm hearts.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Melinda And Melinda (2004)
Ferrell's ecstatic about divorce.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Grindhouse (2007)
Tarantino, Rodriguez, trailers, horrors.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Ringer, The (2005)
Knoxville's vile disability 'comedy'.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Shanghai Noon (2000)
Cowboy Chan challenges kidnappers.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Six Degrees Of Separation (1993)
Smith is Poitier's son?
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Some Kind Of Wonderful (1987)
Keith asks; Watts up?
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
V's unWeaving totalitarian government.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Underworld (2003)
Beckinsale sexes up vampirism.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Russell's rocky boat trip.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Saved! (2004)
Jena: Jesus! It's Jesus!
Aug 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Saved! (2004)
Jena's beau becomes degayified.
Aug 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Smell what Rock's cooking?
Aug 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
See No Evil (2006)
Isaac Yankem covets eyes.
Aug 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Lita: It Just Feels Right (2001)
Rated R diva remembered.
Aug 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Lita: It Just Feels Right (2001)
Team Xtreme no more.
Aug 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Edukators, The (2004)
Jule joins in Edukating.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Edukators, The (2004)
Anarchists teach Capitalists lesson.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dominion: Prequel To The Exorcist (2005)
Skarsgard battles tiresome demons.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Die Hard (1988)
Willis battles German Rickman.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Jen's quest stops Skeksys.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Crash (2004)
Dillon sets prejudices aside.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
Crash (2004)
Haggis handles racism beautifully.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Closer (2004)
Natalie strips. That's it.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Corn of the Dread.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Corn of the Dead.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Darcy delivers Bangkok Bridget.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Boiler Room (2000)
Giovanni sells imaginary stock.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Boiler Room (2000)
Ribisi's conscience saves savings.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
Wonder World's counterfeiting investigated.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Battle Royale II (2003)
Stranded schoolkids' murderous sequel.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Battle Royale II (2003)
Kids must survive again.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Terminal, The (2004)
Jazz legend finally signs.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminal, The (2004)
Catherine falls for immigrant.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Patton (1970)
Maverick WWII general's story.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bret Hart Story: The Best There Is, Was, And Ever Will Be, The (2005)
Montreal Screw Job revealed.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Barb Wire (1996)
Pammy hunts bounties.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Barb Wire (1996)
Hunter's very 'up front'.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
8 Million Ways To Die (1986)
Disgraced Bridges investigates murder.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Shogun Assassin (1980)
Samurai seeks Shogun revenge.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Shogun Assassin (1980)
Samurai's son in basket.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
36th Chamber Of Shaolin, The (1978)
Liu seeks Manchu revenge.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Shaolin And Wu Tang 2: Wu Tang Invasion (1985)
Wu invade Shaolin enemies.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)
McGregor's spy career: short-lived.
Aug 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)
SAS train spy's nephew.
Aug 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)
Rider foils Sayle's plot.
Aug 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Shao Lin Vs. Wu Dang (1981)
Shaolin and Wu unite.
Aug 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Touch Of Evil (1958)
Welles frames, Heston exposes.
Aug 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Grandson recreates Frankenstein's monster.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)
Cagney's Cohan to sing.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
West Side Story (1961)
Gang members prance around.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
West Side Story (1961)
Gangs commit drive-by sing-songs.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Weird Science (1985)
Woman created by nerds.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Warriors, The (1979)
Coney Island Warriors framed.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Walking Tall (1973)
Returning Don eradicates crime.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Unforgiven (1992)
Clint paid for Ho-micide.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Tragedy Of Macbeth, The (1971)
Polanski adapts 'Scottish play'.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Touch Of Evil (1958)
Heston challenges Welles's 'justice'.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Top Secret! (1984)
Val plays Vichy Elvis.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Three O'Clock High (1987)
Revell's a bad Buddy.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Jews swallow stone tablets.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Tampopo (1985)
Trucker is food Goro.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Thieves hold subway hostage.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Still We Believe: The Boston Red Sox Movie (2004)
BoSox believe despite disappointments.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Kirk, Picard halt megalomaniac.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Kirk enlists Humpback help.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Kirk's Enterprising Spock rescue.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Stalag 17 (1953)
POW Septon seeks spy.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Love triangle confuses Samantha.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Shaft (1971)
Shaft's righteous path = bumpy.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Shaft (1971)
Dirty Harry gets darker.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Secret Of My Success, The (1987)
Fake Whitfield causes mayhem.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Samson And Delilah (1949)
Bald = virile rumour dispelled.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Samson And Delilah (1949)
Strength? Hair's the thing...
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Running Man (1987)
Richards evades stalkers, Killan.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Rope (1948)
Intellectuals throttle inferior friend.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
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