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Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1621 reviews published to date.
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Braveheart (1995)
Resistance is feudal.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (121)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Three. Ring. Serkis.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (114)   
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Father, son & holocaust.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (97)   
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
When Hairy Met Sulley.
Jun 1, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (69)   
Chocolat (2000)
'The French Confection'.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (68)   
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Rock. Enroll!
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (65)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Irregular entry in Ledger.
Jan 30, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (64)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gangs Of New Orcs.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (59)   
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
French teenager starts smoking.
Sep 4, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (58)   
Madness Of King George, The (1994)
III Ill.
Sep 29, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (57)   
Rocky IV (1985)
From Russia With Glove.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (56)   
Scream (1996)
Drew first blood.
Oct 31, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (56)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Homo On The Range.
Jun 25, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (55)   
King Kong (2005)
Return Of The Kong.
Sep 7, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (55)   
Speed (1994)
Boom in public transportation.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (55)   
Monster (2003)
One whore's open slay.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (54)   
Carrie (1976)
Sissy fit.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (53)   
Saw (2004)
Saw shank for redemption.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (53)   
She's Having A Baby (1988)
Bacon & eggs.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (53)   
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Original 'space 'n' Vader'.
Oct 17, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (53)   
Full Monty, The (1997)
Full Monty. No pythons.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (52)   
On The Waterfront (1954)
Brando feels pier pressure.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (52)   
Fight Club (1999)
Meat Loaf tenderized.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (49)   
Troy (2004)
Trojan horse bypasses firewall.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (48)   
Birth (2004)
Nicole's kid-man.
Nov 11, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (47)   
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Dead man Walken.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (47)   
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Let my people Gooooooooooooal!
Oct 5, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (46)   
Apollo 13 (1995)
6� for Kevin Bacon.
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (45)   
Exorcist, The (1973)
The Blair Retch Project.
Aug 28, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (45)   
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (1967)
Bride & Prejudice.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (45)   
Van Helsing (2004)
X-Man vs. ex-men.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (45)   
Satan's School For Girls (1973)
Hell's belles.
Nov 15, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (44)   
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Makes aviation hiss story.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (44)   
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
'Man' comes before 'woman'.
Apr 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (43)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum gets the finger.
Jan 6, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (43)   
Super Size Me (2004)
Boy meets grill.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (43)   
Village, The (2004)
Village people dress funny.
Aug 3, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (43)   
How To Make An American Quilt (1995)
Sew-sew.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (42)   
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Actors play Hyde, Sikh.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (42)   
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Christ! That must hurt!
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (42)   
Spider-Man (2002)
'Four Webbings & Funeral'.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (42)   
Franklin's Magic Christmas (2002)
A wreath. A Franklin.
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (41)   
Killer Condom (1996)
Rubber becomes an eraser.
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (41)   
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Scooby-Deux
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (41)   
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Welcome Black, Potter.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
32B or not 32B?
Dec 25, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (40)   
Pretty Woman (1990)
Whore-to-culture exhibition.
Nov 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (40)   
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
The Bjorn Supremacy.
Sep 5, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
Amputating A Leg (1902)
My Foot Left.
Jun 21, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
Fly Away Home (1996)
Don't go chasing waterfowls.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
And God cremated woman.
Dec 4, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Everybody cut foot loose!
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (38)   
Primary Colors (1998)
Counterfeit Bill.
Nov 11, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (38)   
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke, before he leaps.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (38)   
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
A one an' Artoo.
May 9, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (37)   
Auto Focus (2002)
Hogan's Eros.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (37)   
Incredibles, The (2004)
It's Bird's plain supermen.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (37)   
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Gull on gull action.
Nov 20, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (37)   
Taxi Driver (1976)
DeNiro adopts Foster child.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (37)   
Toy Story (1995)
Former Forrest now Woody.
Nov 14, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (37)   
United 93 (2006)
United, they fell.
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (37)   
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
America's Phoniest Home Video.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (36)   
Boxing Helena (1993)
Going to Helena handbasket.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (36)   
Groundhog Day (1993)
February NOT shortest month.
Feb 20, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (36)   
Nighthawks (1981)
Rocky/ Hauer picture show.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (36)   
Broadcast News (1987)
Anchor Management.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (35)   
Good King Wenceslas (1994)
Carol king.
Dec 1, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (35)   
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Harry Potter gets Sirius.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (35)   
Open Water (2003)
Scuba duo: Monsters unleashed.
Aug 24, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (35)   
Taxi (2004)
Latifah: My Fare Lady?
Oct 18, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (35)   
Cold Mountain (2003)
Bridget Jones' dairy.
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Frost/Nixon (2008)
Frost makes Dick shrivel.
Jan 5, 2009
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)
Bandits get a whey.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Monsturd (2003)
Turd degree murder.
Aug 3, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Shark Tale (2004)
Fresh Prince, no air.
Oct 7, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Sperm perm.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (34)   
13 Going On 30 (2004)
'Big' for a girl.
May 10, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (33)   
Bloody Mama (1970)
Weapons of Ma's destruction.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (33)   
Bull Durham (1988)
Batsman and Robbins.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (33)   
Cheaper By The Dozen 2 (2005)
Dozen bear repeating.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (33)   
Ghost Rider (2007)
Cage has hell toupee.
Feb 24, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Tutsi roles.
Dec 7, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Killer Nun (1979)
Bad habit.
Dec 13, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
The Last Sam, awry.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (33)   
Mr. 3000 (2004)
Bat man returns.
Sep 20, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Blue Christmas.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Apollo 13 (1995)
Lovell! Keep us together.
Feb 9, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (32)   
Dot.com (2000)
My name is URL.
Jan 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
I see dead papal.
Mar 13, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (32)   
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Mikhail's navy.
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
A Feud. Dollars. Morgan.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (32)   
Mrs. Brown (1997)
Victoria's secret.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (32)   
Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie, The (2008)
Pirates of Carob Bean.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
'Eat my feature lengths'.
Apr 23, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (32)   
Spellbound (2002)
Order Of The Phonics.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (32)   
Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)
Up to no gouda.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Jaws (1975)
Bruce REALLY dies hard.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Raising Arizona (1987)
Quint essential Coen flick.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Small Soldiers (1998)
See G.I.s in CGI.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Trainspotting (1996)
Heroin, but no heroes.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (31)   
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