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1500+ reviews. 1 joke.
Reviews by 'RockGolf'
Current status of
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with a total of
1621
reviews published to date.
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Training Day (2001)
Add Hawke education.
Apr 19, 2012
Unscored
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127 Hours (2010)
Franco plays disarming fellow.
Nov 5, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Cheyenne Social Club, The (1970)
Fonda, Stewart run brothel.
May 21, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Erotic Adventures Of Robinson Crusoe, The (1975)
Seven 'days', ah! Weak.
Sep 11, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
I'm Sexy and Inuit.
Jan 19, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Jaws breaker.
Jan 5, 2018
Unscored
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(1)
R.I.P.D. (2013)
The Dead abides.
Jul 23, 2013
Unscored
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(1)
Shape Of Water, The (2017)
Boy meets gill
Mar 9, 2018
Unscored
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(1)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
Cavemen ignore decimillennial celebration.
May 11, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
quANTuMANia
Feb 23, 2023
Unscored
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(2)
Begone Dull Care (1949)
Abstract animation enhances jazz.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Breakin' All The Rules (2004)
Foxx on the run.
May 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Clifford's Really Big Movie (2004)
Genetically modified crimson canine.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Die Hard (1988)
Holly's Christmas not jolly.
Jan 8, 2017
Unscored
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(2)
Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness (2022)
Strange knew worlds
May 28, 2022
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fiddle-de-dee (1947)
Film made without camera.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Freaky Friday (1976)
I kid. You not.
Jul 22, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Gothika (2003)
Downey takes over asylum.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Grudge Match (2013)
"Rocky" & "Bull", wrinkled.
Apr 20, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Gun In Betty Lou's Handbag, The (1992)
Betty larceny.
Mar 2, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Hard Candy (2005)
Teenager attempts amateur castration.
May 2, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Harry's Hogwart's graduation blow-out.
Jun 14, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Mural camoflages turbaned assassin.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
King Kong (1962)
King of the ring.
Sep 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
Groom Raider.
Feb 16, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Neighbours (1952)
McLaren's Cold War allegory.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Proposal, The (2009)
Bullock's Canadian?!? Reynolds's American?!?
Jun 19, 2009
Unscored
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(2)
Sword In The Stone, The (1963)
Merlin Mim row.
Oct 6, 2009
Unscored
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(2)
Twilight (2008)
The Twilight Zzzzzz, One.
May 14, 2013
Unscored
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(2)
Up (2009)
Dogs know Greek alphabet.
Jun 16, 2009
Unscored
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(2)
'E' (1981)
King flunks Snellen chart.
Dec 28, 2004
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(3)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Harnett can't handle it!
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Adolf Hitler - My Part In His Downfall (1972)
Goon takes on Nazis.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Ballad Of Paul Bunyan, The (1973)
Enormous Bunyan require axe.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Being There (1979)
America takes a Chauncey.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Big (1988)
Hanks keyboards foot notes.
Jul 2, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Cruise rides four wheeler.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Boys Stealing Apples (1898)
Northern Spy secretly moved.
Apr 3, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Cabin In The Woods, The (2011)
e-Death Bunker.
Aug 22, 2014
Unscored
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(3)
Chapter Two (1979)
'Goodbye Girl' comes back!
Feb 25, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Cheaper By The Dozen (2003)
Duff by the dozen.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Cheaper By The Dozen (2003)
Briefs get hamburger pre-soak.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Choose Cheese (1940)
A selection of cheeses.
Mar 31, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Darkman (1990)
Raimi's 'Spiderman' warm-up.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Diary Of Evelyn Lau, The (1993)
Oh's debut: teen prostitute.
Jun 19, 2009
Unscored
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(3)
Disturbia (2007)
LaBeouf stalked.
Apr 18, 2007
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(3)
Easter Bunny Is Comin' To Town, The (1977)
Astaire meets a hare.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Edison (2005)
From Justin to Elwes.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Flags Of Our Fathers (2006)
Iwo Jima- US viewpoint.
Sep 19, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Flash Of Genius (2008)
Ford: jobbed one.
Aug 19, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Gay Cuba (1996)
Infidels in Fidel?
May 14, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Hard Part Begins, The (1973)
Rhodes lead to Nashville.
Oct 4, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Draco masters Elder Wand.
Sep 3, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Hells Angels On Wheels (1967)
Vicious cycles for Jack.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Hurt Locker, The (2008)
Minefield puzzle stumps soldier.
Jan 8, 2013
Unscored
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(3)
J.A. Martin Photographe (1977)
Wife accompanies travelling photographer.
Oct 4, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Jersey Girl (2004)
J-Lo dies in childbirth.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Jiminy Glick In La La Wood (2004)
Short story = Glick flick.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Kamouraska (1973)
Bujold plots husband's murder.
Oct 4, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Karen Carpenter Story, The (1989)
Beautiful voice fades away.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Killing Of John Lennon, The (2006)
#1 with a bullet
Jul 8, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Letters From Iwo Jima (2006)
Iwo Jima- Japanese viewpoint.
Sep 19, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Lies My Father Told Me (1975)
Ragtime ragged rag-picker endearing.
Oct 7, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Loving Couples (1980)
Sarandon, Shirley swap spouses.
Feb 10, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Matt Helm (1975)
Matt's un-Dean.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (1992)
Darryl stops seeing Chevy.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Men Who Stare At Goats, The (2009)
Clooney, Spacey: Goat whisperers?
Nov 28, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Nostradamus (1994)
Future looks pessi-mystic.
May 20, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Nude Yoga Workout (1995)
Downward dog. Upward rod.
Sep 12, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Old Guard, The (2020)
A "League" of Theron
Jul 14, 2020
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Othello (1965)
McGonnigal, Dumbledore, before Hogwarts.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Paperback Hero (1973)
Shootout ends hockey movie.
Oct 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Pas De Deux (1968)
Multi-exposure ballet reveals kinesthetics.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Perfect Man, The (2005)
Locklear falls on Duff.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987)
Martin encounters Canadian, Bacon.
Mar 15, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
R.I.P.D. (2013)
Ghosts: Busters.
Jul 19, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(3)
R�jeanne Padovani (1973)
Corrupt Quebecois developer celebrates.
Oct 4, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Rented Lips (1988)
Robert Downey's love Hertz.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Rip-off (1971)
Ontario stoners start commune.
Oct 4, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Rocket, The (2005)
Skater's suspension sprouts separatism.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Secretary (2002)
Spader practices for 'Practice'.
Jan 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Seems Like Old Times (1980)
Chevy, Goldie get Simonized.
Apr 9, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, The (2005)
America becomes clothing exporter.
Aug 25, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Space Chimps (2008)
Ham: Actor.
Jul 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Space Jam (1996)
Mon-Stars sink.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Standing In The Shadows Of Motown (2002)
Funk Brothers' anonymity alleviated.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Stuart Little (1999)
Timon promoted to feline.
Sep 5, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Supermarket Babes In Heat (1992)
No fresh produce displayed.
Sep 17, 2009
Unscored
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(3)
Swashbuckler (1976)
Quint meets Darth Vader.
Mar 15, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Plainview drains milkshake, Sunday.
Apr 23, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Titanica (1995)
IMAX documents sunken Titanic.
Oct 4, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Un Zoo La Nuit (1987)
Ex-con, cops seek loot.
Oct 6, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
United 93 (2006)
Greengrass & high tides.
May 4, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
United 93 (2006)
9/11's Titans, Pa.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Universe (1960)
'Tracking shot' across universe.
Oct 5, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Up (2009)
Scenes From A(nimated) Marriage.
Jun 16, 2009
Unscored
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(3)
Wall, The (1962)
Berlin barrier briskly built.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Wedding In White (1972)
Prairie girl raped, pregnant.
Oct 4, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
What's The Matter With Helen? (1971)
It's Taps for Debbie.
Feb 7, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Wild Hogs (2007)
Santa's choice cycle club.
Apr 15, 2007
Unscored
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