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1500+ reviews. 1 joke.

Reviews by 'RockGolf'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1621 reviews published to date.

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Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania (2023)

quANTuMANia

Feb 23, 2023
Unscored

Vote (2)

Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness (2022)

Strange knew worlds

May 28, 2022
Unscored

Vote (2)

Old Guard, The (2020)

A "League" of Theron

Jul 14, 2020
Unscored

Vote (3)

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Gems: 50% off!

Jun 5, 2018
Unscored

Vote (5)

Shape Of Water, The (2017)

Boy meets gill

Mar 9, 2018
Unscored

Vote (1)

Shape Of Water, The (2017)

Grinding Nemo

Mar 9, 2018
Unscored

Vote (4)

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Jaws breaker.

Jan 5, 2018
Unscored

Vote (1)

Wonder Woman (2017)

Amazon delivers

Jun 6, 2017
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Die Hard (1988)

Holly's Christmas not jolly.

Jan 8, 2017
Unscored

Vote (2)

Grudge Match (2013)

"Rocky" & "Bull", wrinkled.

Apr 20, 2016
Unscored

Vote (2)

Revenant, The (2015)

Leo's overbearing.

Feb 17, 2016
Unscored

Vote (6)

Boyhood (2014)

12 Years a Sprout

Feb 22, 2015
Unscored

Vote (6)

Wine Enema (1995)

Champagne. Sham pain.

Dec 4, 2014
Unscored

Vote (5)

Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus (2009)

Pick your poisson.

Dec 3, 2014
Unscored

Vote (4)

Gattaca (1997)

Gene Tyranny.

Nov 26, 2014
Unscored

Vote (6)

12 Years A Slave (2013)

Long time, no free.

Sep 22, 2014
Unscored

Vote (8)

RKO 281 (1999)

Plays Welles with others.

Sep 17, 2014
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Cabin In The Woods, The (2011)

e-Death Bunker.

Aug 22, 2014
Unscored

Vote (3)

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Asgardians of the Galaxy

Aug 1, 2014
Unscored

Vote (8)

Lego Movie, The (2014)

Ton of bricks = hit.

Apr 16, 2014
Unscored

Vote (5)

R.I.P.D. (2013)

The Dead abides.

Jul 23, 2013
Unscored

Vote (1)

R.I.P.D. (2013)

Ghosts: Busters.

Jul 19, 2013
Unscored

Vote (3)

Killing Of John Lennon, The (2006)

#1 with a bullet

Jul 8, 2013
Unscored

Vote (3)

Twilight (2008)

The Twilight Zzzzzz, One.

May 14, 2013
Unscored

Vote (2)

Sword In The Stone, The (1963)

How to train Pendragon

Feb 13, 2013
Unscored

Vote (4)

Hurt Locker, The (2008)

Minefield puzzle stumps soldier.

Jan 8, 2013
Unscored

Vote (3)

Multiplicity (1996)

Two and 1/2 me.

Nov 20, 2012
Unscored

Vote (6)

Training Day (2001)

Add Hawke education.

Apr 19, 2012
Unscored

Vote

My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)

Groom Raider.

Feb 16, 2012
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Get Smart (2008)

He's got 99, problems.

Jan 24, 2012
Unscored

Vote (5)

Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)

I'm Sexy and Inuit.

Jan 19, 2012
Unscored

Vote (1)

Help, The (2011)

Spencer for hired.

Jan 18, 2012
Unscored

Vote (5)

Hugo (2011)

Une Clockwork d'Or âge.

Dec 15, 2011
Unscored

Vote (13)

Cars That Ate Paris, The (1974)

Cars don't taste Nice.

Nov 30, 2011
Unscored

Vote (6)

There's A Girl In My Soup (1970)

Chick in soup?

Nov 24, 2011
Unscored

Vote (11)

Breast Men (1997)

Practice makes pair faked.

Oct 25, 2011
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Freaky Friday (1976)

I kid. You not.

Jul 22, 2011
Unscored

Vote (2)

Why Did I Get Married Too? (2010)

Marry Tyler more.

May 20, 2011
Unscored

Vote (10)

Soul Surfer (2011)

Armless fun in water.

Mar 31, 2011
Unscored

Vote (4)

Hanna (2011)

Hanna Barbarous.

Dec 29, 2010
Unscored

Vote (10)

Jesus Tells A Joke (1999)

His delivery is immaculate.

Nov 13, 2010
Unscored

Vote (4)

127 Hours (2010)

Franco plays disarming fellow.

Nov 5, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Secretariat (2010)

The 'Big Red' won.

Nov 4, 2010
Unscored

Vote (9)

One Million Years B.C. (1966)

Rack of ages.

Oct 20, 2010
Unscored

Vote (11)

Yogi Bear (2010)

A Boo-Boo in 3D.

Sep 24, 2010
Unscored

Vote (8)

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)

Pilgrim's regress.

Aug 14, 2010
Unscored

Vote (7)

Inception (2010)

Dileep sleep.

Jul 21, 2010
Unscored

Vote (4)

Of Time, Tombs And Treasures (1977)

Tomb. Much information.

Mar 12, 2010
Unscored

Vote (7)

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)

New Adventures / Old Christ.

Mar 11, 2010
Scored 1/5

Vote (4)

Gun In Betty Lou's Handbag, The (1992)

Betty larceny.

Mar 2, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

Eating Disorders: The Musical! (2009)

'Sound of You Sick'.

Feb 18, 2010
Unscored

Vote (18)

Pig That Would Not Stay At Home, The (1912)

Hog wild.

Feb 16, 2010
Unscored

Vote (10)

Pig That Would Not Stay At Home, The (1912)

Streaky bacon.

Feb 16, 2010
Unscored

Vote (8)

Zombieland (2009)

State capital punishment.

Jan 30, 2010
Unscored

Vote (7)

Last Station, The (2009)

Tolstory.

Jan 27, 2010
Unscored

Vote (14)

Frozen (2010)

Ashmore plays another 'iceman'.

Jan 27, 2010
Unscored

Vote (6)

Extraordinary Measures (2010)

Pompe & circumstance.

Jan 23, 2010
Unscored

Vote (10)

Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)

Miley, state your name.

Jan 17, 2010
Unscored

Vote (16)

Titanic (1997)

Cameron introduces 'Icy you.'

Jan 13, 2010
Unscored

Vote (5)

Welcome To Bondage: Alex Jordan And Justin Case (1992)

Just encased.

Jan 9, 2010
Unscored

Vote (10)

Twilight Saga: New Moon, The (2009)

Lycan virgin.

Jan 8, 2010
Unscored

Vote (14)

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Goebbel's movie bombs.

Jan 8, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote (13)

Kick-Ass (2010)

Cage: Hero For Hire?

Dec 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (4)

This Is It (2009)

Dead Man Moonwalking.

Nov 14, 2009
Unscored

Vote (19)

This Is It (2009)

Dead Man Rocking.

Nov 13, 2009
Unscored

Vote (10)

New York (2009)

Manhattan sold to Indians.

Nov 5, 2009
Unscored

Vote (9)

Pretty Baby (1978)

The Madam's Family.

Nov 3, 2009
Unscored

Vote (15)

Let's Rob The Cheese Shop (2009)

Hitting the bricks.

Oct 22, 2009
Unscored

Vote (10)

Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)

Goodbye, Mr Chip.

Oct 11, 2009
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Sword In The Stone, The (1963)

Merlin Mim row.

Oct 6, 2009
Unscored

Vote (2)

Supermarket Babes In Heat (1992)

Tesco inferno!

Sep 18, 2009
Unscored

Vote (5)

Black Sheep (2006)

Graze anatomy, with shepherd.

Sep 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (8)

Supermarket Babes In Heat (1992)

No fresh produce displayed.

Sep 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

Supermarket Babes In Heat (1992)

Dairy section overstocked.

Sep 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (5)

Supermarket Babes In Heat (1992)

Express line: ate items?

Sep 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (4)

Erotic Adventures Of Robinson Crusoe, The (1975)

Seven 'days', ah! Weak.

Sep 11, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Iron Giant, The (1999)

Big Fe ET.

Sep 6, 2009
Unscored

Vote (14)

Wizard Of Oz On Ice, The (1996)

Frozen Martini.

Aug 28, 2009
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

District 9 (2009)

Close Encounters: Third-class.

Aug 26, 2009
Unscored

Vote (11)

Thinner (1996)

Going: My Weigh.

Aug 25, 2009
Unscored

Vote (15)

Ghost (1990)

Swayze offers late check-in.

Aug 24, 2009
Unscored

Vote (6)

Gene Kelly: Anatomy Of A Dancer (2002)

Gene's genes?

Aug 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (11)

District 9 (2009)

Planned 9: outer space.

Aug 12, 2009
Unscored

Vote (6)

Good Shepherd, The (2006)

Shepherd spy.

Aug 12, 2009
Unscored

Vote (14)

I.R.A.: King Of Nothing (2006)

IRA produces a bomb.

Aug 10, 2009
Unscored

Vote (6)

Titanic (1997)

Sunk lasses at night.

Aug 10, 2009
Unscored

Vote (8)

Hangover, The (2009)

Tyson. Chicken.

Aug 7, 2009
Unscored

Vote (4)

Spy With A Cold Nose, The (1966)

Espionage's a bitch.

Jul 31, 2009
Unscored

Vote (8)

Rhino's Guide To Safe Sex (1987)

Advice for the horny.

Jul 19, 2009
Unscored

Vote (13)

Snot (2003)

A three-hankie ending.

Jul 18, 2009
Unscored

Vote (4)

My Sister's Keeper (2009)

Heir & a spare.

Jul 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (10)

His Faithful Furniture (1911)

Cabinet solidarity.

Jul 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (8)

His Faithful Furniture (1911)

His vanity is steadfast.

Jul 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (7)

His Faithful Furniture (1911)

Ottoman remains loyal.

Jul 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (6)

Women On Death Row 3 (2008)

Row, row, row...

Jul 13, 2009
Unscored

Vote (7)

Little Voice (1998)

Triller - Pretty young thing.

Jul 13, 2009
Unscored

Vote (9)

Roof Sex (2003)

Cot in the act?

Jul 13, 2009
Unscored

Vote (6)

North Country (2005)

The Girl Is Mining.

Jul 13, 2009
Unscored

Vote (11)

When Billie Beat Bobby (2001)

Beat it, Billie Jean.

Jul 13, 2009
Unscored

Vote (10)

Spice World (1997)

'Wannabe' starting something.

Jul 12, 2009
Unscored

Vote (12)

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