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1500+ reviews. 1 joke.
Reviews by 'RockGolf'
Current status of
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with a total of
1621
reviews published to date.
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Batman Forever (1995)
'Goof, Bat & Ugly'.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(17)
Batman Forever (1995)
The Drew / Carrey show.
Dec 18, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(17)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Newspaper publisher hearsed.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(13)
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (1939)
Stewart's filibuster: Kill bill.
Jan 9, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(20)
One Froggy Evening (1955)
Jackhammerer uncovers dormant amphibian.
Apr 22, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(10)
One Froggy Evening (1955)
Ragtime ribbitter aggrevates discoverer.
May 6, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Rejected (2000)
Review: Rejected? Don't understand!
Jun 9, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(9)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Two Lightyears away...
Dec 3, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(8)
Train, The (1964)
Take the Monet, run.
Mar 28, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(17)
Without A Clue (1988)
Extreme makeover: Holmes edition.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(15)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Same evidence, 12 opinions.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's symbol: Cube/ brick.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(14)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Space travel induces Strauss.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL had Y2K bug?
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(16)
42 Up (1998)
7-Up's six pack.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
About A Boy (2002)
Bread cast upon waterfowl.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Air Force One (1997)
Glenn. Ford.
Apr 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Air Force One (1997)
Ford escort becomes coupe.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Air Force One (1997)
Ford plays POTUS Pilot.
Nov 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Airplane! (1980)
Flight Into Deranger.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Babe (1995)
Ham actor wins prize.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(23)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Stag film. Smashing ending.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(20)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Step on it, deer.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(18)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
A sole-deer's story.
Nov 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Hart flatlined.
Aug 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Red deer is flat.
Nov 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Battle Royale (2000)
The 'break - FAST!' club.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Begone Dull Care (1949)
Abstract animation enhances jazz.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Big Night (1996)
The Fabulous Baking Boys.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Big Night (1996)
Minnie. Ravioli.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Broadcast News (1987)
Anchor Management.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(35)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
War and remember 'Antz'.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(19)
Bull Durham (1988)
Batsman and Robbins.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(33)
Changeling (2008)
Jolie's make-up outlasts incarceration.
Nov 18, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Children Of A Lesser God (1986)
Hurt teacher battlin' Matlin.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
'Bringing Up BB'.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(21)
Deep Impact (1998)
Duvall gets rocks off.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Deep Impact (1998)
Apocalypse at human scale.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Deep Impact (1998)
Razing Arizona, et al.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
DeNiro takes 6-1 odds.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Dead man Walken.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(47)
Dreamgirls (2006)
Beyonc�: Supreme being?
Sep 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(15)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Wily Coyote goes hunting.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Hacker modifies delinquency history.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Fiddle-de-dee (1947)
Film made without camera.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Harrison not 'Presumed Innocent'.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Saw Hanks's redemption.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(23)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Worst d�ja vu EVER!
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Groundhog Day (1993)
February NOT shortest month.
Feb 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(36)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Boys invade girls bathroom.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Teacher has wandering pupil.
Dec 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(25)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Schoolteacher turns tricks.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(20)
Hellboy (2004)
Demon a G-man.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Hellboy (2004)
A Pyrokinetic's Love Story.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Hellboy (2004)
Washington redskin's victory.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Home Alone (1990)
Brat. The hitmen hurt.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)
Eventually, kids grow up.
Sep 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Hope And Glory (1987)
Sammi Davis & junior.
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Joneses perform double Doody.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Shot. The faux cup.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Joneses say 'Howdy, Doody!'.
Dec 3, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Goebbel's movie bombs.
Jan 8, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Inherit The Wind (1960)
Cinema Scopes.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Insider, The (1999)
Runs over 60 Minutes.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Insider, The (1999)
'60 Minutes': Morally safer?
Sep 25, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(13)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Potter defeated by magic.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(14)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
December 24th - Capra corn.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(27)
Jaws (1975)
Bruce REALLY dies hard.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(31)
Juno (2007)
Elektra adopts Kitty's baby.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Juno (2007)
Juno who father is?
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(19)
Juno (2007)
Diablo's best 'adopted' screenplay.
Feb 27, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bill overdue for payment.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(23)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Hannah + barbarians + cartoons.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bride's damaged, leaves debris.
May 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Hannah: Miss Eye-gone.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(14)
King Kong (1933)
Bulletproof Monkey (well, almost).
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(23)
King Kong (2005)
Return Of The Kong.
Sep 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(55)
King Kong (2005)
Serkis opens on Broadway.
Jan 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(9)
King Kong (2005)
Love. Monkey.
Jan 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Brit becomes oasis fan.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(22)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Jackson directs little men.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Rhys-Davies becomes dwarf star.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Tyler plays arrowsmith's daughter.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(26)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Three. Ring. Serkis.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(114)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum gets the finger.
Jan 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(43)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
LOTR-y winner.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Demons Aragon's best friend.
Oct 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
The Last Sam, awry.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(33)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Orlando Magic bests Wizards.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ring and a preyer.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gangs Of New Orcs.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(59)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
A middle. An ent.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Power plants cause damage.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ent or the dragon.
May 1, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Crowe's nest.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Memento (2000)
An impair to remember.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(24)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Eastwood, Freeman channel Meredith.
Jan 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Clint offers Hilary ring.
Jan 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Swank used for beating.
Jan 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
A Feud. Dollars. Morgan.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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