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1500+ reviews. 1 joke.
Reviews by 'RockGolf'
Current status of
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with a total of
1621
reviews published to date.
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
College footballer's 'grand'-stand.
Apr 28, 2006
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(4)
'E' (1981)
King flunks Snellen chart.
Dec 28, 2004
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(3)
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
A one an' Artoo.
May 9, 2006
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(37)
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Re-tune of the Jedi.
Apr 4, 2008
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(16)
'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Blue Christmas.
Jan 4, 2005
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(32)
...tick... tick... tick... (1970)
It passes the time.
Aug 2, 2008
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(9)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
Cavemen built the pyramids?!?
Mar 7, 2008
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(5)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
Cavemen ignore decimillennial celebration.
May 11, 2008
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(2)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
Emmerich's -Y10K bug.
May 20, 2008
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(7)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Sperm-a-lot.
Jun 5, 2009
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(7)
12 Years A Slave (2013)
Long time, no free.
Sep 22, 2014
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(8)
127 Hours (2010)
Franco plays disarming fellow.
Nov 5, 2010
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(1)
1408 (2007)
Cusack requests 'Suite Escape'.
Aug 27, 2007
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(6)
1941 (1979)
War 'n' Beatty.
Feb 24, 2006
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(28)
2012 (2009)
Emmerich's 'Year After Tomorrow'.
Jun 24, 2009
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(9)
30 Days Of Night (2007)
Juneau about vampires?
Nov 9, 2007
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(6)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Harnett can't handle it!
Jun 28, 2004
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(3)
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
49 down - '7 Up'.
Apr 19, 2006
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(19)
500 Hats Of Bartholemew Cubbins (1943)
Topper returns.
Jul 3, 2007
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(7)
88 Minutes (2007)
Pacino's just killing time.
May 1, 2008
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(11)
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
The Bjorn Supremacy.
Sep 5, 2004
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(39)
Abbott And Costello Meet Jerry Seinfeld (1994)
It's Abbott nothing!
Aug 30, 2005
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(14)
Acne (2003)
Spots illustrated.
Apr 1, 2009
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(17)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Earth's population rapidly doubles.
Jun 8, 2006
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(15)
Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade (1899)
When Dewey get there?
Mar 14, 2006
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(7)
Adventures Of Chinese Tarzan, The (1940)
Ape-man undergoes orientation.
Aug 25, 2005
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(6)
Agatha (1979)
Murders, she wrote.
Dec 9, 2004
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(13)
Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002)
Second base involves petting.
May 24, 2006
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(23)
Air Up There, The (1994)
Slamdunk Millionaire.
Apr 10, 2009
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(13)
Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Akeelah bee invasion!
May 4, 2006
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(12)
Alexander (2004)
AC/DC in BC?
Dec 17, 2004
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(29)
Alexander (2004)
Colin: Pharoah.
Jan 2, 2005
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(16)
All Cheerleaders Die (2001)
Glee clubbed.
May 7, 2009
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(9)
All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Angel a basset?
Jan 17, 2009
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(18)
All Men Are the Same (1994)
Spaniards discover sexual equality.
Sep 22, 2005
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(5)
All Souls Day: Dia De Los Muertos (2005)
�Ai! �Si! �Dead people!
Apr 5, 2006
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(26)
All This And World War II (1976)
WW2. Scored by Beatles.
Oct 16, 2007
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(5)
Allah Made Me Funny (2008)
Mecca me laugh!
Sep 14, 2008
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(9)
Amazing Journey: The Story Of The Who (2007)
Quarter Moon, waning.
Jan 25, 2008
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(5)
Amazing Journey: The Story Of The Who (2007)
'Generation' hope: 50% accurate.
Aug 23, 2008
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(4)
America At 10 Mph (2005)
Weeks to get anywhere.
Sep 1, 2005
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(14)
American Crime, An (2007)
End of Page reached.
Mar 25, 2008
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(7)
American Dreamz (2006)
'Idol' speculation.
Apr 19, 2006
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(7)
American Dreamz (2006)
M. Moore's Bush satire.
Apr 25, 2006
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(13)
American Gangster (2007)
'Virtuousity' stars reverse roles.
Nov 2, 2007
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(6)
American Gigolo (1980)
Peter seller. Goons show.
May 10, 2006
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(8)
American In Paris, An (1951)
Caron: 'Eiffel in love'.
May 19, 2005
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(7)
American In Paris, An (1951)
Singin' in the Seine.
May 24, 2005
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(8)
Amityville II: The Possession (1982)
House gets re-possessed.
Apr 24, 2007
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(23)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Everybody cut foot loose!
Jun 20, 2005
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(38)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
My Foot Left.
Jun 21, 2005
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(39)
Anchors Aweigh (1945)
Naval gay sing.
May 27, 2005
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(6)
And The Beat Goes On: The Sonny And Cher Story (1999)
Cher and Cher alike.
Jun 27, 2006
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(12)
Animal House (1978)
A Furst class movie.
Sep 12, 2008
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(9)
Animalympics (1980)
Gun fires. Animals run.
May 17, 2006
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(16)
Animalympics (1980)
Crossing the finish lion.
May 17, 2006
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(17)
Animalympics (1980)
Track & field mouse.
May 17, 2006
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(24)
Anne Of Green Gables: The Continuing Story (2000)
Follows up on original.
May 26, 2007
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(8)
Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
quANTuMANia
Feb 23, 2023
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(2)
Antarctica (1983)
'Eight Below's Japanese original.
Mar 15, 2006
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(6)
Apocalypse And The Beauty Queen (2005)
Miss World. Miss world.
Feb 2, 2008
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(18)
Arrested Development (2014)
Bluth man group.
Jun 19, 2009
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(8)
Arson, Inc. (1949)
Best employees get fired.
Apr 3, 2008
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(18)
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Puppy, ciao!
Aug 4, 2005
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(18)
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Whack the dog.
Aug 11, 2005
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(14)
Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner (2001)
Athlete has cold streak.
Jul 18, 2005
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(13)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Mexican alien problem expanding.
Apr 3, 2006
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(23)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Woman discovers size matters.
May 28, 2005
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(19)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Ice dispenser.
Jul 23, 2004
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(23)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Westinghouse of Horrors.
Jul 23, 2004
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(15)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Maytag to toe tag.
Jul 23, 2004
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(11)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Dead Amana Walking.
Jul 23, 2004
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(17)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Psycho chiller.
Oct 2, 2004
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(25)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Fugitive from just ice.
Jun 12, 2007
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(14)
Auto Focus (2002)
Hogan's Eros.
Nov 8, 2004
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(37)
Avengers, The (2012)
Iron Man finds 'alloys'.
Jul 2, 2008
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(19)
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Gems: 50% off!
Jun 5, 2018
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(5)
Bad Santa (2003)
Santa's 'ho 'ho 'ho.
Nov 22, 2004
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(8)
Ballad Of Paul Bunyan, The (1973)
Enormous Bunyan require axe.
May 12, 2006
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(3)
Banana Cop (1984)
HKPD Yellow.
May 9, 2005
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(6)
Bandolero! (1968)
James. Dean.
Jun 18, 2007
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(9)
Barbecue: A Texas Love Story (2004)
Steaks on a Flame.
Apr 16, 2006
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(14)
Barbershop 2: Back In Business (2004)
Hair, combs terrain again.
May 8, 2007
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(12)
Barbie As The Princess And The Pauper (2004)
The Barbie Twins.
Oct 11, 2004
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(18)
Barbie Nation: An Unauthorized Tour (1998)
Doll-umentary.
Sep 20, 2004
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(14)
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Stone aged. Britain.
Apr 6, 2006
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(15)
Batman Fights Dracula (1967)
Bruce Wayne, juice drain.
Jan 4, 2005
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(11)
Beauty Shop (2005)
Queen is dyeing.
Mar 30, 2005
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(10)
Beep Prepared (1961)
Coyote scouts out Roadrunner.
Aug 7, 2007
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(4)
Behind The Green Door (1972)
The Chambers of secretions.
May 19, 2005
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(6)
Behind The Green Door (1972)
Open door. Enter Chambers.
May 19, 2005
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(7)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Short storey before 'Adaptation'.
Oct 3, 2004
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(20)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Popular among soccer imams.
Jun 16, 2009
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(8)
Best Ass In The World (2003)
Top bottom.
Apr 3, 2008
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(19)
Beverly Hills Call Girls (1986)
They charge $902.10.
Oct 13, 2007
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(20)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
Lapdog Millionaire.
Mar 8, 2009
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(12)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
Rich bitches.
Apr 4, 2009
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(9)
Beyond The Sea (2004)
Dull Darin docudrama.
Sep 20, 2004
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(4)
Bi On The Fourth Of July (1994)
A Yankee Diddle Dandy.
Jun 22, 2008
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(7)
Birdman Of Alcatraz (1962)
Lancaster: The con, tender.
Jun 3, 2005
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