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1500+ reviews. 1 joke.
Reviews by 'RockGolf'
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with a total of
1621
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Zyzzyx Rd. (2006)
Zyzzyk Rd mostly Zzz...
Apr 18, 2007
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(9)
Zombieland (2009)
State capital punishment.
Jan 30, 2010
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(7)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Rest in peas.
Apr 28, 2005
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(24)
Zombie Prom (2006)
'Enchantment under The Earth'.
May 17, 2006
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(8)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Unholy terrier.
Feb 11, 2005
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(15)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Poodle of blood.
Feb 11, 2005
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(13)
Zodiac Killer, The (1971)
Unfortunate Sirius of Events.
Jan 10, 2005
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(21)
Zero Hour! (1957)
'Airplane!' plot, sans parody.
Jul 24, 2005
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(6)
Zadar! Cow From Hell (1989)
Beef gets flame-broiled.
Jul 27, 2008
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(5)
Zadar! Cow From Hell (1989)
Description? Horns, tail, hooves.
Sep 19, 2008
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(5)
Yukon Old, Yukon New (1961)
Dawson creaky.
Aug 9, 2007
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(10)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Barone von Frank-enstein.
Sep 18, 2005
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(4)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Boyle's talent: remarkable singing.
Apr 21, 2009
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(15)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Sean of the Dead.
Dec 11, 2004
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(13)
Yogi Bear (2010)
A Boo-Boo in 3D.
Sep 24, 2010
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(8)
Yes, Giorgio (1982)
High C dud, people.
Oct 12, 2007
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(9)
Yentl (1983)
Funny Girl becomes guy.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Yentl (1983)
Streisand's 'Jew Love Denial'.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Peter Max maxxed out.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Starr vehicle.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(25)
Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Seasonal worker faces layoff.
Jan 25, 2008
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(11)
Year One (2009)
BC era Cera.
Jun 19, 2009
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(12)
XXx (2002)
Ecch! Why? Zzzzzzz...
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(20)
X2 (2003)
Teenage mutants' Quinjet hurtles.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Comic: Last Standing.
Aug 18, 2008
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(4)
X Files: I Want To Believe, The (2008)
Mulder in the Second.
Aug 5, 2008
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(7)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Let my people Gooooooooooooal!
Oct 5, 2005
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(46)
Woodstock (1970)
Woodstockumentary.
Dec 6, 2004
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(8)
Wonder Woman (2017)
Amazon delivers
Jun 6, 2017
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Women On Death Row 3 (2008)
Row, row, row...
Jul 13, 2009
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(7)
Wizard Of Oz On Ice, The (1996)
Caution: Icy brick road.
Apr 21, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(10)
Wizard Of Oz On Ice, The (1996)
Wicked Witch stops melting.
May 8, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(10)
Wizard Of Oz On Ice, The (1996)
Over The Rainbow. Underhill.
May 14, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Wizard Of Oz On Ice, The (1996)
Frozen Martini.
Aug 28, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Wiz, The (1978)
Goodbye, yellow brick road.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Without A Clue (1988)
Extreme makeover: Holmes edition.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(15)
Winnie The Pooh And A Day For Eeyore (1983)
Party like Eeyore birthday.
Apr 20, 2006
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(14)
Wine Enema (1995)
Oeno- you don't!
Jul 7, 2008
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(6)
Wine Enema (1995)
Anatomy of a merlot.
Jul 20, 2008
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(7)
Wine Enema (1995)
In vino verit-ass.
Jul 22, 2008
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(14)
Wine Enema (1995)
Champagne. Sham pain.
Dec 4, 2014
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(5)
Wimbledon (2004)
Kirsten's 'Love' means nothing.
Sep 20, 2004
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(15)
Will Eisner: Portrait Of A Sequential Artist (2007)
Eisner in excellent Spirit.
May 15, 2008
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(3)
Wild, The (2006)
Disney clones Dreamworks' 'Madagascar'.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(9)
Wild Hogs (2007)
Santa's choice cycle club.
Apr 15, 2007
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(3)
Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken (1991)
Distaff 'Daredevil' diver drama.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Wiener Takes All: A Dogumentary (2007)
A Frank examination.
May 21, 2008
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(6)
Why Did I Get Married? (2007)
Perry questions marital commitment.
Oct 16, 2007
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(5)
Why Did I Get Married Too? (2010)
Marry Tyler more.
May 20, 2011
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(10)
Whose Life Is It Anyway? (1981)
Dreyfuss' performance not moving.
Jun 15, 2005
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(5)
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? (1966)
Albee 'goddamned'.
Oct 24, 2006
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(13)
Who'll Stop The Rain (1978)
Tuesday's outlook: Precipitation likely.
Mar 13, 2005
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(19)
Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)
Dodge charger?
Aug 20, 2006
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(14)
Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)
GM doesn't remain current.
Aug 20, 2006
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(16)
Who Is Killing The Great Chefs Of Europe? (1978)
Cook off.
Mar 31, 2009
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(11)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Bullock: When will ICU?
Dec 7, 2004
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(9)
Where The Heart Roams (1987)
The chick lit factory.
Jul 5, 2005
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(4)
When Worlds Collide (1951)
Lawnbowling of The Gods.
Aug 9, 2004
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(4)
When That Yiddisher Band Played An Irish Tune (1926)
Danny b'OY!
Feb 29, 2008
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(11)
When Billie Beat Bobby (2001)
Beat it, Billie Jean.
Jul 13, 2009
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(10)
What's The Matter With Helen? (1971)
It's Taps for Debbie.
Feb 7, 2008
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(3)
What's Opera, Doc? (1957)
Wabbit kicks the bucket.
May 10, 2006
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(8)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Depp and Crispin, even!
Jun 30, 2004
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(17)
What Would Jesus Drive? (2005)
GM = God's Mazda?
Mar 17, 2007
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(4)
What Would Jesus Drive? (2005)
The Lord drives Ford?
Mar 17, 2007
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(9)
What Do You Say To A Naked Lady? (1970)
EXTREMELY Candid Camera.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(7)
Whale Rider (2002)
'Fondling Nemo'.
Dec 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Whale Rider (2002)
Moby is trip.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (1980)
Herzog's 'Eatz-his-Aldo'.
Mar 1, 2007
Unscored
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(4)
Werewolves On Wheels (1971)
Hawg slaughterin'.
Oct 2, 2005
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(4)
Welcome To Bondage: Alex Jordan And Justin Case (1992)
Just encased.
Jan 9, 2010
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(10)
Wedding In White (1972)
Prairie girl raped, pregnant.
Oct 4, 2004
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(3)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Tia for 2.
Feb 5, 2005
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(19)
Watership Down (1978)
Unwanted hare removal.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(26)
Water (2005)
Warning: Water gets Deepa.
Aug 14, 2006
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(10)
Watchmen (2009)
Last laugh's on Comedian.
Jul 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Watchmen (2009)
Rorschach put to test.
Jul 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Watchmen (2009)
Comedian has punch lines.
Mar 19, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Watchmen (2009)
Comedian's dyin' out there!
Mar 11, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Warm Springs (2005)
Nixon marries FDR!
Apr 25, 2005
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(7)
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Sick Degrees Of Separation.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
WALL-E (2008)
'Short Circuit' in CGI.
Feb 26, 2008
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(8)
Wall, The (1962)
Berlin barrier briskly built.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Walking Tall (2004)
Walking Tall's running short.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Walking Tall (2004)
Rock steals Hacksaw's gimmick.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Waking Life (2001)
Art. Linklater.
Jul 18, 2006
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(5)
Waiting For Godot (2008)
Tomm green.
Jun 20, 2009
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(7)
Vraie Nature De Bernadette, La (1972)
Quebecoise seeks 'true nature'.
Oct 5, 2004
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(4)
Virtuosity (1995)
I, Crowe-bot.
Mar 9, 2005
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(17)
Village, The (2004)
Village people dress funny.
Aug 3, 2004
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(43)
Vikings, The (1958)
Captain Kirk.
Mar 18, 2005
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(9)
Vie En Rose, La (2007)
Edith: P*** Off!
Jun 7, 2008
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(4)
Very Brady Christmas, A (1988)
Christmas. Eve Plumb. Fruitcakes.
Jan 6, 2005
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(15)
VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-scared? (1994)
Lettuce prey?
Mar 12, 2005
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(14)
VeggieTales: Sheerluck Holmes And The Golden Ruler (2006)
Elementary, my dear watercress.
Jun 28, 2006
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(15)
VeggieTales: Sheerluck Holmes And The Golden Ruler (2006)
The Red-Headed Leek.
May 9, 2007
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(6)
VeggieTales: Madame Blueberry (1998)
Blueberry ripe for pickings.
Oct 1, 2004
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(4)
VeggieTales: Lyle, The Kindly Viking (2001)
VeggieTale viking: Leafy Ericson?
Oct 5, 2005
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(5)
VeggieTales: Lord Of The Beans (2005)
Legolas meets legumes.
Jun 28, 2006
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(4)
VeggieTales: King George And The Ducky (2000)
Avarice Pilaf.
Mar 13, 2005
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Page Range
Zyzzyx <---> Veggie
Veggie <---> They'v
They C <---> Spider
Spider <---> Sex At
Sex At <---> Quenti
Punish <---> Obesit
Nudist <---> Mickey
Metrop <---> Legend
Legend <---> Jack A
J.A. M <---> Hollyw
Hogs O <---> Girls
Girl W <---> Evel K
Essana <---> Day Af
Day Af <---> Carrie
Care B <---> Barbie
Barber <---> 2012
2001 - <---> $1000
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