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1500+ reviews. 1 joke.
Reviews by 'RockGolf'
Current status of
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with a total of
1621
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
College footballer's 'grand'-stand.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
'E' (1981)
King flunks Snellen chart.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
A one an' Artoo.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(37)
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Re-tune of the Jedi.
Apr 4, 2008
Unscored
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(16)
'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Blue Christmas.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
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(32)
...tick... tick... tick... (1970)
It passes the time.
Aug 2, 2008
Unscored
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(9)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
Cavemen built the pyramids?!?
Mar 7, 2008
Unscored
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(5)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
Cavemen ignore decimillennial celebration.
May 11, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
Emmerich's -Y10K bug.
May 20, 2008
Unscored
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(7)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Sperm-a-lot.
Jun 5, 2009
Unscored
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(7)
12 Angry Men (1997)
Lemmon causes Double jeopardy.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Same evidence, 12 opinions.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
12 Years A Slave (2013)
Long time, no free.
Sep 22, 2014
Unscored
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(8)
127 Hours (2010)
Franco plays disarming fellow.
Nov 5, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
13 Going On 30 (2004)
'Big' for a girl.
May 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
1408 (2007)
Cusack requests 'Suite Escape'.
Aug 27, 2007
Unscored
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(6)
1941 (1979)
War 'n' Beatty.
Feb 24, 2006
Unscored
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(28)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's symbol: Cube/ brick.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Space travel induces Strauss.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL had Y2K bug?
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
2012 (2009)
Emmerich's 'Year After Tomorrow'.
Jun 24, 2009
Unscored
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(9)
30 Days Of Night (2007)
Juneau about vampires?
Nov 9, 2007
Unscored
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(6)
300 (2006)
I'd rate it CCC.
Mar 14, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(17)
300 (2006)
Rear penetration surprises Greeks.
Jul 12, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Harnett can't handle it!
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
42 Up (1998)
7-Up's six pack.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
49 down - '7 Up'.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
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(19)
500 Hats Of Bartholemew Cubbins (1943)
Topper returns.
Jul 3, 2007
Unscored
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(7)
88 Minutes (2007)
Pacino's just killing time.
May 1, 2008
Unscored
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(11)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Abandoned tot joins circuits.
Apr 1, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
The Bjorn Supremacy.
Sep 5, 2004
Unscored
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(39)
Abbott And Costello Meet Jerry Seinfeld (1994)
It's Abbott nothing!
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
About A Boy (2002)
Bread cast upon waterfowl.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Acne (2003)
Spots illustrated.
Apr 1, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Earth's population rapidly doubles.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
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(15)
Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade (1899)
When Dewey get there?
Mar 14, 2006
Unscored
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(7)
Adolf Hitler - My Part In His Downfall (1972)
Goon takes on Nazis.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Adventures Of Chinese Tarzan, The (1940)
Ape-man undergoes orientation.
Aug 25, 2005
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(6)
Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Bore us. Bad. Enough!
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(18)
Agatha (1979)
Murders, she wrote.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
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(13)
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Malcolm in M.I. deal.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)
Interior decorator works overtime.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002)
Second base involves petting.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
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(23)
Air Force One (1997)
Glenn. Ford.
Apr 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Air Force One (1997)
Ford escort becomes coupe.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Air Force One (1997)
Ford plays POTUS Pilot.
Nov 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Air Up There, The (1994)
Slamdunk Millionaire.
Apr 10, 2009
Unscored
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(13)
Airplane! (1980)
Flight Into Deranger.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Akeelah bee invasion!
May 4, 2006
Unscored
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(12)
Alexander (2004)
AC/DC in BC?
Dec 17, 2004
Unscored
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(29)
Alexander (2004)
Colin: Pharoah.
Jan 2, 2005
Unscored
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(16)
Alive (1993)
How to serve man.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Alive (1993)
20 ate, weeks later.
Nov 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
All Cheerleaders Die (2001)
Glee clubbed.
May 7, 2009
Unscored
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(9)
All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Angel a basset?
Jan 17, 2009
Unscored
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(18)
All Men Are the Same (1994)
Spaniards discover sexual equality.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
All Souls Day: Dia De Los Muertos (2005)
�Ai! �Si! �Dead people!
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
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(26)
All This And World War II (1976)
WW2. Scored by Beatles.
Oct 16, 2007
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(5)
Allah Made Me Funny (2008)
Mecca me laugh!
Sep 14, 2008
Unscored
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(9)
Along Came Polly (2004)
Rachel plays Phoebe.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Always (1989)
Ghost: rider in sky.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Always (1989)
Spirit in the sky.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Amazing Journey: The Story Of The Who (2007)
Quarter Moon, waning.
Jan 25, 2008
Unscored
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(5)
Amazing Journey: The Story Of The Who (2007)
'Generation' hope: 50% accurate.
Aug 23, 2008
Unscored
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(4)
Ambushers, The (1967)
Helm's not so deep.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
America At 10 Mph (2005)
Weeks to get anywhere.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
American Crime, An (2007)
End of Page reached.
Mar 25, 2008
Unscored
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(7)
American Dreamz (2006)
'Idol' speculation.
Apr 19, 2006
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(7)
American Dreamz (2006)
M. Moore's Bush satire.
Apr 25, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
American Gangster (2007)
'Virtuousity' stars reverse roles.
Nov 2, 2007
Unscored
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(6)
American Gigolo (1980)
Peter seller. Goons show.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(8)
American In Paris, An (1951)
Caron: 'Eiffel in love'.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
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(7)
American In Paris, An (1951)
Singin' in the Seine.
May 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
American President, The (1995)
Sorkin's 'West Wing' warm-up.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Amityville II: The Possession (1982)
House gets re-possessed.
Apr 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Everybody cut foot loose!
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
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(38)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
My Foot Left.
Jun 21, 2005
Unscored
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(39)
Anchors Aweigh (1945)
Naval gay sing.
May 27, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
And The Beat Goes On: The Sonny And Cher Story (1999)
Cher and Cher alike.
Jun 27, 2006
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(12)
Angel Eyes (2001)
J-lo meets halo.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(16)
Animal House (1978)
A Furst class movie.
Sep 12, 2008
Unscored
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(9)
Animalympics (1980)
Gun fires. Animals run.
May 17, 2006
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(16)
Animalympics (1980)
Crossing the finish lion.
May 17, 2006
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(17)
Animalympics (1980)
Track & field mouse.
May 17, 2006
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(24)
Anne Of Green Gables: The Continuing Story (2000)
Follows up on original.
May 26, 2007
Unscored
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(8)
Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
quANTuMANia
Feb 23, 2023
Unscored
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(2)
Antarctica (1983)
'Eight Below's Japanese original.
Mar 15, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Apocalypse And The Beauty Queen (2005)
Miss World. Miss world.
Feb 2, 2008
Unscored
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(18)
Apollo 13 (1995)
6� for Kevin Bacon.
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(45)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Lovell! Keep us together.
Feb 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Failure AFTER Launch.
Mar 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Apostle Paul, The (2001)
Paul Apprentice.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Arrested Development (2014)
Bluth man group.
Jun 19, 2009
Unscored
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(8)
Arson, Inc. (1949)
Best employees get fired.
Apr 3, 2008
Unscored
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(18)
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Puppy, ciao!
Aug 4, 2005
Unscored
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(18)
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Whack the dog.
Aug 11, 2005
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(14)
Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner (2001)
Athlete has cold streak.
Jul 18, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Mexican alien problem expanding.
Apr 3, 2006
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(23)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Woman discovers size matters.
May 28, 2005
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(19)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Ice dispenser.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
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(23)
Page Range
$1000 <---> Attack
Attack <---> Brokeb
Brokeb <---> Cooler
Corali <---> Eight
Electr <---> Fugiti
Full M <---> Hellbo
Hellbo <---> Inheri
Inside <---> Lady G
Lady I <---> Mars A
Marty <---> New Yo
Newsie <---> Poseid
Posse <---> Scott
Scream <---> Soul P
Soul S <---> Termin
Terms <---> Vagina
Vampir <---> Year W
Yellow <---> Zyzzyx
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