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217	thechad (171)
218	Fenni Fentu (169)
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Reviews by 'Fenni Fentu'

Current status of Movie guru with a total of 169 reviews published to date.

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Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)

I blew him, Fellatio.

Feb 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (36)

Our House: A Very Real Documentary About Kids Of Gay & Lesbian Parents (2000)

From queer to paternity.

Feb 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (34)

Our House: A Very Real Documentary About Kids Of Gay & Lesbian Parents (2000)

Poof daddy.

Feb 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (32)

Gone With The Wind (1939)

Scarlett has midwife crisis.

Feb 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (31)

Monsoon Wedding (2001)

Love me tandoor.

Jun 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (28)

Enemy At The Gates (2001)

Fought Law. Law won.

Feb 16, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (27)

Clerks. (1994)

Meet the Stockers.

Feb 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (25)

Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)

Documentary seems padded.

May 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (24)

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

Fry, robot.

Feb 23, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (24)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

M4M - seeking stable relationship.

Dec 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (23)

Regarding Henry (1991)

Ford recalls.

May 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (21)

Johnny Appleseed (1948)

The Germinator.

Mar 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (20)

Mighty Wind, A (2003)

Meet the Folkers.

Feb 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (20)

1 Night In Paris (2004)

Rick experiences Hilton head.

Feb 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (19)

Terminal, The (2004)

Tom delayed.

Apr 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Typists, The (1971)

Their love's unjustified.

Jun 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Gingerdead Man, The (2005)

Icing, bread people.

Feb 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (17)

Godfather: Part II, The (1974)

Hyman popped at airport.

Feb 23, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (17)

Rights And Reactions: Lesbian & Gay Rights On Trial (1988)

Burden of poof.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

Dangerous Liaisons (1988)

Malkovich wants Close encounter.

Feb 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Night At The Roxbury, A (1998)

Men seek nocturnal admission.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Ten Commandments, The (1956)

Bush shills for Israel.

May 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Party At Kitty And Stud's, The (1970)

Rocky rode.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)

A Fellatio Alger story.

Feb 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

History Of Masturbation, The (2002)

On the beatin' path.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Naked World (2003)

Gaza strippers.

Feb 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Napoleon Blownapart (1967)

Splatterloo.

Jun 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Patriot, The (2000)

British have church bar-b-que.

Feb 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Witness (1985)

Mennonite gets Ford probe.

May 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)

Any given Sabbath day.

Nov 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Bhaji On The Beach (1993)

Sikhs on the beach.

Mar 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Elephant's Bath, The (1902)

Pachydermabrasion.

Jun 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Ghost (1990)

Pottery as soft porn.

Feb 10, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (12)

Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)

Limburglars leave cupboard camem-bare.

Feb 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Our House: A Very Real Documentary About Kids Of Gay & Lesbian Parents (2000)

Babies fed homo milk?

Mar 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Babe (1995)

Duck's a cock tease.

Feb 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

George Of The Jungle (1997)

A vine comedy.

Jun 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Paper Moon (1973)

Tatum tot and Pop.

Feb 16, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (11)

American Werewolf In Paris, An (1997)

1 Bite in Paris.

Mar 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Cannibal! The Musical (1996)

Flesh in the pan.

May 4, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)

Friend's an Indian giver.

Jun 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Cider House Rules, The (1999)

Rose has cherry-poppin' daddy.

Feb 23, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

Naked Football League (1997)

Tight end wide open.

Feb 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Night Of The Living Bread (1990)

Bagel bites.

Dec 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Rocky III (1982)

Cholesterol KOs Rocky's coach.

Feb 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle (1999)

Jedi, Sith: Opposable thumbs.

Apr 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Animal Farm (1954)

Communism with Napoleon: complex.

Feb 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Because Of Winn-Dixie (2005)

Dave = Pet Shop Boy.

Feb 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Beheading Chinese (1903)

Wang loses head.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)

Iced Queens.

Mar 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Naked States (2000)

Have a Michigander.

Feb 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Steamboat Willie (1928)

Modest Mouse floats on.

Feb 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Three Gorges: The Biggest Dam In The World (1998)

Dam, with faint praise.

Aug 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Jungle Book, The (1967)

Sikh's with animals.

Mar 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)

Big Brother evicts Winston.

Feb 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Out: Stories Of Lesbian And Gay Youth In Canada (1994)

Teens desire eh-nal sex.

Aug 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005)

Elephant Pooh. Oh, bother.

Feb 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Limbless droid C3-PO'd.

Jun 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Team America: World Police (2004)

America wins? Fuck yeah!

Feb 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

Connor's 50th-trimester abortion.

Feb 27, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Aladdin (1992)

Abu ghraibs lamp.

Feb 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)

Lord Vader's Sith sense.

Apr 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Failure To Launch (2006)

Terry Bradshaw, Carrie Bradshaw.

Mar 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (6)

Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)

John Deere ridden.

May 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Hairspray (1988)

Lake-sized Ricki dances.

Feb 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

I, Robot (2004)

Modem company expands line.

Feb 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Little Nemo: Adventures In Slumberland (1992)

Tales of a kid-napper.

Jun 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Out: Stories Of Lesbian And Gay Youth In Canada (1994)

Canadiennes who like Regina.

Dec 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Riding The Bus With My Sister (2005)

Down's portrayal too Rosie.

Jun 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Rocky (1976)

Sly slurps salmonella shake.

Feb 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Trials Of Oscar Wilde, The (1960)

Queensbury: 'Oscar the.. OUCH!'.

Apr 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Ugly Dachshund, The (1966)

Man rears large weiner.

Nov 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Ultrachrist! (2003)

WWJD in a leotard?

Apr 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

VeggieTales: Very Silly Songs (1999)

Throw Bob at Larry!

Feb 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-scared? (1994)

Corn on macabre.

Mar 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Adventures Of Chinese Tarzan, The (1940)

Me Tarzan, you Chang.

Aug 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Clueless (1995)

1800s Incest tale updated.

Feb 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Donnie Darko (2001)

Gyllenhaal walks home Malone.

Mar 4, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)

Operation Dumbo Shock.

May 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Hebrew Hammer, The (2003)

Hanukkah saved! Jewbilation!

Mar 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Hebrew Hammer, The (2003)

8 Crazy Fights.

Mar 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Matador, El (2003)

Juan's homo loan.

Mar 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

Piggy: Central Pork.

Mar 4, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

Nauseatingly ugly Greek wenches.

Sep 8, 2002
Scored 1/5

Vote (5)

Naked Lawyers (1996)

This lawyer's firm.

Feb 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Naked World (2003)

Banging Chad.

Mar 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Russian Revolution, The (1998)

The original Red dawn.

Jun 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Sex Aliens (1986)

Aliens flash Gordon.

May 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Alfie (2004)

Jude the Obtuse.

Feb 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)

'To be' for ADD.

Nov 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Flight Of The Navigator (1986)

Reubens befriends prepubescent boy.

Feb 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Gacy (2003)

Jester Molester.

Nov 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Garden State (2004)

'Scrubs' character on Valium.

Feb 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

I Am Sam (2001)

Retard with musical taste.

Sep 8, 2002
Scored 1/5

Vote (4)

Incident At Loch Ness (2004)

Meet the Loch-er.

Feb 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)

Jesus, don't be cross.

Feb 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Manhattan (1979)

Minor gives Woody woody.

Feb 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)

Insurgents hatch Zionist plot.

Feb 28, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

Rizzo a pi-rat.

Mar 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Wookiee war decades late.

Apr 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

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